"Life itself still remains a very effective therapist."

TODAY IS: FIRST NAT'L. RASPBERRY CAKE DAY + COTTON CANDY DAY + JUMP FOR JELLY BEANS DAY + U.S. PATENT ISSUED (1790) + MUTT'S DAY! TODAY BEGINS SINGLE WOMAN'S WORKING WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: DEAN CAIN + J.K. ROWLING + WESLEY SNIPES + TED CASSIDY + B.J. NOVAK

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
60 Minutes, Big Brother, Same Name, Dateline NBC, Marriage Ref, The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All, Masterpiece Mystery!, True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, Carson Nation, Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals, 25 Biggest TV Blunders 2, Caught on Camera, Hoarding: Buried Alive, My Strange Addiction (x2), Food Network Star, Iron Chef America, Great White Invasion, Jaws Comes Home, Jerseylicious, Big Rich Texas, The Glades, Drop Dead Diva, Against the Wall (premiere), In Plain Sight, Leverage, Falling Skies, So Random!, Good Luck Charlie, Friends for Change Games, Celebrity Rehab w/Dr. Drew, Behind the Music: Enrique Iglesias, Ice Road Truckers, Top Gear, Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots, Bar Rescue, Keeping Up w/the Kardashians, Ice Loves Coco, Real Housewives of NJ, Watch What Happens Live, Sunday Best, Cash & Cari, Holmes Inspection, House Hunters, Breaking Bad, Russia's Toughest Prisons, The Indestructibles, Bridezillas, Family Renovation, Unique Eats, Unique Sweets, The Glee Project, American Ninja Warrior (x2-premiere), Bait Car (x2), Vegas Strip, The Real L Word

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Cubs/Cardinals, X Games: Moto X, Freestyle Bicycling, Skateboarding, Speed Center, NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain, My Classic Car, Car Crazy, Game On! With John Salley


*CBS is NEW with 60 Minutes, Big Brother and Same Name (Kathy Griffin) and has a repeat of CSI: Miami

*NBC is NEW with Dateline NBC, has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with Marriage Ref (Rachael Ray, Larry Miller & JB Smoove)

*FOX has repeats of American Dad!, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad!

*ABC has a repeat of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and is NEW with The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All

*CW has repeats of Friends, Seinfeld and Two & a Half Men

*PBS is NEW with Masterpiece Mystery! (Zen: Ratking)

*HBO is NEW with True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage

*OWN is NEW with Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, Carson Nation and Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals

*ION has Point Break and U-571

*TVGN is NEW with 25 Biggest TV Blunders 2 and has City Slickers

*MSNBC is NEW with Caught on Camera

*TLC is NEW with Hoarding: Buried Alive and My Strange Addiction (x2)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Food Network Star and Iron Chef America

*Discovery is NEW with Great White Invasion and Jaws Comes Home

*Style is NEW with Jerseylicious and Big Rich Texas

*A&E is NEW with The Glades

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Drop Dead Diva and the series premiere of Against the Wall

*USA is NEW with In Plain Sight

*TNT is NEW with Leverage and Falling Skies

*FX has The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

*Disney is NEW with So Random!, Good Luck Charlie and Friends for Change Games

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 is NEW with Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and Behind the Music: Enrique Iglesias

*TBS has Monster-in-Law

*History is NEW with Ice Road Truckers and Top Gear

*Animal Planet is NEW with Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots

*Spike is NEW with Bar Rescue

*E! is NEW with Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Ice Loves Coco

*ABCFam has Beauty & the Beast and Paul Blart: Mall Cop

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New Jersey and Watch What Happens Live (John Benjamin Hickey)

*BET is NEW with Sunday Best

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Cubs/Cardinals

*ESPN2 is NEW with X Games: Moto X, Freestyle Bicycling, Skateboarding

*Speed is NEW with Speed Center, NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain, My Classic Car and Car Crazy

*HGTV is NEW with Cash & Cari, Holmes Inspection and House Hunters

*AMC has Swordfish and is NEW with Breaking Bad

*MSG has Brian's Song and Ruffian

*NatGeo is NEW with Russia's Toughest Prisons and The Indestructibles

*WE is NEW with Bridezillas

*Lifetime Movies has And Baby Will Fall and When Secrets Kill

*DIY is NEW with Family Renovation

*Cooking is NEW with Unique Eats and Unique Sweets

*Oxygen is NEW with The Glee Project

*Hallmark has Goodnight for Justice and reruns of Golden Girls

*Fuse has Get Rich or Die Tryin' and Hustle & Flow

*Encore has Fire Down Below, Legion and The Thing

*Reelz has Heartbreak Ridge, is NEW with Game On! With John Salley and Above the Law

*G4 is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of American Ninja Warrior

*IFC has Twelve & Holding and Gone Baby Gone

*Sundance has The 27 Club and Notes on a Scandal

*Indie has Mr. Jones and I Capture the Castle

*Retro has The China Syndrome, The End of the Affair, The Jerk and The Star Chamber

*TCM has Road to Utopia, The Hurricane and Slightly French

*Flix has Swing Kids and Newsies

*TVOne has Devil in a Blue Dress and Cleaner

*Centric has The Wiz

*truTV is NEW with Bait Car (x2) and Vegas Strip

*Showtime is NEW with The Real L Word

*Starz has The Bounty Hunter and The Social Network

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“Nobody can go back & start a new beginning, but anyone can start today & make a new ending.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. LASAGNA DAY + SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR APPRECIATION DAY + RAIN DAY + NAT'L. CHEESE SACRIFICE PURCHASE DAY + NAT'L. TALK IN AN ELEVATOR DAY! AND TODAY BEGINS: GARLIC DAYS + WORLD LUMBERJACK CHAMPIONSHIPS!


CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MARTINA MCBRIDE + PETER JENNINGS + WANYA MORRIS + GEDDY LEE + ELIZABETH DOLE + CLARA BOW + ALEXANDRA PAUL + TIM GUNN + RACHEL MINER

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Flashpoint, Dateline NBC, 20/20, Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know, Real Time w/Bill Maher, John Pinette: Still Hungry, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (x2), Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids, Heat Seekers, Best Thing I Ever Ate, The Three Chocolatiers (x2), Swamp Loggers, A.N.T. Farm, Phineas & Ferb, Hard Rock Calling 2011, American Restoration, Whale Wars, The Soup, Fashion Police, Platinum Hit, Haven, ThunderCats (premiere), Monster Fish, How Do They Do It?, Deadly Women, Yard Attack, Invitation Only: Jason Aldean, Top 20 Country Countdown, Hoppus on Music, Iron Man (premiere), Wolverine (premiere), 1 Girl 5 Gays (x2), Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings, Young Broke & Beautiful, Paranormal Challenge, Torchwood: Miracle Day

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Pirates/Phillies + Orioles/Yankees + Mets/Nationals, WWE SmackDown, X Games: Moto X, Freestyle Bicycling & Skateboarding, Tennis: Farmers Classic, Boxing: Cayo-Peterson (light welterweights), NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Indianapolis


*CBS is NEW with Flashpoint and has repeats of CSI: NY and Blue Bloods

*NBC has a repeat of Who Do You Think You Are? and is NEW with Dateline NBC

*FOX has repeats of Bones and House

*ABC has repeats of Shark Tank and Primetime: What Would You Do? and is NEW with 20/20

*WWOR has repeats of Monk

*CW has repeats of Nikita, Supernatural and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal and Need to Know

*HBO has Get Him to the Greek and is NEW with Real Time with Bill Maher

*TVGN has Pay It Forward and An Officer & a Gentleman

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Pirates/Phillies

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with John Pinette: Still Hungry

*TLC is NEW with Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (x2) and Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Heat Seekers (Seattle) and Best Thing I Ever Ate (French faves) and The Three Chocolatiers (x2)

*Discovery is NEW with Swamp Loggers

*TNT has Deep Impact and Patriot Games

*FX has Marley & Me and The Proposal

*Disney is NEW with A.N.T. Farm and Phineas & Ferb

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 is NEW with Hard Rock Calling 2011

*TBS has Legally Blonde and Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

*History is NEW with American Restoration

*Animal Planet is NEW with Whale Wars

*E! is NEW with The Soup and Fashion Police

*Bravo is NEW with Platinum Hit and has Resident Evil

*Syfy is NEW with WWE SmackDown and Haven

*BET has Soul Plane and The Wash

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with the series premiere of ThunderCats

*ESPN is NEW with X Games: Moto X, Freestyle Bicycling & Skateboarding

*ESPN2 is NEW with Tennis: Farmers Classic and Boxing: Cayo-Peterson (light welterweights)

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Orioles/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Indianapolis

*AMC has The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Nationals

*NatGeo is NEW with Monster Fish

*Science is NEW with How Do They Do It?

*ID is NEW with Deadly Women

*BBC has The Crow

*WE has reruns of Frasier

*Lifetime Movies has Pick-A-Flicks

*DIY is NEW with Yard Attack

*Oxygen has Next Friday

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*CMT has Top Gun and is NEW with Invitation Only (Jason Aldean)

*GAC is NEW with Top 20 Country Countdown (CBR/Cheyenne Country Days)

*Fuse is NEW with Hoppus on Music

*Encore has Hellboy, The Great Outdoors and Armored

*Reelz has Silverado and Philadelphia

*G4 has Enter the Dragon and is NEW with the series premiere of Iron Man and the series premiere of Wolverine (both anime series)

*Logo is NEW with 1 Girl 5 Gays (x2)

*IFC has Pulp Fiction, is NEW with Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings and Young Broke & Beautiful and has Open Water 2: Adrift

*Sundance has The Piano

*Indie has Bruno, The Sweet Hereafter and Possession

*Retro has Born on the Fourth of July and The Don is Dead

*TCM has Under Mexicali Stars, The Last Musketeer, Two-Gun Man from Harlem and Harlem Rides the Range

*Flix has Time Bandits and Cutthroat Island

*TVOne has The Confidant and Shadowboxer

*Travel is NEW with Paranormal Challenge (WVa)

*GMC has That Thing You Do!

*Showtime has The Ghost Writer, Knowing and Housebroken

*Starz has The Other Guys and is NEW with Torchwood: Miracle Day

*Late Nite Highlites: Tom Hanks on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Tim Gunn on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Gillian Anderson and Aziz Ansari on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Brian Williams on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat)

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"What do you do when disappointment comes? When it weighs on you like a rock, you can either let it press you down until you become discouraged, even devastated, or you can use it as a stepping-stone to better things."

