QUOTE OF THE DAY: "One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." Samuel Johnson

TODAY IS: NAT'L. TRAIL MIX DAY + EAT OUTSIDE DAY + LOVE LITIGATING LAWYERS DAY + ANNIVERSARY OF PRINCESS DIANA'S DEATH

CELEB FAMOUS/B-DAYS: ALAN JAY LERNER + DEBBIE GIBSON + RICHARD GERE + VAN MORRISON + JAMES COBURN + BUDDY HACKETT + MARIA MONTESSORI

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Buried Treasure, Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family, Primetime on OWN, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, Swamp Brothers (x2), Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals Reunion, Famous Food, Ton of Cash, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland (finale), Melissa & Joey (x2), Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ghost Hunters, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Property Brothers, Dark Matters: Twisted But True, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Law & Order: UK, The Hour, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Jake on the Lake, Hip Hop Shop, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds + Yankees/Red Sox + Marlins/Mets, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play, Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training Camps, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It and America's Got Talent (Live) and has a repeat of Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with Buried Treasure

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats of Nova

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (Wilmington, DE)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and Swamp Brothers (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Murder at 1600

*FX is NEW with Rescue Me

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals Reunion

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food and Ton of Cash and has Billy Madison

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Hot in Cleveland

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Nikki Sixx)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2)

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters

*BET has Baby Boy and Truth Hall

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has The Mummy

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*Science is NEW with the series premiere of Dark Matters: Twisted But True

*ID is NEW with Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and The Hour

*Lifetime Movies has Beauty Shop and Disappearing Acts

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has Hope Floats and 50 First Dates

*VH1CL has Rock Star

*CMT has My Cousin Vinny

*GAC is NEW with Jake on the Lake (Jake Owen)

*Fuse is NEW with Hip Hop Shop

*Encore has Home Alone, Blue Crush and Knockaround Guys

*Reelz has Hudson Hawk and Alien Nation

*IFC has The Aviator and The Last King of Scotland

*Sundance has Trivial, Three Blind Mice and My Year Without Sex

*Indie has A Family Thing, Existenz and Sling Blade

*Retro has An Affair to Remember and An Unmarried Woman

*TCM has The Scarlet Empress, The Devil is a Woman and Manpower

*FLix has Vanilla Sky and Changing Lanes

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*GMC has A River Runs Through It

*HBO is NEW with Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training Camps

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has You Again and About a Boy

*Late Nite Highlites: Aubrey Plaza on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Leslie Bibb on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Allison Janney and Jay Mohr on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Christina Ricci on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Betty White on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); John Krasinski on Conan (repeat)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." Steven Wright

TODAY IS: NAT'L. TOASTED MARSHMALLOW DAY + NAT'L. HOLISTIC PET DAY + FRANKENSTEIN DAY (In honor of Mary Shelley's b-day)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MARY SHELLEY + CAMERON DIAZ + PEGGY LIPTON + FRANK "TUG" MCGRAW + WARREN BUFFETT + MICHAEL MICHELE + LEWIS BLACK + ELIZABETH COLE + JOAN BLONDELL + FRED MACMURRAY + TED WILLIAM

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, POV, Katie: My Beautiful Friends, What Not to Wear, Big Sexy (premiere), Chopped (premiere), Auction Kings (x2), Dirty Money (x2), Billy the Exterminator (x2), Picker Sisters (x2), MTV Presents: Seventeen Magazine's Pretty Amazing Contest, Teen Mom, Awkward, Cocaine: History Behind the Lines, Top Shot, Auction Hunters, Repo Games, Pretty Little Liars, Flipping Out, Born to Dance, Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, 9/11: Where Were You?, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks, Downsized, I Hate My Kitchen, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Red Hot Chili Peppers Live from the Roxy, G4's Proving Ground, Quirky (premiere), Hardcore Pawn, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox + Marlins/Mets, Feherty, SuperSmackDown Live, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play, Bull Riding:CBR in Lubbock TX, Pass Time


*CBS has repeats of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX has repeats of Glee and Raising Hope

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and POV (Armadillo)

*OWN is NEW with Katie: My Beautiful Friends

*TVGN has Single White Female

*TLC is NEW with What Not to Wear and the series premiere of Big Sexy

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with the 9th season premiere of Chopped (Pt 1 of 4)

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings (x2) and Dirty Money (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Picker Sisters (x2)

*FX has Superbad

*Disney has Hoodwinked

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Luke Donald)

*MTV is NEW with MTV Presents: Seventeen Magazine's Pretty Amazing Contest, Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*History is NEW with Cocaine: History Behind the Lines and Top Shot

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy is NEW with SuperSmackDown Live and has Troy

*BET has Love & Basketball and is NEW with Born to Dance

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has Top Gun

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeo is NEW with 9/11: Where Were You?

