QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.” (Unknown Author)

TODAY IS: GREAT AMERICAN POT PIE DAY + HUG A VEGETARIAN DAY + FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN/AUTUMNAL EQUINOX + LIBRA BEGINS + NATIVE AMERICAN DAY + NAT'L. CHECKERS DAY + NAT'L. DOGS IN POLITICS DAY + CELEBRATE BISEXUALITY DAY + BILLY THE KID ARRESTED FOR 1ST TIME (1875)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: JASON ALEXANDER + BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN + JULIO IGLESIAS + RAY CHARLES + JOHN COLTRANE + MICKEY ROONEY + MARY KAY PLACE + DWIGHT YOAKAM

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
A Gifted Man (series premiere), CSI: NY (season premiere), Blue Bloods (season premiere), Dateline NBC, Kitchen Nightmares (season premiere), Fringe (season premiere), 20/20, Nikita (season premiere), Supernatural (season premiere), Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know, Great Performances: Placido Domingo:My Favorite Roles, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Four Weddings, Man Woman Wild (x2), PrankStars, A.N.T. Farm, Fish Hooks, Kick Buttowski Suburban Daredevil, Nirvana: Live at the Paramount, American Restoration, SpongeBob SquarePants, Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures, The Soup, Fashion Police, Haven, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Jurassic CSI, Twisted, Majors & Minors, Top 20 Country Countdown, Iron Man, Wolverine, Whisker Wars, Unleashed by Garo, Quirky, Ghost Adventures (season premiere), The Dead Files (series premiere), Real Time w/Bill Maher, Strike Back, Chemistry, Skin to the Max

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Red Sox/Yankees + Phillies/Mets, NHL Hockey Exhibition: Rangers/Devils, WWE SmackDown, Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction, Strikeforce Challengers: Larkin-Rossborough (light heavyweights)


*CBS is NEW with the series premiere of A Gifted Man the 8th season premiere of CSI: NY and the 2nd season premiere of Blue Bloods

*NBC has repeats of Up All Night and Whitney and is NEW with Dateline NBC

*FOX is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Kitchen Nightmares and the 4th season premiere of Fringe

*ABC has repeats of Modern Family and Revenge and is NEW with 20/20

*WWOR has repeats of Monk

*CW is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Nikita and the 7th season premiere of Supernatural

*PBS is NEW with Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know and Great Performances: Placido Domingo: My Favorite Roles

*OWN has Thelma & Louise

*TLC is NEW with Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta and Four Weddings

*Discovery is NEW with Man Woman Wild (x2)

*TNT has The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift and V for Vendetta

*FX has Death Race and Transporter 2

*Disney is NEW with PrankStars, A.N.T. Farm, Fish Hooks and Kick Buttowski Suburban Daredevil

*MTV has Jackass 3.5

*VH1 is NEW with Nirvana: Live at the Paramount

*TBS has Sahara

*History is NEW with American Restoration

*NIK is NEW with SpongeBob SquarePants and Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures

*E! is NEW with The Soup and Fashion Police

*Bravo has National Treasure

*Syfy is NEW with WWE SmackDown and Haven

*BET has Notorious and Lockdown

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Star Wars: The Clone Wars

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Red Sox/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction

*AMC has The Village and The Exorcism of Emily Rose

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Mets

*MSG is NEW with NHL Hockey Exhibition: Rangers/Devils

*MSG+ is NEW with NHL Hockey Exhibition: Rangers/Devils

*NatGeo is NEW with Jurassic CSI

*ID is NEW with Twisted

*BBC has Die Another Day

*Lifetime Movies has Pick-A-Flicks

*Oxygen has Mrs. Doubtfire and Freaky Friday

*HUB is NEW with Pt. 1 of the 2-pt. series Majors & Minors

*CMT has Son-in-Law

*GAC is NEW with Top 20 Country Countdown (Taylor Swift Tour)

