QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." Abraham Lincoln

TODAY IS: EAT A HOAGIE DAY + NAT'L. CREAM-FILLED DONUT DAY + FIRST DEPT. STORE OPENED (1848 BY A.T. STEWART)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: AMY WINEHOUSE + CLAYTON MOORE + FAITH FORD + SAM NEILL + WALTER KOENIG + DAN CORTESE + MARY CROSBY + MELISSA LEO

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Survivor: South Pacific (season premiere), Big Brother (season finale), America's Got Talent (season finale), Up All Night (series premiere), Free Agents (series premiere), Buried Treasure (season finale), Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (A Model Life), H8R (series premiere), America's Next Top Model (season premiere), Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2), Primetime on OWN, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Necessary Roughness (season finale), Ton of Cash, Scammed, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, Deadliest Warrior (x2), Fatal Honeymoons, E! Investigates: A Designer's Downfall (Anand Jon), Melissa & Joey (x2-season finale), Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal Witness, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Miracle Babies (x2), Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2), Dark Matters: Twisted But True, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Law & Order: UK, The Hour, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Day Jobs (series premiere), Operation Repo (x2), Man v. Food Nation

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Indians/Rangers + Nationals/Mets + Yankees/Mariners, Inside the NFL, Hulk Hogan’s MCW (series premiere), Inside NASCAR

*CBS is NEW with the 23rd season of Survivor: South Pacific and the 13th season finale of Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of CSI

*NBC is NEW with the 6th season finale of America's Got Talent, the series premiere of Up All Night and the series premiere of Free Agents

*FOX is NEW with the 1st season finale of Buried Treasure

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (A Model Life)

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW is NEW with the series premiere of H8R (w/Snooki) and the 17th season premiere of America's Next Top Model (w/Nicki Minaj)

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2) and Primetime on OWN

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with the 1st season finale of Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Exiled

*FX has What Happens in Vegas and Miss March

*Disney has Hoodwinked

*MTV has Get Rich or Die Tryin'

*VH1 is NEW with Ton of Cash

*History is NEW with Scammed

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior (x2)

*E! is NEW with Fatal Honeymoons, E! Investigates: A Designer's Downfall (w/Anand Jon) and Chelsea Lately (Kate Bosworth)

*ABCFam is NEW with the 1st season (?) finale of Melissa & Joey (x2) and has My Fake Fiancé

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters and Paranormal Witness

*BET has American Gangster

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Indians/Rangers and Yankees/Mariners

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Mariners

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*AMC has Rocky IV and Rocky V

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Miracle Babies (x2) and Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2)

*Science is NEW with Dark Matters: Twisted But True

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and The Hour

*WE has Sleeping with the Enemy

*Lifetime Movies has You Belong to Me and I Know Who Killed Me

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has Mrs. Doubtfire and Fools Rush In

*VH1CL has Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*GAC is NEW with the series premiere of Day Jobs (Trace Adkins)

*Fuse has Wild Wild West

*Encore has Jerry Maguire and Money Train

*Reelz has Kiss of Death and Blood Work

*IFC has American Psycho, Turistas and Thirteen

*Sundance has Leaving, Notes on a Scandal and Johnny Mad Dog

*Indie has Relative Values, Italian for Beginners and Men of Respect

*Retro has Lenny and The Killer Elite

*TCM has The Story of Temple Drake, The Mating Season and Thank Your Lucky Stars

*FLix has Scenes from a Mall, Heartbreakers and The Safety of Objects

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo (x2) and the series premiere of Hulk Hogan's MCW

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Pacific Coast Highway)

*GMC has Trinity Goodheart

*HBO has Megamind

*Showtime has Next Day Air and is NEW with Inside the NFL and Inside NASCAR

*Starz has White Chicks and Alice in Wonderland

*Late Nite Highlites: Alec Baldwin on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Danny DeVito on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jane Lynch on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); 2011 Little League World Series champions on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Tyra Banks on Conan (NEW)

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