*ID is NEW with I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks

*WE is NEW with Downsized

*Lifetime Movies has Chasing Liberty and Caught in the Act

*DIY is NEW with I Hate My Kitchen

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Mexican) and United Tastes of America (Burritos)

*Oxygen has What's Love Got to Do with It and Phat Girlz

*VH1CL has Real Genius and Rock Star

*CMT has Fletch

*GAC is NEW with Bull Riding:CBR in Lubbock TX

*Fuse is NEW with Red Hot Chili Peppers Live from the Roxy

*Encore has Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Jason X and Young Guns II

*Reelz has Urban Cowboy and Hudson Hawk

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has Lord of War and Chaos

*Sundance is NEW with the series premiere of Quirky

*Indie has The End of Violence, Monsoon Wedding and Miss Julie

*Retro has Close Encounters of the Third Kind and The Thing

*TCM has Three Guys Named Mike, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and Kiss Me Kate

*FLix has Return to Oz, The Great Muppet Caper and The Four Feathers

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn

*HBO has Conviction

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has Burlesque, Tangled and Salt

*Late Nite Highlites: Alec Baldwin on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Chi McBride on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jeff Bridges and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Will Forte and Amy Sedaris on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jesse Eisenberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Steve Martin on Conan (repeat)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

TODAY IS: MORE HERBS LESS SALT DAY + NAT'L. LEMON JUICE DAY + CHOP SUEY DAY + 6th ANNIVERSARY OF HURRICANE KATRINA + "ACCORDING TO HOYLE" DAY (1769) + BURNING MAN BEGINS TODAY (thru 9/5)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MICHAEL JACKSON + ROBIN LEACH + ELLIOTT GOULD + JOHN MCCAIN + CHARLIE "BIRD" PARKER + ISABEL SANFORD + INGRID BERGMAN + REBECCA DE MORNAY

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Dateline NBC, Hell's Kitchen, Bachelor Pad, Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2-premiere), Kate Plus 8, Surprise Homecoming, Crave (premiere), American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior, Carfellas (x2-premiere), Giuliana & Bill, Tia & Tamera, Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, The Protector, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Ridiculousness (premiere), Death Valley (premiere), Cuff'd (premiere), Basketball Wives LA (premiere), La La's Full Court Life, The T.O. Show, 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Lying Game, Millionaire Matchmaker, Most Eligible Dallas, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, MAD, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Design on a Dime, Built for the Kill, Deadly 60 (x2), CIA Confidential: 9/11 Mastermind, Curiosity: Why is Sex Fun?, Behind Mansion Walls, Top Gear (BBC), Bath Crashers, Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular, RuPaul's Drag U (finale), The A-List: NY, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Ludo Bites America, Lizard Lick Towing, Bear Swamp Recovery, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds + Yankees/Orioles + Marlins/Mets, WWE Monday Night Raw, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with Dateline NBC

*FOX has a repeat of Hell's Kitchen and is NEW with Hell's Kitchen

*ABC is NEW with Bachelor Pad and has a repeat of Castle

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with the series premiere of Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2)

*TVGN has Intolerable Cruelty

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*TLC is NEW with Kate Plus 8 and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with the series premiere of Crave (pizza)

*Discovery is NEW with American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior and the series premiere of Carfellas (x2)

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill and Tia & Tamera

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*Versus has Point Break

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV has Bringing Ashley Home and Taken from Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story and is NEW with The Protector

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has The Proposal

*Disney has Hannah Montana: The Movie

*MTV is NEW with the series premieres of Ridiculousness, Death Valley and Cuff'd

*VH1 is NEW with the series premiere of Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life and The T.O. Show

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Paul Rudd)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and The Lying Game

*Bravo is NEW with Millionaire Matchmaker and Most Eligible Dallas

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Ray and Cadillac Records

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake and MAD

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Orioles

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and Design on a Dime

*AMC has The Italian Job

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Built for the Kill and Deadly 60 (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with CIA Confidential: 9/11 Mastermind

*Science is NEW with Curiosity: Why is Sex Fun?