*Fuse has Menace II Society

*Encore has Death at a Funeral, Law Abiding Citizen and Undercover Brother

*Reelz has Escape from New York and Derailed

*G4 is NEW with Iron Man and Wolverine

*IFC has Religulous, is NEW with Whisker Wars and has Black Sheep

*Sundance is NEW with Unleashed by Garo and Quirky

*Indie has Relative Values, Coffee & Cigarettes and Men of Respect

*Retro has The Boston Strangler and Lenny

*TCM has King Solomon's Mines and Boy on a Dolphin

*FLix has Existenz, Tron and The Blair Witch Project

*Travel is NEW with the 5th season premiere of Ghost Adventures and the series premiere of The Dead Files

*GMC has The Karate Kid Part II + III

*HBO has Megamind and is NEW with Real Time with Bill Maher

*Cinemax has Men in Black and is NEW with Strike Back, Chemistry and Skin to the Max

*Showtime has The Other Woman and is NEW with Strikeforce Challengers: Larkin-Rossborough (light heavyweights)

*Starz has The Green Hornet

*Late Nite Highlites: Nathan Fillion on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Gerard Butler and Kat Dennings on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Hugh Jackman and Maya Rudolph on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Taylor Lautner and Florence Henderson on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat)




















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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back." From a fortune cookie ;)

TODAY IS: NAT'L. WHITE CHOCOLATE DAY + NAT'L. ICE CREAM CONE DAY (Invented 1903) + DEAR DIARY DAY + ABE LINCOLN ISSUES EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION (1862) + BAND-AID INVENTED (1920) + ELEPHANT APPRECIATION DAY + U.S. POST OFFICE OPENED (1789) + AMERICAN BUSINESS WOMEN'S DAY + NAT'L. HOBBIT DAY + WORLD CARFREE DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: TOM FELTON + BONNIE HUNT + SCOTT BAIO + ANDREA BOCELLI + JOAN JETT + DEBBY BOONE + SHARI BELAFONTE + TOMMY LASORDA

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
The Big Bang Theory (x2-season premiere), Person of Interest (series premiere), The Mentalist (season premiere), Community (season premiere), Parks & Recreation (season premiere), The Office (season premiere), Whitney (series premiere), Prime Suspect (series premiere), The X Factor, Charlie's Angels (series premiere), Grey's Anatomy (season premiere), Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle, Prison Diaries: Confessions from Death Row (series premiere), Sweet Genius (series premiere), Project Runway, Russian Dolls, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Jersey Shore, Ancient Aliens, Millionaire Matchmaker, Problem Solverz, Property Brothers, House Hunters Int'l., Stuck w/Hackett (x2), Blog Cabin, My Renovation (season finale), Angels Among Us, Headline Country, Ultimate Merger (season finale), Bored to Death: Another Hit of Season 2

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies + Rays/Yankees, Impact Wrestling

*CBS is NEW with the 5th season premiere of The Big Bang Theory (x2), the series premiere of Person of Interest and the 4th season premiere of The Mentalist

*NBC is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of Community, the 4th season premiere of Parks & Recreation, the 8th season premiere of The Office, the series premiere of Whitney and the series premiere of Prime Suspect

*FOX is NEW with The X Factor

*ABC is NEW with the series premiere of Charlie's Angels and the 8th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy (2 hrs.)

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace

*CW is NEW with Vampire Diaries and The Secret Circle

*PBS has repeats

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with the series opener of Prison Diaries (Confessions from Death Row)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with the series premiere of Sweet Genius

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Project Runway and Russian Dolls

*FX is NEW with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Archer (Pt. 2 of 3)

*MTV is NEW with Jersey Shore

*VH1 has repeats

*History is NEW with Ancient Aliens

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Rachel Bilson)

*Bravo is NEW with Millionaire Matchmaker

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Problem Solverz

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers and House Hunters Int'l.