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CHILI DOG DAY + NAT'L. MILK CHOCOLATE DAY + SINGING TELEGRAM DAY + WORLD WAR I BEGAN (1914)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: SOULJA BOY + SALLY STRUTHERS + JIM DAVIS + RICK WRIGHT + BILL BRADLEY + JACQUELINE KENNEDY ONASSIS + BEATRIX POTTER + LORI LOUGHLIN + ELIZABETH BERKLEY

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance, Wipeout, Expedition Impossible, Rookie Blue, Vine Talk, Serving Life, Futurama, Ugly Americans, LA Ink, Extreme Chef, Who Survives?, CNBC Titans, Road to the Runway Casting Special, Project Runway (premiere), Burn Notice, Suits, Wilfred, Louie, Ancient Aliens (premiere), Black Tide: Voices from the Gulf, Watch What Happens Live, American Trucker, Selling New York, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Wicked Attraction, Biography: Hot Famous & Forty, Originals w/Emeril, Sweet Home Alabama (x2), Texas Women, Headline Country, truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., Green Room w/Paul Provenza

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Giants/Phillies, MLLacrosse: Rochester/Long Island, Derek Jeter 3K, Impact Wrestling, X Games: Moto X, Skateboarding, Freestyle Bicycling, Soccer: Chivas Guadalajara/Juventus



*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory and Rules of Engagement, is NEW with Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock and Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live) and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, Expedition Impossible and Rookie Blue

*TCN is NEW with MLLacrosse: Rochester/Long Island

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Plain Jane and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Vine Talk

*HBO has The Curious Case of Curt Flood and is NEW with Derek Jeter 3K

*OWN is NEW with Serving Life (Documentary-Forest Whitaker)

*TVGN has Fear

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Futurama and Ugly Americans

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Giants/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with LA Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Extreme Chef

*Discovery is NEW with Who Survives?

*CNBC is NEW with CNBC Titans (Hershey)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Road to the Runway Casting Special and the 9th season premiere of Project Runway

*USA is NEW with Burn Notice and Suits

*FX is NEW with Wilfred and Louie

*Disney has 16 Wishes

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 has How High

*TBS has Bedtime Stories

*History is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of Ancient Aliens

*Animal Planet is NEW with Black Tide: Voices from the Gulf

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Taryn Manning)

*ABCFam has Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty

*Bravo is NEW with Watch What Happens Live (Denise Richards)

*Syfy has Troy

*BET has Baby Boy and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with the start of the 17th annual X Games: Moto X, Skateboarding, Freestyle Bicycling

*ESPN2 is NEW with Soccer: Chivas Guadalajara/Juventus

*Speed is NEW with American Trucker

*HGTV is NEW with Selling New York, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has The Matrix

*ID is NEW with Wicked Attraction

*BBC has Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Shocking!)

*BIO is NEW with Biography: Hot Famous & Forty

*Lifetime Movies has The Bad Son and A Friend of the Family

*Cooking is NEW with Originals with Emeril (NYC3)

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Just One of the Guys

*CMT is NEW with Sweet Home Alabama (x2) and Texas Women

*GAC is NEW with Headline Country

*Fuse has La Bamba

*Encore has Old Dogs, Good Will Hunting and Cadillac Man

*Reelz has Another Stakeout and Silverado

*IFC has Chaos

*Sundance has Mammoth, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men and Paris

*Indie has August, Jungle Fever and Mambo Italiano

*Retro has The Killer Elite, Smokey & the Bandit and Breakheart Pass

*TCM has Princess Tam Tam, The Band's Visit and Rana's Wedding: Jerusalem Another Day

*Flix has Mystery Date, Betsy's Wedding and La Dolce Vita

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

*Showtime has The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and is NEW with Green Room with Paul Provenza

*Starz has Step Up 3, When in Rome and Salt

*Late Nite Highlites: Kirstie Alley and Louis CK on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Lisa Kudrow on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Matt LeBlanc and Freida Pinto on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Julianne Moore and Dominic Cooper on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Harrison Ford on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Jon Favreau on Conan (NEW); Chris Tucker on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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"Focus on giving smiles away & you will always discover that your own smiles will always be in great supply!" =)

TODAY IS: NAT'L. SCOTCH DAY + TAKE YOUR HOUSEPLANTS FOR A WALK DAY + TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY + INSULIN FIRST ISOLATED (1921) + BAGPIPE APPRECIATION DAY + NAT'L. KOREAN WAR VETERANS ARMISTICE DAY + NAT'L. BARBIE-IN-A-BLENDER DAY + WALK ON STILTS DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: JULIAN MCMAHON + MAUREEN MCGOVERN + PEGGY FLEMING + BOBBIE GENTRY + NORMAN LEAR + ASHLYN SANCHEZ + ALEX RODRIGUEZ + TRIPLE H + BETTY THOMAS + BUGS BUNNY (1940)

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild, Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, One Man Army, Clean House, Storage Wars (x2), Mob Money: Murders & Acquisitions, Roseanne's Nuts (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Franklin & Bash, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, The Challenge Aftershow, Famous Food, Meat America, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, E! True Hollywood Story: Snooki, Melissa & Joey, State of Georgia, Rocco's Dinner Party, Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Property Brothers, Locked Up Abroad, Wonders of the Universe (premiere), Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Behind the Video: Gloriana: Wanna Take You Home, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Man vs. Food Nation