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with Top Gear

*Lifetime Movies has Amber's Story and When Andrew Came Home

*DIY is NEW with Bath Crashers

*Oxygen is NEW with Bad Girls Club and Hair Battle Spectacular

*VH1CL has Porky's

*Encore has My Best Friend's Wedding, Maid in Manhattan and The Stepfather

*Reelz has Housesitter and Urban Cowboy

*Logo is NEW with the 2nd season finale of RuPaul's Drag U (Lynda Carter), The A-List: New York and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has The Descent and The Babysitter

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (season highlites)

*Indie has Mississippi Masala, The Devil's Backbone and The White River Kid

*Retro has The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday

*TCM has The Blackboard Jungle and Forbidden Planet

*FLix has Night of the Living Dead, Children of the Corn: Revelation and The Craft

*truTV is NEW with Lizard Lick Towing and Bear Swamp Recovery

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Cajun Country)

*GMC has Blue Valley Songbird

*HBO has Life As We Know It and Robin Hood

*Showtime has The Tillman Story and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has Step Up 3, Easy A and The Tourist

*Late Nite Highlites: Jason Sudeikis on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); William Shatner and Eliza Coupe on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); David Koechner on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Robert Duvall and Emmanuelle Chriqui on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Aziz Ansari on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Reese Witherspoon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Conan (repeat)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "There are no passengers on spaceship Earth. We are all crew." Marshall McLuhan

**NOTE: Not doing Saturday's list. Just wanted to get Sunday's done now before we (will probably) lose power. =(

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CHERRY TURNOVER DAY + NEW MOON (BLUE MOON) 11:04PM EDT + RACE YOUR MOUSE AROUND THE ICONS DAY + CRACKERS OVER THE KEYBOARD DAY + DREAM DAY QUEST & JUBILEE (MLK JR.)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: LEANN RIMES + JACK BLACK + JASON & JUSTINE PRIESTLEY (Didn't know he had a twin?!) + SHANIA TWAIN + SCOTT HAMILTON + DAVID SOUL + CHARLES BOYER + LEO TOLSTOY + EMMA SAMMS

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
60 Minutes, Big Brother, In the Flow w/Affion Crockett, Sunday 20/20: The Sixth Sense, Home Takeover w/Simon & Tomas, 100 Hollywood Crimes Pt. 4, Caught on Camera, Hoarding: Buried Alive, Livin' for the Apocalypse, Cupcake Wars, The Great Food Truck Race, Iron Chef America, Curiosity: What Sank Titanic?, Jerseylicious, Big Rich Texas, The Glades, Drop Dead Diva, Against the Wall, Leverage, So Random!, Good Luck Charlie, 2011 MTV VMA Pre-Show, 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, I Just Want My Pants Back (premiere), Ice Road Truckers, Top Gear, Hillbilly Handfishin', Bar Rescue, Keeping Up w/the Kardashians, Real Housewives of NJ, Martin Luther King: Alpha Man, Michelle Obama on a Mission: Impact Africa, Sunday Best, Cash & Cari, Holmes Inspection, House Hunters Int'l., Breaking Bad, George W. Bush: The 9/11 Interview, Unusual Suspects, Flightmares, Bridezillas, Big Easy Brides, Georgia Roadtrip w/G, Bait Car (x2), True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Angels/Rangers, NFL Football Exhibition: Saints/Raiders, MLSoccer: Philadelphia/New England + NY/Los Angeles, Champions Tour Golf: Boeing Classic, Speed Center, NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain

*CBS is NEW with 60 Minutes and Big Brother and has repeats of The Good Wife and CSI: Miami

*NBC is NEW with NFL Football Exhibition: Saints/Raiders

*FOX has repeats of The Simpsons, Cleveland Show and Family Guy and is NEW with In the Flow w/Affion Crockett

*ABC has a repeat of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and is NEW with Sunday 20/20: The Sixth Sense

*WWOR has repeats of The Closer, Bones and The Unit

*CW has repeats of Friends, Seinfeld and Two & a Half Men

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Home Takeover w/Simon & Tomas

*TVGN is NEW with 100 Hollywood Crimes Pt. 4 and has Panic Room

*MSNBC is NEW with Caught on Camera

*CSN is NEW with MLSoccer: Philadelphia/New England

*TLC is NEW with Hoarding: Buried Alive and Livin' for the Apocalypse

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars, The Great Food Truck Race and Iron Chef America

*Discovery is NEW with Curiosity: What Sank Titanic?