*Science is NEW with Stuck with Hackett (x2)

*Lifetime Movies has Lies He Told and A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story

*DIY is NEW with Blog Cabin and the 2nd season finale of Run My Renovation

*CMT is NEW with Angels Among Us

*GAC is NEW with Headline Country

*Encore has Rumble in the Bronx, Point of No Return and Ransom

*Reelz has Scarface and Escape from New York

*IFC has The Last of the Mohicans

*Sundance has Tenderness

*Indie has Quitting, Forever Mine and Blue Velvet

*Retro has Breaker! Breaker!, The Organization and Cuba

*TCM has The Ballad of the Sad Cafe and The Deceivers

*FLix has The Associate, Eddie and Mala Noche

*TVOne is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Ultimate Merger

*HBO has Avatar and is NEW with Bored to Death: Another Hit of Season 2

*Cinemax has Big Stan and The Losers

*Showtime The Six Wives of Henry Lefay and Sweet Karma

*Starz has You Again, The Karate Kid and Easy A

*Late Nite Highlites: Sofia Vergara on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Billy Gardell on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jamie Foxx and Michelle Monaghan on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Julianna Margulies and Wyatt Cenac on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Ellen Pompeo on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Jonah Hill on Conan (NEW)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship." Buddha

TODAY IS: NAT'L. PECAN COOKIE DAY + INT'L. BANANA FESTIVAL DAY + U.N. INT'L. DAY OF PEACE + WORLD GRATITUDE DAY + WORLD ALZHEIMER'S DAY + BENEDICT ARNOLD COMMITTED TREASON (1780)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: NICOLE RICHIE + ALFONSO RIBEIRO + RICKI LAKE + FAITH HILL + DARVA CONGER + DAVE COULIER + BILL MURRAY + STEPHEN KING + LARRY HAGMAN + H.G. WELLS + CHERYL HINES + FANNIE FLAGG

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Survivor: South Pacific, Criminal Minds (season premiere), CSI (season premiere), Up All Night, Free Agents, Harry's Law (season premiere), Law & Order: SVU (season premiere), The X Factor (series premiere), The Middle (season premiere), Modern Family (season premiere), Revenge (series premiere), H8R, America's Next Top Model, Live from Lincoln Center: NY Philharmonic Opening Night Gala Concert, Not in Our Town: Light in the Darkness, Primetime on OWN, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Ton of Cash, The Stoned Ages, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, Blue Mountain State, E! True Hollywood Story: Bethenny Frankel, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal Witness, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Dark Matters: Twisted But True, Dateline on ID, The Hour (season finale), 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Operation Repo, Hulk Hogan's MCW

NEW SPORTS STUFF:MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies + Rays/Yankees + Mets/Cardinals + Rangers/Athletics, NHL Hockey Exhibition: Maple Leafs/Flyers + Devils/Rangers, UFC Unleashed, Ultimate Fighter: Team Bisping vs. Team Miller, MLSoccer: NY/Salt Lake, Inside the NFL, Inside NASCAR

*CBS is NEW with Survivor: South Pacific, the 7th season premiere of Criminal Minds and the 12th season premiere of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

*NBC is NEW with Up All Night, Free Agents, the 2nd season premiere of Harry's Law and the 13th season premiere of Law & Order: SVU (w/Kelli Giddish)

*FOX is NEW with the series premiere of The X Factor

*ABC is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of The Middle, the 3rd season premiere of Modern Family and the series premiere of Revenge

*TCN is NEW with NHL Hockey Exhibition: Maple Leafs/Flyers

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW is NEW with H8R (Eva Longoria & Scott Disick) and America's Next Top Model

*PBS is NEW with Live from Lincoln Center: NY Philharmonic Opening Night Gala Concert and Not in Our Town: Light in the Darkness

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible

*Versus is NEW with NHL Hockey Exhibition: Maple Leafs/Flyers

*VH1 is NEW with Ton of Cash

*History is NEW with The Stoned Ages

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with UFC Unleashed, Ultimate Fighter: Team Bisping vs. Team Miller and Blue Mountain State

