“All you need in this life is ignorance + confidence, and then success is sure.” Mark Twain

TODAY IS: NAT'L. STRAWBERRY SUNDAE DAY + ICE CREAM CONE DAY + CHOCOLATE DAY + NAT'L. MACARONI DAY + FATHER-DAUGHTER TAKE A WALK TOGETHER DAY + TELL THE TRUTH DAY + GLOBAL FORGIVENESS DAY

CELEB B-DAYS: MICHELLE KWAN + SHELLEY DUVALL + RINGO STARR + PIERRE CARDIN + DOC SEVERINSEN + BILL CAMPBELL

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother 13 (premiere), Love Bites, So You Think You Can Dance, Wipeout, Expedition Impossible, Rookie Blue, Hollywood Sunset: A Farewell Tribute to Entourage, Futurama, Ugly Americans, Police Women of Broward County, NY Ink, Extreme Chef, Swords: Life on the Line, First 48, First 48: Missing Persons, CNBC Titans, Burn Notice, Suits, Wilfred, Louie, Swamp People, Only in America w/Larry the Cable Guy, Jail (x2), Real Housewives of NYC, Watch What Happens Live, Selling NY, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Great Dinosaur Escape, Jurassic CSI, Wicked Attraction, Nightmare Next Door, Biography: Colton Harris-Moore, House Crashers, Bath Crashers, Yard Crashers, The Collection: Lady Antebellum, truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees + Mets/Dodgers, Impact Wrestling, LPGA Tour Golf: U.S. Women's Open, NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Sparta KY


*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory and Rules of Engagement, is NEW with the 13th season premiere of Big Brother and has a repeat of The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock and is NEW with Love Bites

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live) and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, Expedition Impossible and Rookie Blue

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Nikita and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has The Losers and is NEW with Hollywood Sunset: A Farewell Tribute to Entourage

*OWN has The Color Purple

*TVGN has In the Mix

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Futurama and Ugly Americans

*TLC is NEW with Police Women of Broward County and NY Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Extreme Chef

*Discovery is NEW with Swords: Life on the Line

*A&E is NEW with First 48 and First 48: Missing Persons

*CNBC is NEW with CNBC Titans (Procter & Gamble)

*USA is NEW with Burn Notice and Suits

*FX is NEW with Wilfred and Louie

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has Hitch

*History is NEW with Swamp People and Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy

*Spike is NEW with Jail (x2) and Impact Wrestling

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Jason Sudeikis)

*ABCFam has Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New York City and Watch What Happens Live (Alex McCord & Carson Kressley)

*Syfy has Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

*BET has The Bone Collector and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN2 is NEW with LPGA Tour Golf: U.S. Women's Open

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Sparta KY

*HGTV is NEW with Selling New York, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has The Matrix Revolutions

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Dodgers

*NatGeo is NEW with Great Dinosaur Escape and Jurassic CSI

*ID is NEW with Wicked Attraction and Nightmare Next Door

*BBC has Clash of the Titans

*BIO is NEW with Biography: Colton Harris-Moore (The Barefoot Bandit)

*Lifetime Movies has Murder in the Hamptons and Prison of Secrets

*DIY is NEW with House Crashers, Bath Crashers and Yard Crashers

*VH1CL has Spaceballs

*GAC is NEW with The Collection (Lady Antebellum)

*Fuse has Get Rich or Die Tryin'

*Encore has Legion and Starship Troopers

*Reelz has Kiss of Death and Lionheart

*IFC has Gone Baby Gone

*Sundance has Unmade Beds and Marie Antoinette

*Indie has Possession, Tadpole and Blue Velvet

*Retro has Earthquake and The Deer Hunter

*TCM has Adventure in Iraq, Action in Arabia and Sirocco

*Flix has Krippendorf's Tribe, Who is Cletis Tout? and Mystery Date

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

*Showtime has The Other Man

*Starz has Up, The Proposal and Angels & Demons

*Late Nite Highlites: Jim Carrey and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Thomas Lennon and Tatum O'Neal on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Kevin James on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Morgan Freeman and Thomas Lennon on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Eva Mendes and Jim Florentine on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Russell Brand and Khloe Kardashian on Conan (?); Anne Hathaway and Anthony Anderson on Lopez Tonight (?)

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