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Giants/Phillies + Mets/Reds, PGA Tour Classic: 2010: Greenbrier Classic, MLSoccer: All-Star Game: All-Stars vs. Manchester United, Nat'l. Heads-Up Poker Championship, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and Love in the Wild

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (Hollywood Moms)

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has The Kids Are All Right

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Jon Benjamin Has a Van

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Giants/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (VA)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and One Man Army

*Style is NEW with Clean House

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Versus is NEW with Nat'l. Heads-Up Poker Championship

*CNBC is NEW with Mob Money: Murders & Acquisitions

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts (x2) and Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT is NEW with Franklin & Bash

*FX has Taken and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Golf is NEW with PGA Tour Classic: 2010: Greenbrier Classic

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals and The Challenge Aftershow

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food and has How High

*History is NEW with Meat America

*Animal Planet is NEW with I Shouldn't Be Alive

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! is NEW with E! True Hollywood Story (Snooki) and Chelsea Lately (Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin & Chris Franjola)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey and State of Georgia and has Jersey Girl

*Bravo is NEW with Rocco's Dinner Party

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. (Ireland) and Legend Quest

*BET has Deliver Us from Eva and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Giants/Phillies

*ESPN2 is NEW with MLSoccer: All-Star Game: All-Stars vs. Manchester United

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has The Shawshank Redemption

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Reds

*NatGeo is NEW with Locked Up Abroad

*Science is NEW with the series premiere of Wonders of the Universe and Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster (The Grim Reaper)

*WE has Something to Talk About

*Lifetime Movies has Last Man Standing and Another Man's Wife

*Oxygen has The Skeleton Key

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Real Genius

*CMT has Broken Bridges

*GAC is NEW with Behind the Video: Gloriana: Wanna Take You Home

*Fuse is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers (Kelly Rowland)

*Encore has Dumb & Dumber, Alice in Wonderland and Slap Shot

*Reelz has Alien Nation and Another Stakeout

*IFC has Slow Burn and Basic Instinct

*Sundance has Toe to Toe, Lucia Lucia and Shooting Fish

*Indie has Black Irish, Talk to Her and Japanese Story

*Retro has The Boston Strangler, Back to School and Something Wild

*TCM has Sitting Pretty, Kathleen and The Nanny

*Flix has Backstage, Live Forever: The Rise & Fall of Brit Pop and Night on Earth

*TVOne has The Bodyguard

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*Travel is NEW with Man vs. Food Nation (Louisville)

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Blade II and The Social Network

*Late Nite Highlites: Craig Ferguson on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Mary McCormack on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Chris Tucker and Vanessa Carlton on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Neil Patrick Harris on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Olivia Wilde on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Kevin Connolly on Conan (NEW); Kate Walsh on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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“Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. COFFEE MILKSHAKE DAY + NAT'L. BAGELFEST + AUNT & UNCLE DAY + NAT'L. ALL OR NOTHING DAY + ONE VOICE + ANNIVERSARY OF AMERICANS W/DISABILITIES ACT

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: KATE BECKINSALE + SANDRA BULLOCK + KEVIN SPACEY + DOROTHY HAMILL + HELEN MIRREN + MICK JAGGER + STANLEY KUBRICK + VIVIAN VANCE + GRACIE ALLEN + GEORGE BERNARD SHAW + ROGER TAYLOR

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
48 Hours Mystery, It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, Frontline, Turning Point (premiere), Nail Files, Tosh.0, 19 Kids & Counting, Little Couple, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Deadliest Catch (x2), Gene Simmons Family Jewels (finale), White Collar, Covert Affairs, Memphis Beat, HawthoRNe, Teen Mom, Awkward, Auction Hunters, Repo Games (x2), Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Flipping Out, Toya: A Family Affair (finale), Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, Hard Time, Big Bigger Biggest, True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up, Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape, Aftermath w/William Shatner, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Hook Line & Dinner, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America, Hardcore Pawn, Storage Hunters, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Mariners/Yankees + Mets/Reds, Feherty, World Series of Poker (x2), Soccer: América vs. Juventus, Pass Time


*CBS has repeats of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles and is NEW with 48 Hours Mystery

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Mariners/Yankees

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and Frontline

*HBO has Dinner for Schmucks

*OWN is NEW with the series premiere of Turning Point

*TVGN has Pay It Forward and is NEW with Nail Files (Dean McDermott)

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Tosh.0

*TLC is NEW with 19 Kids & Counting and Little Couple

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars (Dodgers) and Chopped

*Discovery is NEW with Deadliest Catch (x2)

*A&E is NEW with the 7th season finale of Gene Simmons Family Jewels

*USA is NEW with White Collar and Covert Affairs

*TNT is NEW with Memphis Beat and HawthoRNe

*FX has The Proposal and 27 Dresses

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Rory McIlroy)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has repeats of The Office

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games (x2)

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy has Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: First Contact

*BET has Madea's Family Reunion and is NEW with the 1st season finale of Toya: A Family Affair and The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*ESPN2 is NEW with Soccer: América vs. Juventus

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has A Few Good Men

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Reds

*NatGeo is NEW with Hard Time

*Science is NEW with Big, Bigger, Biggest (Canton Tower-China)

*ID is NEW with True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up

*BBC is NEW with Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape (Malaysia)

*BIO is NEW with Aftermath with William Shatner (Chilean Mine Rescuer: Jeff Hart)

*Lifetime Movies has A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story and Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, The Last Chapter