*E! is NEW with True Hollywood Story: Bethenny Frankel and Chelsea Lately (Gavin Rossdale)

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters (Carnegie Library-Pittsburgh, PA) and Paranormal Witness

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees + Rangers/Athletics

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Cardinals

*MSG is NEW with NHL Hockey Exhibition: Devils/Rangers

*MSG+ is NEW with MLSoccer: NY/Salt Lake

*Science is NEW with Dark Matters: Twisted But True

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID

*BBC is NEW with the 1st season finale of The Hour

*WE has Steel Magnolias

*Lifetime Movies has For One Night and Akeelah & the Bee

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has The Golden Compass and Elektra

*Encore has The Last Song, Timecop and Courage Under Fire

*Reelz has Hard to Kill and Scarface

*IFC has Valhalla Rising, Vice Squad and Love & a .45

*Sundance has Map of the Sounds of Tokyo and All Around Us

*Indie has Faithful, Mo' Better Blues and Ararat

*Retro has Airport 1975 and The Robe

*TCM has James Dean: Forever Young and East of Eden

*FLix has School Ties, Crossroads and Scary Movie

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and Hulk Hogan's MCW

*HBO has Edge of Darkness

*Cinemax has Going the Distance and Inception

*Showtime is NEW with Inside the NFL and Inside NASCAR

*Starz has Friday After Next, Brooklyn's Finest and Armored

*Late Nite Highlites: Taylor Lautner and Minka Kelly on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); James Spader on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Amy Poehler on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Jonah Hill and Whitney Cummings on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Michael Moore and Elisha Cuthbert on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Jim Parsons and Chris Pratt on Conan (NEW)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Happiness is not a feeling, it is a choice. To be happy, one must choose to be happy, not respond to a circumstance that now controls your happiness.” Joyce Meyer

TODAY IS: NAT'L. (RUM) PUNCH DAY + APHA GET READY DAY + LAST QUARTER MOON (9:39AM EDT) + GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE U.N. + ROCK OF CHICKAMAUGA ANNIVERSARY (1863)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MOON BLOODGOOD + GARY COLE + SOPHIA LOREN + ANNE MEARA + DR. JOYCE BROTHERS + UPTON SINCLAIR + FERDINAND "JELLY ROLL" MORTON + DEBBI MORGAN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
NCIS (season premiere), NCIS: Los Angeles (season premiere), Unforgettable (series premiere), Biggest Loser (season premiere), Parenthood, Glee (season premiere), New Girl (series premiere), Raising Hope (season premiere), Dancing w/the Stars: Meet the Cast, Dancing w/the Stars (results), Body of Proof (season premiere), 90210, Ringer, History Detectives, POV, Turning Point (x2), Tosh.0, Workaholics (season premiere), What Not to Wear, Big Hair Alaska (x2), Chopped, Auction Kings, Carfellas (x2), Sons of Anarchy, Teen Mom (season finale), Awkward, Top Shot, Human Planet (x2), Kathy Griffin: Pants Off, Rachel Zoe Project, Born to Dance (season finale), Looney Tunes Show, For Rent, Frontier Force, Dateline on ID, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks, Downsized, I Hate My Kitchen, I Hate My Bath, Foodography, Legends of the Parks, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees + Nationals/Phillies + Mets/Cardinals, Playing Lessons, Big Break Ireland (season premiere), World Series of Poker (x2), UFC 135 Countdown, Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel



*CBS is NEW with the 9th season premiere of NCIS, the 3rd season premiere of NCIS: Los Angeles and the series premiere of Unforgettable

*NBC is NEW with the 12th season premiere of Biggest Loser and Parenthood

*FOX is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of Glee, the series premiere of New Girl and the 2nd season premiere of Raising Hope

*ABC is NEW with Dancing with the Stars: Meet the Cast, Dancing with the Stars (Live) and the 2nd season premiere of Body of Proof

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees

*CW is NEW with 90210 and Ringer

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and POV

*OWN is NEW with Turning Point (x2)