*Style is NEW with Jerseylicious (Kelly Ripa) and Big Rich Texas

*A&E is NEW with The Glades

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Drop Dead Diva and Against the Wall

*USA has Angels & Demons

*TNT is NEW with Leverage

*FX has The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

*Disney is NEW with So Random! and Good Luck Charlie

*Golf is NEW with Champions Tour Golf: Boeing Classic

*MTV is NEW with 2011 MTV VMA Pre-Show, 2011 MTV Video Music Awards and the series premiere of I Just Want My Pants Back

*VH1 is NEW with 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

*TBS has Madea's Family Reunion

*History is NEW with Ice Road Truckers and Top Gear

*Animal Planet is NEW with Hillbilly Handfishin'

*Spike is NEW with Bar Rescue (Boston)

*E! is NEW with Keeping Up w/the Kardashians

*ABCFam has Toy Story 2 and A Bug's Life

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New Jersey

*Syfy has Saw IV, P2 and Splinter

*BET is NEW with Martin Luther King: Alpha Man, Michelle Obama on a Mission: Impact Africa and Sunday Best

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Angels/Rangers

*ESPN2 is NEW with MLSoccer: NY/Los Angeles

*Speed is NEW with Speed Center, NASCAR Victory Lane and Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain

*HGTV is NEW with Cash & Cari, Holmes Inspection and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has Mercury Rising and is NEW with Breaking Bad

*MSG has North Dallas Forty and Eight Men Out

*NatGeo is NEW with George W. Bush: The 9/11 Interview

*ID is NEW with Unusual Suspects

*BBC has Batman and Batman Forever

*BIO is NEW with Flightmares

*WE is NEW with Bridezillas and Big Easy Brides

*Lifetime Movies has Gone and Deadly Honeymoon

*Cooking is NEW with Georgia Roadtrip w/G

*Hallmark has The Engagement Ring and William & Catherine: A Royal Romance

*Encore has The Scorpion King and Brooklyn's Finest

*Reelz has Alien Nation and Housesitter

*IFC has The Delta Force and Crank

*Sundance has The Lucky Ones

*Indie has Havana, The Quiet American and Female Perversions

*Retro has The China Syndrome and The Verdict

*TCM has My Man Godfrey, Hands Across the Table and Nothing Sacred

*FLix has The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and Intermission

*TVOne has The Tuskegee Airmen and Blood Done Sign My Name

*truTV is NEW with Bait Car (x2)

*HBO is NEW with True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage

*Showtime has The Switch

*Starz has The Social Network and How Do You Know

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "The manner of giving is worth more than the gift." Pierre Corneille

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CHERRY POPSICLE DAY + WOMEN'S EQUALITY DAY + DAFFODIL DAY + NAT'L. DOG DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MACAULAY CAULKIN + GERALDINE FERRARO + MOTHER TERESA + CHRIS BURKE + SHIRLEY MANSON + VALERIE SIMPSON

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Friends w/Benefits (x2), Dateline NBC, Karaoke Battle USA, 20/20, Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Four Weddings, Heat Seekers, Sugar High, Surviving the Cut, Wizards of Waverly Place, A.N.T. Farm, Phineas & Ferb, Fish Hooks, American Restoration, Tanked, Rat Busters NYC (premiere), The Soup, Fashion Police, Haven, ThunderCats, Jurassic CSI, Life After Dinosaurs, Naked Science, How Do They Do It?, Deadly Women, Doctor Who Confidential, Top 20 Country Countdown, Superstar Sessions, Hoppus on Music, Iron Man, Wolverine, Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings, Whisker Wars, Paranormal Challenge, Torchwood: Miracle Day

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Marlins/Phillies + Yankees/Orioles + Braves/Mets, NFL Football Exhibition: Packers/Colts, Champions Tour Golf: Boeing Classic, WWE SmackDown, NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series in Bristol TN


*CBS is NEW with NFL Football Exhibition: Packers/Colts

*NBC is NEW with Friends with Benefits (x2) and Dateline NBC

*FOX has repeats of Kitchen Nightmares and Fringe

*ABC has a repeat of Shark Tank and is NEW with Karaoke Battle USA and 20/20

*WWOR has repeats of Monk

*CW has repeats of Nikita, Supernatural and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal and Need to Know

*TVGN has Single White Female and Panic Room

*Comedy Cntrl has Jackass 2.5

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta and Four Weddings

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Heat Seekers (Charleston SC) and Sugar High (Boston desserts)

*Discovery is NEW with Surviving the Cut

*TNT has Valkyrie

*FX has The Proposal and Definitely, Maybe

*Disney is NEW with Wizards of Waverly Place, A.N.T. Farm, Phineas & Ferb and Fish Hooks

*Golf is NEW with Champions Tour Golf: Boeing Classic

*MTV has Mr. Deeds

*VH1 has How High

*TBS has The House Bunny and The Ringer

*History is NEW with American Restoration

*Animal Planet is NEW with Tanked and the series premiere of Rat Busters NYC

*E! is NEW with The Soup and Fashion Police

*Bravo has Bee Movie and Juno

*Syfy is NEW with WWE SmackDown and Haven

*BET has Who's Your Caddy?, Barbershop and Soul Plane

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with ThunderCats

*ESPN is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series in Bristol TN

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Orioles

*AMC has Jurassic Park

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Braves/Mets

*NatGeo is NEW with Jurassic CSI, Life After Dinosaurs and Naked Science

*Science is NEW with How Do They Do It?