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Frozen Delights), United Tastes of America (Sandwiches) and Hook Line & Dinner (San Diego)

*Oxygen has What's Love Got to Do with It and Something New

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has The '70s

*Fuse has Juice

*Encore has Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Johnny Mnemonic and Kalifornia

*Reelz has Kiss of Death and Alien Nation

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has The Big Empty and Edmond

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (Omaha)

*Indie has Dominick & Eugene, Blue Velvet and Get on the Bus

*Retro has The Mean Season, All That Heaven Allows and Pinky

*TCM has Five Graves to Cairo, Cairo 'City of Contrast,' The Black Tent and Alaska Lifeboat

*Flix has Playing God, Terminal Velocity and Traveller

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn and Storage Hunters

*Showtime has Holy Rollers and is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has Toy Story 3, Secretariat and Dear John

*Late Nite Highlites: Julianne Moore on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); William H. Macy and and Karen Gillan on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Shaun White and Olivia Wilde on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Steve Carell on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Daniel Craig and Sasha Alexander on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Tom Felton and Steve Byrne on Conan (NEW); Tim Gunn and Jenna Elfman on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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“Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE DAY + THREADING THE NEEDLE DAY + CULINARIANS DAY + NAT'L. MERRY-GO-ROUND DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MATT LEBLANC + ESTELLE GETTY + BRAD RENFRO + IMAN + BARBARA HARRIS + BOBBIE EAKES + LOUISE BROWN + WALTER PAYTON + WALTER BRENNAN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, The Bachelorette, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, There's Something Wrong w/Aunt Diane, Cake Boss, Surprise Homecoming, Tough Cookies, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Man vs. Wild, Surviving the Cut, Giuliana & Bill, Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, Casey Anthony: How Did We Get Here?, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, Family BrainSurge, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth, Real Housewives of NYC: Reunion (Pt 1), Watch What Happens Live, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, Regular Show, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Home By Novogratz, House Hunters on Vacation, Deadly 60 (x2), Hitler's Suicide Ship, Nazi Hunters, Hunting Hitler's Generals, Unlocking the Universe (x3-premiere), Behind Mansion Walls, James May Drinks to Britain, Degrassi, Pair of Kings, Kickin' It, Zeke & Luther, RuPaul's Drag U, The A-List: New York (premiere), 1 Girl 5 Gays, UnSung, All Worked Up, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Pirates/Braves + Mariners/Yankees + Mets/Reds, WWE Monday Night Raw, Women's Softball: World Cup Championship


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Mike & Molly, Two & a Half Men and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has repeats of America's Got Talent, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Harry's Law

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with The Bachelorette and Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO is NEW with There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane

*TVGN has Boys on the Side

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Tough Cookies and The Best Thing I Ever Ate

*Discovery is NEW with Man vs. Wild and Surviving the Cut

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV has Abandoned and is NEW with Casey Anthony: How Did We Get Here?

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has Step Brothers

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and Switched at Birth

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion (Part 1) and Watch What Happens Live (Neil Patrick Harris)

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has A Low Down Dirty Shame and Life

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake and Regular Show

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Pirates/Braves

*ESPN2 is NEW with Women's Softball: World Cup Championship

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Mariners/Yankees

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Home By Novogratz and House Hunters on Vacation

*AMC has Collateral Damage

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Reds

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60 (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with Hitler's Suicide Ship, Nazi Hunters and Hunting Hitler's Generals

*Science Channel is NEW with the series premiere of Unlocking the Universe (x3)

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with James May Drinks to Britain

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Borderline Murder and Dead Lines

*Oxygen has Phat Girlz

*ToonNick is NEW with Degrassi

*DisXD is NEW with Pair of Kings, Kickin' It and Zeke & Luther

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Pink Floyd: The Wall

*CMT has Blazing Saddles and Three Amigos!

*Encore has The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and Highlander

*Reelz has Cliffhanger and Kiss of Death

*G4 has Hard to Kill

*Logo is NEW with RuPaul's Drag U, the 2nd season premiere of The A-List: New York and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has She's So Lovely and Feeling Minnesota

*Indie has I Capture the Castle, Frida and Empire

*Retro has Wild Rovers

*TCM has I Accuse, The Ox-Bow Incident and I Won't Forget

*Flix has Beautiful Girls and City of Ghosts

*TVOne is NEW with UnSung (Billy Preston)

*truTV is NEW with All Worked Up

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Naples)

*GMC has Doc Hollywood

*Showtime has Push and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has The Crazies, Zombieland and Friday After Next

*Late Nite Highlites: Brian Williams on Late Show w/David Letterman; Don Rickles on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jessica Alba on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Don Cheadle and Zach Braff on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jon Favreau on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Emma Stone and Jon Benjamin on Conan (NEW); Mark-Paul Gosselaar on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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“I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. JUNK FOOD DAY + NAT'L. CREME BRULEE DAY + NAT'L. TUG-OF-WAR TOURNAMENT DAY + LEGAL DRINKING AGE DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: JOSH HARTNETT + JON LOVITZ + MICHAEL CONNELLY + ROBIN WILLIAMS + CAT STEVENS + DON KNOTTS + ERNEST HEMINGWAY + BRANDI CHASTAIN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Love Bites, So You Think You Can Dance, Wipeout, Expedition Impossible, Rookie Blue, Great Performances at the Met, Making of 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes,' Futurama, Ugly Americans, NY Ink, Extreme Chef, CNBC Titans, Hef's Runaway Bride, Burn Notice, Suits, Wilfred, Louie, True Life, Family BrainSurge, Swamp People (finale), Jail (x2), Real Housewives of NYC (finale), Watch What Happens Live, American Trucker, Selling NY, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Wicked Attraction, Nightmare Next Door, Originals w/Emeril, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Voltron Force, Degrassi, Sweet Home Alabama, Texas Women, Behind the Video: Darius Rucker: I Got Nothin', truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., Green Room w/Paul Provenza