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Tosh.0 and the 2nd season premiere of Workaholics

*TLC is NEW with What Not to Wear and Big Hair Alaska (x2)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Chopped (Pt. 4 of 5)

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings and Carfellas (x2)

*FX is NEW with Sons of Anarchy

*Golf is NEW with Playing Lessons (Matt Ryan) and the 16th season premiere of Big Break Ireland

*MTV is NEW with the season finale of Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*History is NEW with Top Shot

*Animal Planet is NEW with Human Planet (x2)

*Spike is NEW with UFC 135 Countdown

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Anthony Mackie)

*Bravo is NEW with Kathy Griffin: Pants Off and Rachel Zoe Project

*BET is NEW with the 1st season finale of Born to Dance

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*HGTV is NEW with For Rent

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Cardinals

*NatGeo is NEW with Frontier Force

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID and I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks

*WE is NEW with Downsized

*Lifetime Movies has Nora Roberts' Carnal Innocence and Sex & Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal

*DIY is NEW with I Hate My Kitchen and I Hate My Bath

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Greek)

*Encore has Anger Management, Zombieland and Navy SEALs

*Reelz has Primal Fear and Hard to Kill

*IFC has Carrie and Turistas

*Indie has The Velocity of Gary, The Professional and Twin Town

*Retro has Kid Galahad, Jesus Christ Superstar and The Deep

*TCM has Lust for Life and Paths of Glory

*FLix has Born Romantic, Mona Lisa and Harvard Man

*Travel is NEW with Legends of the Parks

*HBO is NEW with Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

*Cinemax has The A-Team and Due Date

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has Blue Crush, The Green Hornet and The Bourne Identity

*Late Nite Highlites: Jonah Hill and Paula Abdul on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Harry Connick Jr on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Gerard Butler and Whitney Cummings on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Dana Carvey and Demi Lovato on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Simon Cowell on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Simon Baker and Bryce Dallas Howard on Conan (NEW)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go." Margaret Walker

TODAY IS: NAT'L. BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING DAY + TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY + NAT'L. WOMAN ROAD WARRIOR DAY (traveling businesswomen) + INT'L. WOMEN'S ECOMMERCE DAY! AND IT'S ALSO POLLUTION PREVENTION WEEK + NAT'L. SINGLES WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: ALISON SWEENEY + JIMMY FALLON + TRISHA YEARWOOD + JOAN LUNDEN + LESLIE "TWIGGY" LAWSON + "MAMA" CASS ELLIOT + BILL MEDLEY + ADAM WEST (Batman) + SLIMEY THE WORM

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
How I Met Your Mother (x2-season premiere), Two & a Half Men (season premiere), 2 Broke Girls (series premiere), Hawaii Five-0 (season premiere), The Sing-Off (season premiere), The Playboy Club (season premiere), Hell's Kitchen (season finale), Dancing w/the Stars (season premiere), Castle (season premiere), Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2), Kathy Griffin's Emmys Aftermath, Roast of Charlie Sheen Pre-Show, Roast of Charlie Sheen, Crave, Diners Drive-Ins & Dives, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior, American Underworld (series premiere), Giuliana & Bill, Tia & Tamera, The Protector, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Death Valley, MTV's Cuff'd, Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life, The T.O. Show, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), I'm Alive (x3), GTTV Presents Gears of War 3: Countdown to Launch, Fashion Police, The Lying Game, Real Housewives of BH, Most Eligible Dallas, Eureka (season finale), Warehouse 13, Alphas, Regular Show, MAD, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Showhouse Showdown, Deadly 60 (x2), Curiosity: What's Beneath America?, 20/20 on ID, Top Gear (BBC), House Crashers, Bath Crashers, Mega Dens, Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular, Ashton Shepherd: Where Country Grows, The A-List: NY, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Bear Swamp Recovery, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Cardinals/Phillies, Giants Pre-Game, Monday Night Countdown, Monday Night Football: Rams/Giants, WWE Monday Night Raw