*ID is NEW with Deadly Women

*BBC is NEW with Doctor Who Confidential

*Lifetime Movies has Pick-A-Flicks

*Oxygen has The Notebook

*CMT has Dangerous Minds

*GAC is NEW with Top 20 Country Countdown (Jake Owen) and Superstar Sessions (Ronnie Dunn)

*Fuse is NEW with Hoppus on Music

*Encore has Zombieland, The Bounty Hunter and Blade II

*Reelz has Soldier and In the Line of Fire

*G4 has Commando and is NEW with Iron Man and Wolverine

*IFC has Taxi Driver, is NEW with Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings and Whisker Wars and has Diary of the Dead

*Sundance has Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

*Indie has A Family Thing, The Lodger and Session 9

*Retro has The Towering Inferno and To Kill a Mockingbird

*TCM has Good News, It Should Happen to You and Salt & Pepper

*FLix has The Pawnbroker, Permanent Midnight and Miami Rhapsody

*TVOne has Get Rich or Die Tryin' and Shadowboxer

*Travel is NEW with Paranormal Challenge (Los Angeles)

*GMC has Trinity Goodheart

*HBO has repeats of True Blood and Unstoppable

*Showtime has Next Day Air, Talihina Sky: The Story of the Kings of Leon and Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin' with the Godmother

*Starz has Country Strong and is NEW with Torchwood: Miracle Day

*Late Nite Highlites: Martin Lawrence on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Shirley Mason on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Louis C.K. on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Justin Timberlake and Rose Byrne on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Hank Azaria and Jim Sturgess on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat)















(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Undisturbed calmness of mind is attained by cultivating friendliness toward the happy, compassion for the unhappy, delight in the virtuous & indifference toward the wicked. (The yoga sutras of Patanjali)

TODAY IS: NAT'L. WAFFLE DAY (Waffle Iron patented 1869) + NAT'L. PEACH PIE DAY <3 + PLUTO DEMOTED DAY + VESUVIUS DAY (79 A.D.) + NAT'L. KNIFE DAY + INT'L. STRANGE MUSIC DAY + ST. BARTHOLOMEW'S DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: DAVE CHAPPELLE + MARLEE MATLIN + CRAIG KILBORN + CAL RIPKEN, JR. + STEVE GUTTENBERG + VINCE MCMAHON + RUPERT GRINT + CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Buried Treasure (premiere), Happy Endings, Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Outrageous Kid Parties (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, Swamp Brothers (x2), Roseanne's Nuts (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals (finale), Famous Food, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, AlternateHistory (premiere), Hot in Cleveland, Melissa & Joey (x2), Top Chef: Just Desserts (premiere), Ghost Hunters, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Property Brothers, Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2), Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Law & Order: UK, The Hour, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Man v. Food Nation, Truck Stop Missouri

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Red Sox/Rangers + Athletics/Yankees + White Sox/Angels, Morning Drive Playoff Preview: The Barclays (Edison, NJ), Deadliest Warrior, NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Bristol TN, The Car Show, Slammed: Inside Indie Wrestling, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It and America's Got Talent (Live) and has a repeat of Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with the series premiere of Buried Treasure and has a repeat of House

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with Happy Endings and Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*TVGN has Panic Room

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Outrageous Kid Parties (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (CT)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and Swamp Brothers (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts (x2) and Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Bourne Supremacy

*FX has The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Golf is NEW with Morning Drive Playoff Preview: The Barclays (Edison, NJ)

*MTV is NEW with the 21st season finale of The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior and the series premiere of AlternateHistory

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Rashida Jones)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2) and has The Wedding Date

*Bravo is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters

*BET has Kingdom Come and The Brothers

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN2 is NEW with MLBaseball: Red Sox/Rangers + White Sox/Angels

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Athletics/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Camping World Truck Series in Bristol TN and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has Jurassic Park

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with Slammed: Inside Indie Wrestling

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and The Hour

*Lifetime Movies has Like Dandelion Dust and Sins of the Mother

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has Fools Rush In and My Boss's Daughter