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays, Women's Softball: US/Czech Republic, Impact Wrestling


*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory and Rules of Engagement, is NEW with Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock and is NEW with Love Bites

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live) and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, Expedition Impossible and Rookie Blue

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Plain Jain and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Great Performances at the Met (Le Comte Ory)

*HBO has Catch Me if You Can and Despicable Me and is NEW with Making of 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes'

*OWN has Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

*TVGN has Boys on the Side and Pay It Forward

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Futurama and Ugly Americans

*TLC is NEW with NY Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Extreme Chef

*CNBC is NEW with CNBC Titans (Quincy Jones)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Hef's Runaway Bride

*USA is NEW with Burn Notice and Suits

*FX is NEW with Wilfred and Louie

*Disney has WALL-E

*MTV is NEW with True Life

*VH1 has Johnson Family Vacation

*TBS has Journey to the Center of the Earth

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*History is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Swamp People

*Spike is NEW with Jail (x2) and Impact Wrestling

*ABCFam has The Goonies and Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

*Bravo is NEW with the 4th season finale of Real Housewives of New York City and Watch What Happens Live (LuAnn de Lesseps)

*Syfy has Captain America II and Captain America

*BET has Lean on Me and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with Women's Softball: US/Czech Republic

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*Speed is NEW with American Trucker

*HGTV is NEW with Selling New York, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has Conan the Barbarian

*ID is NEW with Wicked Attraction and Nightmare Next Door

*BBC has The Crow

*Lifetime Movies has Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy and Justice for Natalee Holloway

*Cooking is NEW with Originals with Emeril (NYC2)

*NickToons is NEW with Dragon Ball Z Kai and Voltron Force

*ToonNick is NEW with Degrassi

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has The Blues Brothers

*CMT is NEW with Sweet Home Alabama and Texas Women

*GAC is NEW with Behind the Video: Darius Rucker: I Got Nothin'

*Encore has Armored, The Getaway and Sex Drive

*Reelz has In the Line of Fire and Heartbreak Ridge

*IFC has Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction

*Sundance has Romance & Cigarettes and Moulin Rouge

*Indie has With a Friend Like Harry..., The Jacket and The End of the Affair

*Retro has The Jerk, The Turning Point and Born on the Fourth of July

*TCM has Drums of Africa and Harum Scarum

*Flix has Harlan County U.S.A., F for Fake and The Big Hit

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

*Showtime is NEW with Green Room with Paul Provenza (Kathy Griffin, Dana Gould, Franklyn Ajaye & Greg Proops)

*Starz has The Social Network, Eat Pray Love and 2012

*Late Nite Highlites: Harrison Ford on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Bryan Cranston on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Emma Stone and Adam Carolla on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Brooke Shields and JB Smoove on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Stephen Moyer on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Lisa Kudrow on Conan (NEW); Ashley Hebert on Lopez Tonight (NEW)


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“We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.” Helen Keller

TODAY IS: NAT'L. LOLLIPOP DAY + FORTUNE COOKIE DAY + MOON DAY + SPECIAL OLYMPICS ANNIVERSARY + NAT'L. UGLY TRUCK DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: GISELE BUNDCHEN + CHRIS CORNELL + BILLY MAYS + CARLOS SANTANA + KIM CARNES + NATALIE WOOD + SIR EDMUND HILLARY + GREGOR MENDEL + DONNA DIXON + JULIANNE HOUGH + SANDRA OH + JOSH HOLLOWAY + TERRI IRWIN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute To Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild, So You Think You Can Dance, Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, Making of 'Cowboys & Aliens,' Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Cantore Stories, Sons of Guns (premiere), One Man Army, Clean House, Storage Wars (x2-premiere), Nightmare in the City That Never Sleeps, Roseanne's Nuts (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Franklin & Bash, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, Famous Food, Family BrainSurge, Hostage in Paradise, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Melissa & Joey, State of Georgia, Rocco's Dinner Party, Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Property Brothers, Locked Up Abroad, Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Led Zeppelin: Dazed & Confused, Sweat Equity, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech (premiere), Desperate Landscapes, The World According to Paris (finale), Dragon Ball Z Kai, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Degrassi, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Web Soup, Operation Repo (x2), South Beach Tow (x2-premiere), Man v. Food Nation

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets + Yankees/Rays, MLSoccer: Colorado/NY, Soccer: Philadelphia/Everton + Guadalajara/Real Madrid, Inside NASCAR, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute To Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and Love in the Wild

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live)

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has The Wolfman and is NEW with Making of 'Cowboys & Aliens'

*TVGN has Boys on the Side

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Jon Benjamin Has a Van

*CSN is NEW with Soccer: Philadelphia/Everton

*TLC is NEW with Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (SoCarolina)

*TWC is NEW with Cantore Stories (Tornado Tours)

*Discovery is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Sons of Guns and One Man Army