*CBS is NEW with the 7th season premiere of How I Met Your Mother (x2), the 9th season premiere of Two & a Half Men (Pt. 1 of 2), the series premiere of 2 Broke Girls and the 2nd season premiere of Hawaii Five-0

*NBC is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of The Sing-Off and the series premiere of The Playboy Club

*FOX is NEW with the 2 hr. 9th season finale of Hell's Kitchen

*ABC is NEW with the 13th season premiere of Dancing with the Stars (Live) and the 4th season premiere of Castle

*WWOR is NEW with Giants Pre-Game and Monday Night Football: Rams/Giants

*CW has repeats of H8R and Ringer

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2)

*TVGN is NEW with Kathy Griffin's Emmys Aftermath

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Roast of Charlie Sheen Pre-Show and Roast of Charlie Sheen

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Phillies

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Crave (bacon), Diners Drive-Ins & Dives and The Best Thing I Ever Ate (New Orleans)

*Discovery is NEW with American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior and the series premiere of American Underworld

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill and Tia & Tamera

*Lifetime TV is NEW with The Protector

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*MTV is NEW with Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Death Valley and MTV's Cuff'd

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life and The T.O. Show

*NIK is NEW with Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (sneak preview)

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Animal Planet is NEW with I'm Alive (x3)

*Spike is NEW with GTTV Presents Gears of War 3: Countdown to Launch

*E! is NEW with Fashion Police (2011 Primetime Emmy Awards) and Chelsea Lately (Anna Kendrick)

*ABCFam is NEW with The Lying Game

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Most Eligible Dallas

*Syfy is NEW with the 4th season finale of Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Regular Show and MAD

*ESPN is NEW with Monday Night Countdown and Monday Night Football: Rams/Giants

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l. and Showhouse Showdown

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60 (x2)

*Science is NEW with Curiosity: What's Beneath America?

*ID is NEW with 20/20 on ID

*BBC is NEW with Top Gear

*Lifetime Movies has Another Woman's Husband and Web of Desire

*DIY is NEW with House Crashers, Bath Crashers and Mega Dens

*Oxygen is NEW with Bad Girls Club and Hair Battle Spectacular

*GAC is NEW with Ashton Shepherd: Where Country Grows

*Encore has 8 Mile, Legion and The Jerk

*Reelz has Honeymoon in Vegas

*G4 has The Onion Movie

*Logo is NEW with The A-List: New York and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Drugstore Cowboy and Pecker

*Indie has The End of Violence, Monsoon Wedding and Italian for Beginners

*Retro has Mackenna's Gold

*TCM has Dr. Coppelius and The Red Shoes

*FLix has K-19: The Widowmaker and Internal Affairs

*truTV is NEW with Bear Swamp Recovery

*GMC has Pay It Forward

*HBO has Public Enemies

*Cinemax has Catch Me If You Can and Inception

*Showtime has Piranha and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Country Strong and Resident Evil: Afterlife

*Late Nite Highlites: Jill Biden and Ted Danson on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Keith Olbermann on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Christina Applegate on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Simon Cowell on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Dr. Phil McGraw on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Ryan Gosling and Nicole Scherzinger on Conan (NEW)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" Lily Tomlin

TODAY IS: NAT'L. GUACAMOLE DAY + NAT'L. CINNAMON RAISIN BREAD DAY + COLLECT ROCKS DAY + POW/MIA RECOGNITION DAY + UN INT'L. DAY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THE OZONE LAYER + MAYFLOWER DAY + MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY + NAT'L. PLAY-DOH DAY + NAT'L. STAY AWAY FROM SEATTLE DAY + STEPFAMILY DAY + WORKING PARENTS DAY + ANNE BRADSTREET DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: NICK JONAS + MARC ANTHONY + JENNIFER TILLY + DAVID COPPERFIELD + MICKEY ROURKE + ED BEGLEY JR. + PETER FALK + B.B. KING + LAUREN BACALL + ALLEN FUNT + MOLLY SHANNON + ANNE FRANCIS + RICHARD MARX