*VH1CL has Woodstock

*CMT has Steel Magnolias

*Encore has Passenger 57, The Fan and Jackie Brown

*Reelz has Kiss of Death and Prizzi's Honor

*IFC has Saw

*Sundance has Room of Death, Mermaid and The Ghost

*Indie has The Disappearance of Garcia Lorca, Soul Food and The Opposite of Sex

*Retro has Carmen Jones, Let's Make Love and The War of the Roses

*TCM has Sinners' Holiday, Dames and Stand-In

*FLix has The Good Mother and Sling Blade

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Route 66 + Tulsa) and Truck Stop Missouri

*GMC has The Pelican Brief

*HBO has Date Night and Life As We Know It

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and How Do You Know

*Late Nite Highlites: Ashton Kutcher on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Regis Philbin and Vera Farmiga on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Katie Holmes on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Jason Bateman and Freida Pinto on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Dax Shepard and Stephen Moyer on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Rainn Wilson on Conan (repeat)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked." (Author Unknown)

TODAY IS: NAT'L. SPONGE CAKE DAY + INT'L. DAY FOR THE REMEMBRANCE OF THE SLAVE TRADE & ITS ABOLITION + VALENTINO DAY + RIDE THE WIND DAY + VIRGO BEGINS

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: KOBE BRYANT + NICOLE BOBECK + RIVER PHOENIX + SHELLEY LONG + RICK SPRINGFIELD + KEITH MOON + BARBARA EDEN + VERA MILES + GENE KELLY + JAY MOHR

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, POV, Katie: My Beautiful Friends, What Not to Wear, What Not to Wear: Top 10 Meltdowns, Cupcake Wars, Auction Kings (x2), Dirty Money (x2), Billy the Exterminator (x2), Picker Sisters, Teen Mom, Awkward, Top Shot, Auction Hunters, Repo Games, Pretty Little Liars, Flipping Out, Born to Dance, Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, Hard Time, Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2), I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2), Downsized, Hate My Kitchen, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Athletics/Yankees + Mets/Phillies, Feherty, World Series of Poker (x2), Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY, Pass Time


*CBS has repeats of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX has repeats of Glee and Raising Hope

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Athletics/Yankees

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and POV (short films)

*OWN is NEW with Katie: My Beautiful Friends

*TVGN has Circle of Friends

*TLC is NEW with What Not to Wear and What Not to Wear: Top 10 Meltdowns

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars (World Series of Poker-Vegas)

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings (x2) and Dirty Money (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Picker Sisters

*FX has Blow

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Darren Clarke)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has reruns of The Office

*History is NEW with Top Shot

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Zoe Saldana)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy has Star Trek Generations, Blade Runner and Highlander: The Source

*BET has How She Move and is NEW with Born to Dance

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place (Boston)

*AMC has Jurassic Park III

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Phillies

*NatGeo is NEW with Hard Time

*ID is NEW with Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2) and I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2)

*BBC is NEW (??) with Gordon Ramsay's F Word (x2)

*WE is NEW with Downsized

*Lifetime Movies has False Pretenses and What Comes Around

*Oxygen has Taxi

*DIY is NEW with Hate My Kitchen

*CMT has Fried Green Tomatoes

*GAC is NEW with Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY

*Encore has Robin Hood: Men in Tights and 2012

*Reelz has Mercenary for Justice and Kiss of Death

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground and the 3rd season finale of American Ninja Warrior

*IFC has The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (CA)

*Indie has Thunderheart, Higher Learning and The Funeral

*Retro has An Affair to Remember, Skin Deep and Talk Radio

*TCM has The Hands of Orlac and The Thief of Bagdad

*FLix has Intermission, Hard Cash and The Pawnbroker

*HBO has Unstoppable

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has The Last Song, Country Strong and The Social Network

*Late Nite Highlites: Rachel Maddow on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Lewis Black on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Justin Timberlake on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Kevin Connolly on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Daniel Craig and Sasha Alexander on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (repeat); Russell Brand on Conan (repeat)


















(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." Laurence J. Peter

TODAY IS: NAT'L. PECAN TORTE DAY + EAT A PEACH DAY + SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE HOODIE-HOO DAY + BE AN ANGEL DAY + NAT'L. TOOTH FAIRY DAY (also Feb. 28th)! AND TODAY BEGINS NAT'L. SAFE AT HOME WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: GIADA DE LAURENTIIS + LAYNE STALEY + TORI AMOS + CINDY WILLIAMS + VALERIE HARPER + CARL YASTRZEMSKI + RAY BRADBURY + DOROTHY PARKER

