“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CAVIAR DAY + NAT'L. GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY + GLOBAL HUG YOUR KIDS DAY + INT'L. NELSON MANDELA DAY

CELEB B-DAYS: JAMES BROLIN + VIN DIESEL + RICHARD BRANSON + MARTHA REEVES + SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS + JOHN GLENN + HARRIET NELSON + RED SKELTON + RICKY SCAGGS + NELSON MANDELA + HUNTER THOMPSON

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Hell's Kitchen (premiere), MasterChef, The Bachelorette, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, Mann v. Ford, Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal, Dr. Laura Berman Show, Cake Boss, Surprise Homecoming, Tough Cookies, Man vs. Wild, Surviving the Cut, Giuliana & Bill (premiere), Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Vanished w/Beth Holloway, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, Family BrainSurge, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, Regular Show, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Selling LA (premiere), Deadly 60, When Rome Ruled, Behind Mansion Walls, James May Drinks to Britain, House Crashers, Bath Crashers, Turf War, Degrassi (premiere), Pair of Kings, Kickin' It, Zeke & Luther, Friends for Change Games, RuPaul's Drag U, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Cubs + Yankees/Rays + Marlins/Mets, WWE Monday Night Raw, Big Break: Indian Wells (finale), Champions Tour Learning Center, World Series of Poker, The 10, MSG Vault, Soccer: Vancouver/Manchester City


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Mike & Molly, Two & a Half Men and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has repeats of America's Got Talent, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Harry's Law

*FOX is NEW with the 9th season premiere of Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with The Bachelorette and Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO is NEW with Mann v. Ford and has Up in the Air

*OWN is NEW with Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal and Dr. Laura Berman Show

*TVGN has For Love of the Game

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Cubs

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Tough Cookies

*Discovery is NEW with Man vs. Wild and Surviving the Cut

*Style is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Giuliana & Bill

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story and Vanished with Beth Holloway

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has Death Race

*Disney has The Incredibles

*Golf is NEW with the season finale of Big Break: Indian Wells and Champions Tour Learning Center

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*NIK is NEW with Family BrainSurge

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and Switched at Birth

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Lockdown

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time with Finn & Jake and Regular Show

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*ESPN2 is NEW with World Series of Poker and Soccer: Vancouver/Manchester City

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Rays

*Speed is NEW with The 10

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and the series premiere of Selling LA

*AMC has The Matrix

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*MSG is NEW with MSG Vault

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60

*NatGeo is NEW with When Rome Ruled

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with James May Drinks to Britain

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Christie's Revenge and Heathers

*DIY is NEW with House Crashers, Bath Crashers and Turf War

*Oxygen has Taxi

*ToonNick is NEW with the 11th season premiere of Degrassi

*DisXD is NEW with Pair of Kings, Kickin' It, Zeke & Luther and Friends for Change Games

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Spaceballs

*Encore has Did You Hear About the Morgans?, John Q and Mortal Kombat

*Reelz has Under Siege and Above the Law

*Logo is NEW with RuPaul's Drag U

*IFC has Basic Instinct and Fear City

*Sundance has In Memory of My Father and Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

*Indie has Mambo Italiano, The Sweet Hereafter and Immortal Beloved

*Retro has Gunsmoke, The Virginian and Zandy's Bride

*TCM has Romance on the High Seas, Picturesque Patzcuaro, Luxury Liner and Love Affair

*Flix has Necessary Roughness, Pauly Shore is Dead and Sisters

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservation (Macau)

*GMC has Ghosts of Mississippi

*Showtime has The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has The Ugly Truth, When in Rome and Chloe

*Late Nite Highlites: Bono and the Edge on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Elizabeth Banks on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Neil Patrick Harris and Buddy Valastro on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Mila Kunis on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Roseanne Barr and Aaron Paul on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Bryan Cranston on Conan (NEW); Piers Morgan and Jordan Knight on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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