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
48 Hours Mystery, 2011 ALMA Awards, Dateline NBC, Karaoke Battle USA (season finale), 20/20, Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know (season premiere), In the Life, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Four Weddings, Sugar High, Man Woman Wild, One Man Army, Roseann's Nuts, American Restoration, Wizards of Waverly Place, A.N.T. Farm, SpongeBob SquarePants, Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures, Tanked, The Soup, Fashion Police, Haven, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (season premiere), Jurassic CSI, 4Real (x2), Deadly Women, Crossroads, Top 20 Country Countdown, Iron Man, Wolverine, Whisker Wars, Unleashed by Garo, Quirky, Paranormal Challenge, Real Time w/Bill Maher, Living for 32

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Blue Jays + Mets/Braves, WWE SmackDown, NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Joliet IL, 24/7 Mayweather Ortiz, 24/7 Overtime Live: Mayweather/Ortiz

*CBS is NEW with 48 Hours Mystery and has repeats of CSI: NY and Blue Bloods

*NBC is NEW with 2011 American Latino Media Arts Awards (hosted by Eva Longoria & George Lopez) and Dateline NBC

*FOX has repeats of Kitchen Nightmares and Fringe

*ABC has a repeat of Shark Tank and is NEW with the 1st season finale of Karaoke Battle USA and 20/20

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Blue Jays

*CW has repeats of Ringer and The Secret Circle

*PBS is NEW with Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, the 2nd season premiere of Need to Know and In the Life

*OWN has When Harry Met Sally...

*TVGN has Meet Joe Black

*TLC is NEW with Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta and Four Weddings

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Sugar High (New Orleans)

*Discovery is NEW with Man Woman Wild and One Man Army

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts

*USA has Fast & Furious

*TNT has The Rock

*FX has X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Japanese) and 12 Rounds

*Disney is NEW with Wizards of Waverly Place and A.N.T. Farm

*MTV has Bad Boys

*VH1 has Stomp the Yard and You Got Served

*TBS has The Longest Yard

*History is NEW with American Restoration

*NIK is NEW with SpongeBob SquarePants and Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures

*Animal Planet is NEW with Tanked

*TVLand has Batman Returns

*E! is NEW with The Soup and Fashion Police

*Bravo has Next Friday

*Syfy is NEW with WWE SmackDown and Haven

*BET has The Sixth Man and Soul Plane

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Star Wars: The Clone Wars

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Joliet IL

*AMC has The Silence of the Lambs

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Braves

*NatGeo is NEW with Jurassic CSI and 4Real (x2)

*ID is NEW with Deadly Women

*BBC has Alien 3

*Lifetime Movies has Pick-A-Flicks

*Oxygen has The Notebook

*CMT is NEW with Crossroads

*GAC is NEW with Top 20 Country Countdown (Montgomery Gentry)

*Fuse has La Bamba

*Encore has 8 Mile, Rumble in the Bronx and The Big Hit

*Reelz has In the Line of Fire and Waking Ned Divine

*G4 has Fletch Lives and is NEW with Iron Man and Wolverine

*IFC has From Dusk till Dawn and is NEW with Whisker Wars

*Sundance is NEW with Unleashed by Garo and Quirky

*Indie has Zebrahead, My Beautiful Laundrette and Ararat

*Retro has Comes a Horseman and The Deep

*TCM has Carry on Sergeant, Carry on Nurse and Carry on Teacher

*FLix has Ghost World and School Ties

*Travel is NEW with Paranormal Challenge (AZ)

*GMC has The Karate Kid

*HBO is NEW with 24/7 Mayweather Ortiz, 24/7 Overtime Live: Mayweather/Ortiz and Real Time with Bill Maher

*Showtime is NEW with Living for 32 and has Sweet Karma and Push

*Starz has Grown Ups

*Late Nite Highlites: Ashton Kutcher on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Kate Bosworth on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Jason Statham on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Kate Bosworth on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." Abraham Lincoln