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
American Ninja Warrior (finale), Hell's Kitchen, Bachelor Pad, RFK in the Land of Apartheid: A Ripple of Hope, Kate Plus 8, Surprise Homecoming, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Giuliana & Bill, Tia & Tamera, Hoarders, Intervention, The Protector, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Basketball Wives: Reunion Part 2, La La's Full Court Life (premiere), The T.O.Show (premiere), 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Lying Game, Millionaire Matchmaker, Most Eligible Dallas, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, HGTV'd, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, MAD, Deadly 60 (x2), CIA Confidential: Inside the Drone War, Curiosity: Alien Invasion - Are We Ready?, Behind Mansion Walls, Top Gear, Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular, RuPaul's Drag U, The A-List: NY, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Lizard Lick Towing, Bear Swamp Recovery (x2-premiere), Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Mets/Phillies, Monday Night Football Exhibition: Bears/Giants, WWE Monday Night Raw


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with the 3rd season finale of American Ninja Warrior

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen (2 hrs.)

*ABC is NEW with Bachelor Pad (2 hrs.) and has a repeat of Castle

*WWOR is NEW with Monday Night Football Exhibition: Bears/Giants

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with RFK in the Land of Apartheid: A Ripple of Hope

*TVGN has Meet Joe Black

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Kate Plus 8 and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with The Best Thing I Ever Ate

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill and Tia & Tamera

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*Lifetime TV has Awake and Secrets in the Walls and is NEW with The Protector

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has Role Models

*Disney has My Babysitter's a Vampire

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives: Reunion Part 2, the 2nd season premiere of La La's Full Court Life and the 3rd season premiere of The T.O.Show

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Joey Lawrence)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and The Lying Game

*Bravo is NEW with Millionaire Matchmaker and Most Eligible Dallas

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Dirty Laundry and Down in the Delta

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake and MAD

*ESPN is NEW with Monday Night Football Exhibition: Bears/Giants

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and HGTV'd (w/Ellen DeGeneres)

*AMC has Jurassic Park

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Phillies

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60 (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with CIA Confidential: Inside the Drone War

*Science is NEW with Curiosity: Alien Invasion - Are We Ready?

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with Top Gear

*Lifetime Movies has Hocus Pocus and The House Next Door

*Oxygen is NEW with Bad Girls Club and Hair Battle Spectacular

*CMT has Pure Country

*Encore has Up, Smokey & the Bandit and Zombieland

*Reelz has Submerged and Mercenary for Justice

*Logo is NEW with RuPaul's Drag U, The A-List: New York and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Diary of the Dead and Near Dark

*Indie has Of Mice & Men, For Queen & Country and Rabbit-Proof Fence

*Retro has Laramie and Highlander

*TCM has Possessed, Joan Crawford: The Ultimate Movie Star and Mildred Pierce

*FLix has Jefferson in Paris and The Four Feathers

*truTV is NEW with Lizard Lick Towing and the series premiere of Bear Swamp Recovery (x2)

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Kurdistan)

*GMC has Trinity Goodheart

*HBO has Predators and Cop Out

*Showtime has The Switch and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has Anger Management, Toy Story 3 and Old Dogs

*Late Nite Highlites: Denis Leary on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Hugh Laurie and Saffron Burrows on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Emma Stone and Adam Carolla on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Cory Monteith and Lou Dobbs on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Roseanne Barr and Aaron Paul on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (repeat); Tom Hanks and Jack McBrayer on Conan (repeat)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on." Henry Ellis

TODAY IS: NAT'L. ICE CREAM PIE DAY + NAT'L. SOFT ICE CREAM DAY + BAD POETRY DAY + BIRTH CONTROL PILLS DAY + MAIL ORDER CATALOG DAY + WIZARD OF OZ PREMIERED 1939

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER + CHRISTIAN SLATER + DENIS LEARY + PATRICK SWAYZE =*( + ROBERT REDFORD + ROMAN POLANSKI + ROSALYNN CARTER + SHELLEY WINTERS + MERIWETHER LEWIS + MADELEINE STOWE

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Wipeout, Expedition Impossible, Rookie Blue, Prostitution: Leaving the Life, Futurama, Ugly Americans, LA Ink, First 48, Beyond Scared Straight (premiere), CNBC Titans, Project Runway, Russian Dolls, Burn Notice, Suits, Wilfred (x2), Louie, Jersey Shore, Do Something Awards 2011, Ancient Aliens, American Trucker, Selling NY, House Hunters, Salvage Code Red, JUNKies (premiere), Stuck w/Hackett, Wicked Attraction, Nightmare Next Door, Perisher: Do or Die, Blog Cabin (premiere), Run My Renovation, Yard Crashers, Sweet Home Alabama, Texas Women, Top 50 Videos of the '90s, Ultimate Merger, truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., Green Room w/Paul Provenza

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Twins + Diamondbacks/Phillies, NFL Football Exhibition: Eagles/Steelers, Impact Wrestling, Tennis: Western & Southern Open, MLSoccer: Chicago/D.C.