*Style is NEW with Clean House

*A&E is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Storage Wars (x2)

*CNBC is NEW with Nightmare in the City That Never Sleeps

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts (x2) and Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT is NEW with Franklin & Bash

*FX has The Proposal and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Disney has Ratatouille

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*Animal Planet is NEW with Hostage in Paradise

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Rose Byrne)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey and State of Georgia and has Cyberbully

*Bravo is NEW with Rocco's Dinner Party

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. and Legend Quest

*BET has Romeo Must Die and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets

*ESPN2 is NEW with Soccer: Guadalajara/Real Madrid

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has Broken Arrow

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets

*MSG+ is NEW with MLSoccer: Colorado/NY

*NatGeo is NEW with Locked Up Abroad

*Science is NEW with Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BIO is NEW with Led Zeppelin: Dazed & Confused

*WE has Under the Tuscan Sun

*Lifetime Movies has Wandering Eye and Seduced By Lies

*DIY is NEW with Sweat Equity, This New House, the series premiere of Hollywood Hi-Tech and Desperate Landscapes

*Oxygen has The Wedding Planner, is NEW with the 1st season finale of The World According to Paris and has Clueless

*NickToons is NEW with Dragon Ball Z Kai and Iron Man: Armored Adventures

*ToonNick is NEW with Degrassi

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Tommy

*Fuse has Hustle & Flow and is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers

*Encore has Old Dogs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Easy Money

*Reelz has Out for Justice and In the Line of Fire

*G4 is NEW with Web Soup

*IFC has Sin City and American Psycho

*Sundance has Metropolitan, In a Day and The Closer You Get

*Indie has I Capture the Castle, Everything is Illuminated and Frida

*Retro has Shenandoah, Less Than Zero and Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

*TCM has Pride & Prejudice and Madame Bovary

*Flix has Newsies and Swing Kids

*TVOne has The Rich Man's Wife

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo (x2) and the series premiere of South Beach Tow (x2)

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Portsmouth, NH)

*Showtime is NEW with Inside NASCAR and The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Law Abiding Citizen and Grown Ups

*Late Nite Highlites: Jeremy Piven on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Jenna Elfman and Breckin Meyer on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Daniel Craig and Gavin DeGraw on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Ryan Gosling and Andy Cohen on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); John Stamos on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Justin Timberlake on Conan (NEW); Khloe Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, and Michael Rapaport on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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“Don’t exchange what you want the most for what you want at the moment.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. DAIQUIRI DAY + STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT DAY + NAT'L. FLITCH DAY + FEAST OF TAMMUZ (Jewish)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: GEORGE DZUNDZA + STEVEN ANTHONY LAWRENCE + JARED PADALECKI + ANTHONY EDWARDS + BRIAN MAY + EDGAR DEGAS + SAMUEL COLT

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
48 Hours Mystery, It's Worth What? (premiere), America's Got Talent, Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, Primetime on OWN, Nail Files, Tosh.0, 19 Kids & Counting, Little Couple, Cupcake Wars, Monster Kitchen (premiere), Chopped, Deadliest Catch, Alaskan Monster Hunt: Hillstranded, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Memphis Beat, HawthoRNe, Teen Mom, Awkward (premiere), Family BrainSurge, Drug Kingpin Hippos, Auction Hunters, Repo Games (x2), Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Flipping Out, Million Dollar Decorators (finale), Toya: A Family Affair, Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, Hard Time, Big Bigger Biggest, I (Almost) Got Away w/It, True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up (premiere), Aftermath w/William Shatner, Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape, Rescue Renovation, I Hate My Kitchen, Indoors Out, Extra Yardage, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Hook Line & Dinner, Supah Ninjas, Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures, Degrassi, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America (premiere), Hardcore Pawn, Storage Hunters, Bizarre Foods w/Andrew Zimmern, Web Therapy (premiere)

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays + Cardinals/Mets, Feherty, World Series of Poker, Pass Time, 10 to 1, MSG Countdown, Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel


*CBS has repeats of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles and is NEW with 48 Hours Mystery

*NBC is NEW with the series premiere of It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEWwith MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding for the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives

*HBO has The Kids Are All Right and is NEW with Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*TVGN has Fear and is NEW with Nail Files (w/girls from Jersey Shore)

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Tosh.0

*TLC is NEW with 19 Kids & Counting and Little Couple

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars, the series premiere of Monster Kitchen and Chopped

*Discovery is NEW with Deadliest Catch and Alaskan Monster Hunt: Hillstranded

*A&E is NEW with Gene Simmons Family Jewels

*USA is NEW with White Collar and Covert Affairs

*TNT is NEW with Memphis Beat and HawthoRNe

*FX has Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Superbad

*Disney has Finding Nemo

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Johnny Miller)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and the series premiere of Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has repeats of The Office

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*Animal Planet is NEW with Drug Kingpin Hippos

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games (x2)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out and the 1st season finale of Million Dollar Decorators

*Syfy has Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and Skinwalkers

*BET has Scary Movie 4 and is NEW with Toya: A Family Affair and The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has Caddyshack

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets

*MSG is NEW with 10 to 1 and MSG Countdown

*NatGeo is NEW with Hard Time

*Science is NEW with Big Bigger Biggest

*ID is NEW with I (Almost) Got Away with It and the series premiere of True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up

*BIO is NEW with Aftermath with William Shatner (The Pentagon Papers)

