“We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.” Helen Keller

TODAY IS: NAT'L. LOLLIPOP DAY + FORTUNE COOKIE DAY + MOON DAY + SPECIAL OLYMPICS ANNIVERSARY + NAT'L. UGLY TRUCK DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: GISELE BUNDCHEN + CHRIS CORNELL + BILLY MAYS + CARLOS SANTANA + KIM CARNES + NATALIE WOOD + SIR EDMUND HILLARY + GREGOR MENDEL + DONNA DIXON + JULIANNE HOUGH + SANDRA OH + JOSH HOLLOWAY + TERRI IRWIN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute To Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild, So You Think You Can Dance, Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, Making of 'Cowboys & Aliens,' Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Cantore Stories, Sons of Guns (premiere), One Man Army, Clean House, Storage Wars (x2-premiere), Nightmare in the City That Never Sleeps, Roseanne's Nuts (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Franklin & Bash, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, Famous Food, Family BrainSurge, Hostage in Paradise, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Melissa & Joey, State of Georgia, Rocco's Dinner Party, Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Property Brothers, Locked Up Abroad, Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Led Zeppelin: Dazed & Confused, Sweat Equity, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech (premiere), Desperate Landscapes, The World According to Paris (finale), Dragon Ball Z Kai, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Degrassi, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Web Soup, Operation Repo (x2), South Beach Tow (x2-premiere), Man v. Food Nation

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets + Yankees/Rays, MLSoccer: Colorado/NY, Soccer: Philadelphia/Everton + Guadalajara/Real Madrid, Inside NASCAR, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute To Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and Love in the Wild

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live)

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has The Wolfman and is NEW with Making of 'Cowboys & Aliens'

*TVGN has Boys on the Side

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Jon Benjamin Has a Van

*CSN is NEW with Soccer: Philadelphia/Everton

*TLC is NEW with Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (SoCarolina)

*TWC is NEW with Cantore Stories (Tornado Tours)

*Discovery is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Sons of Guns and One Man Army

*Style is NEW with Clean House

*A&E is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Storage Wars (x2)

*CNBC is NEW with Nightmare in the City That Never Sleeps

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts (x2) and Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT is NEW with Franklin & Bash

*FX has The Proposal and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Disney has Ratatouille

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*Animal Planet is NEW with Hostage in Paradise

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Rose Byrne)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey and State of Georgia and has Cyberbully

*Bravo is NEW with Rocco's Dinner Party

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. and Legend Quest

*BET has Romeo Must Die and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets

*ESPN2 is NEW with Soccer: Guadalajara/Real Madrid

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has Broken Arrow

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Cardinals/Mets

*MSG+ is NEW with MLSoccer: Colorado/NY

*NatGeo is NEW with Locked Up Abroad

*Science is NEW with Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BIO is NEW with Led Zeppelin: Dazed & Confused

*WE has Under the Tuscan Sun

*Lifetime Movies has Wandering Eye and Seduced By Lies

*DIY is NEW with Sweat Equity, This New House, the series premiere of Hollywood Hi-Tech and Desperate Landscapes

*Oxygen has The Wedding Planner, is NEW with the 1st season finale of The World According to Paris and has Clueless

*NickToons is NEW with Dragon Ball Z Kai and Iron Man: Armored Adventures

*ToonNick is NEW with Degrassi

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Tommy

*Fuse has Hustle & Flow and is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers

*Encore has Old Dogs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Easy Money

*Reelz has Out for Justice and In the Line of Fire

*G4 is NEW with Web Soup

*IFC has Sin City and American Psycho

*Sundance has Metropolitan, In a Day and The Closer You Get

*Indie has I Capture the Castle, Everything is Illuminated and Frida

*Retro has Shenandoah, Less Than Zero and Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

*TCM has Pride & Prejudice and Madame Bovary

*Flix has Newsies and Swing Kids

*TVOne has The Rich Man's Wife

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo (x2) and the series premiere of South Beach Tow (x2)

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Portsmouth, NH)

*Showtime is NEW with Inside NASCAR and The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Law Abiding Citizen and Grown Ups

*Late Nite Highlites: Jeremy Piven on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Jenna Elfman and Breckin Meyer on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Daniel Craig and Gavin DeGraw on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Ryan Gosling and Andy Cohen on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); John Stamos on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Justin Timberlake on Conan (NEW); Khloe Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, and Michael Rapaport on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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