TODAY IS: EAT A HOAGIE DAY + NAT'L. CREAM-FILLED DONUT DAY + FIRST DEPT. STORE OPENED (1848 BY A.T. STEWART)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: AMY WINEHOUSE + CLAYTON MOORE + FAITH FORD + SAM NEILL + WALTER KOENIG + DAN CORTESE + MARY CROSBY + MELISSA LEO

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Survivor: South Pacific (season premiere), Big Brother (season finale), America's Got Talent (season finale), Up All Night (series premiere), Free Agents (series premiere), Buried Treasure (season finale), Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (A Model Life), H8R (series premiere), America's Next Top Model (season premiere), Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2), Primetime on OWN, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Necessary Roughness (season finale), Ton of Cash, Scammed, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, Deadliest Warrior (x2), Fatal Honeymoons, E! Investigates: A Designer's Downfall (Anand Jon), Melissa & Joey (x2-season finale), Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal Witness, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Miracle Babies (x2), Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2), Dark Matters: Twisted But True, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Law & Order: UK, The Hour, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Day Jobs (series premiere), Operation Repo (x2), Man v. Food Nation

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Indians/Rangers + Nationals/Mets + Yankees/Mariners, Inside the NFL, Hulk Hogan’s MCW (series premiere), Inside NASCAR

*CBS is NEW with the 23rd season of Survivor: South Pacific and the 13th season finale of Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of CSI

*NBC is NEW with the 6th season finale of America's Got Talent, the series premiere of Up All Night and the series premiere of Free Agents

*FOX is NEW with the 1st season finale of Buried Treasure

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (A Model Life)

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW is NEW with the series premiere of H8R (w/Snooki) and the 17th season premiere of America's Next Top Model (w/Nicki Minaj)

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2) and Primetime on OWN

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with the 1st season finale of Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Exiled

*FX has What Happens in Vegas and Miss March

*Disney has Hoodwinked

*MTV has Get Rich or Die Tryin'

*VH1 is NEW with Ton of Cash

*History is NEW with Scammed

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior (x2)

*E! is NEW with Fatal Honeymoons, E! Investigates: A Designer's Downfall (w/Anand Jon) and Chelsea Lately (Kate Bosworth)

*ABCFam is NEW with the 1st season (?) finale of Melissa & Joey (x2) and has My Fake Fiancé

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters and Paranormal Witness

*BET has American Gangster

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Indians/Rangers and Yankees/Mariners

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Mariners

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*AMC has Rocky IV and Rocky V

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Miracle Babies (x2) and Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2)

*Science is NEW with Dark Matters: Twisted But True

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and The Hour

*WE has Sleeping with the Enemy

*Lifetime Movies has You Belong to Me and I Know Who Killed Me

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has Mrs. Doubtfire and Fools Rush In

*VH1CL has Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*GAC is NEW with the series premiere of Day Jobs (Trace Adkins)

*Fuse has Wild Wild West

*Encore has Jerry Maguire and Money Train

*Reelz has Kiss of Death and Blood Work

*IFC has American Psycho, Turistas and Thirteen

*Sundance has Leaving, Notes on a Scandal and Johnny Mad Dog

*Indie has Relative Values, Italian for Beginners and Men of Respect

*Retro has Lenny and The Killer Elite

*TCM has The Story of Temple Drake, The Mating Season and Thank Your Lucky Stars

*FLix has Scenes from a Mall, Heartbreakers and The Safety of Objects

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo (x2) and the series premiere of Hulk Hogan's MCW

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Pacific Coast Highway)

*GMC has Trinity Goodheart

*HBO has Megamind

*Showtime has Next Day Air and is NEW with Inside the NFL and Inside NASCAR

*Starz has White Chicks and Alice in Wonderland

*Late Nite Highlites: Alec Baldwin on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Danny DeVito on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jane Lynch on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); 2011 Little League World Series champions on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Tyra Banks on Conan (NEW)

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