*BBC is NEW with Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape (Cambodia)

*Lifetime Movies has A Walk to Remember and Listen to Your Heart

*DIY is NEW with Rescue Renovation, I Hate My Kitchen, Indoors Out and Extra Yardage

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (BBQ & Grilling), United Tastes of America (Pancakes) and Hook Liner & Dinner (Santa Barbara)

*Oxygen has Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous

*NickToons is NEW with Supah Ninjas and Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures

*ToonNick is NEW with Degrassi

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Woodstock

*Fuse has The Five Heartbeats

*Encore has District 9, The Thing and Desperate Hours

*Reelz has Above the Law and Out for Justice

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has Thirteen and A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

*Sundance is NEW with the series premiere of Ludo Bites America (Santa Fe)

*Indie has August, Talk to Her and Clockers

*Retro has The Boston Strangler and The Killer Elite

*TCM has Caesar & Cleopatra and Dream Wife

*Flix has La Dolce Vita and The 400 Blows

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn and Storage Hunters

*Travel is NEW with Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Jamaica)

*Showtime has Outsourced and is NEW with the series premiere of Web Therapy

*Starz has Undercover Brother, Step Up 3 and The Bourne Identity

*Late Nite Highlites: Steve Carell on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Eddie Izzard and Hayley Atwell on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jenna Fischer and Ben Bailey on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Justin Timberlake and Rose Byrne on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Kyra Sedgwick on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Seth Green and Marc Maron on Conan (NEW); Noah Wyle and Billy Ray Cyrus on Lopez Tonight (NEW)


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“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CAVIAR DAY + NAT'L. GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY + GLOBAL HUG YOUR KIDS DAY + INT'L. NELSON MANDELA DAY

CELEB B-DAYS: JAMES BROLIN + VIN DIESEL + RICHARD BRANSON + MARTHA REEVES + SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS + JOHN GLENN + HARRIET NELSON + RED SKELTON + RICKY SCAGGS + NELSON MANDELA + HUNTER THOMPSON

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Hell's Kitchen (premiere), MasterChef, The Bachelorette, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, Mann v. Ford, Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal, Dr. Laura Berman Show, Cake Boss, Surprise Homecoming, Tough Cookies, Man vs. Wild, Surviving the Cut, Giuliana & Bill (premiere), Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Vanished w/Beth Holloway, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, Family BrainSurge, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, Regular Show, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Selling LA (premiere), Deadly 60, When Rome Ruled, Behind Mansion Walls, James May Drinks to Britain, House Crashers, Bath Crashers, Turf War, Degrassi (premiere), Pair of Kings, Kickin' It, Zeke & Luther, Friends for Change Games, RuPaul's Drag U, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Cubs + Yankees/Rays + Marlins/Mets, WWE Monday Night Raw, Big Break: Indian Wells (finale), Champions Tour Learning Center, World Series of Poker, The 10, MSG Vault, Soccer: Vancouver/Manchester City


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Mike & Molly, Two & a Half Men and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has repeats of America's Got Talent, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Harry's Law

*FOX is NEW with the 9th season premiere of Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with The Bachelorette and Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO is NEW with Mann v. Ford and has Up in the Air

*OWN is NEW with Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal and Dr. Laura Berman Show

*TVGN has For Love of the Game

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Cubs

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Tough Cookies

*Discovery is NEW with Man vs. Wild and Surviving the Cut

*Style is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Giuliana & Bill

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story and Vanished with Beth Holloway

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has Death Race

*Disney has The Incredibles

*Golf is NEW with the season finale of Big Break: Indian Wells and Champions Tour Learning Center

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and Switched at Birth

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Lockdown

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time with Finn & Jake and Regular Show

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*ESPN2 is NEW with World Series of Poker and Soccer: Vancouver/Manchester City

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*Speed is NEW with The 10

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and the series premiere of Selling LA

*AMC has The Matrix

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*MSG is NEW with MSG Vault

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60

*NatGeo is NEW with When Rome Ruled

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with James May Drinks to Britain

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Christie's Revenge and Heathers

*DIY is NEW with House Crashers, Bath Crashers and Turf War

*Oxygen has Taxi

*ToonNick is NEW with the 11th season premiere of Degrassi

*DisXD is NEW with Pair of Kings, Kickin' It, Zeke & Luther and Friends for Change Games

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Spaceballs

*Encore has Did You Hear About the Morgans?, John Q and Mortal Kombat

*Reelz has Under Siege and Above the Law

*Logo is NEW with RuPaul's Drag U

*IFC has Basic Instinct and Fear City

*Sundance has In Memory of My Father and Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

*Indie has Mambo Italiano, The Sweet Hereafter and Immortal Beloved

*Retro has Gunsmoke, The Virginian and Zandy's Bride

*TCM has Romance on the High Seas, Picturesque Patzcuaro, Luxury Liner and Love Affair

*Flix has Necessary Roughness, Pauly Shore is Dead and Sisters

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservation (Macau)

*GMC has Ghosts of Mississippi

*Showtime has The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has The Ugly Truth, When in Rome and Chloe

*Late Nite Highlites: Bono and the Edge on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Elizabeth Banks on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Neil Patrick Harris and Buddy Valastro on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Mila Kunis on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Roseanne Barr and Aaron Paul on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Bryan Cranston on Conan (NEW); Piers Morgan and Jordan Knight on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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