*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory and Rules of Engagement, is NEW with Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock and Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with NFL Football Exhibition: Eagles/Steelers

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, Expedition Impossible and Rookie Blue

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Twins

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Plain Jane and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Prostitution: Leaving the Life

*TVGN has Intolerable Cruelty

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Futurama and Ugly Americans

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with LA Ink

*A&E is NEW with First 48 and the 2nd season premiere of Beyond Scared Straight

*CNBC is NEW with CNBC Titans (Barry Diller)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Project Runway and Russian Dolls

*USA is NEW with Burn Notice and Suits

*TNT has Journey to the Center of the Earth

*FX is NEW with Wilfred (x2) and Louie

*MTV is NEW with Jersey Shore

*VH1 is NEW with Do Something Awards 2011

*TBS has Joe Dirt

*History is NEW with Ancient Aliens

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Christopher Mintz-Plasse)

*ABCFam has Practical Magic

*Syfy has Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

*ESPN2 is NEW with Tennis: Western & Southern Open and MLSoccer: Chicago/D.C.

*Speed is NEW with American Trucker

*HGTV is NEW with Selling New York and House Hunters

*AMC has Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer

*NatGeo is NEW with Salvage Code Red

*Science is NEW with the series premiere of JUNKies and Stuck with Hackett

*ID is NEW with Wicked Attraction and Nightmare Next Door

*Military is NEW with Perisher: Do or Die

*BBC has Batman Forever

*Lifetime Movies has The Familiar Stranger and The Coverup

*DIY is NEW with the 5th season premiere of Blog Cabin, Run My Renovation and Yard Crashers

*VH1CL has Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*CMT is NEW with Sweet Home Alabama and Texas Women

*GAC is NEW with Top 50 Videos of the '90s (Pt. 4 of 5)

*Encore has Pandorum, Timecop and The Avengers

*Reelz has Demolition Man and Assassins

*Logo has The Rocky Horror Picture Show

*IFC has The Descent

*Sundance has Monster, Fighter and Enter the Void

*Indie has Rosenstrasse, The Quiet American and Female Perversions

*Retro has The China Syndrome and The Towering Inferno

*TCM has Pepe le Moko and Grand Illusion

*Flix has Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal and The Good Mother

*TVOne is NEW with Ultimate Merger

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

*HBO has Date Night

*Showtime is NEW with Green Room with Paul Provenza (Tommy Chong, Joe Rogan, Rick Shapiro & Eddie Ifft)

*Starz has How Do You Know, The Karate Kid and The Ugly Truth

*Late Nite Highlites: Ryan Gosling on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Dick Van Dyke on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Brian Williams on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Zoe Saldana and Anton Yelchin on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (NEW); Louis C.K. and Jim Sturgess on Conan (NEW)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." Fred Allen

TODAY IS: NAT'L. VANILLA CUSTARD DAY + NAT'L. MEDICAL DOSIMETRIST'S DAY + NAT'L. THRIFT SHOP DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: DAVY CROCKETT (1786) + DONNIE WAHLBERG + SEAN PENN + ROBERT DE NIRO + MAUREEN O'HARA + MAE WEST + BELINDA CARLISLE + DAVID CONRAD

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild (finale), Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Outrageous Kid Parties (x2-premiere), Sons of Guns, One Man Army, Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Unnecessary Roughness, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, Famous Food, Ton of Cash (premiere), You Don't Know Dixie, Bed Bug Apocalypse, Confessions: Animal Hoarding (x2), Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Melissa & Joey (x2), State of Georgia (x2), Rocco's Dinner Party (finale), Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Property Brothers, Pint-Sized Preachers, Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2-premiere), Wonders of the Universe, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Secrets of SEAL Team 6, Law & Order: UK, The Hour (premiere), Inside Story: Dances w/Wolves, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech, Desperate Landscapes, To the Mat (movie), CMT Made (premiere), Top 50 Videos of the '90s, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Man v. Food Nation, Truck Stop Missouri

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies + Yankees/Royals + Mets/Padres, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and the 1st season finale of Love in the Wild

*FOX has repeats of Mobbed and House

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief

*WWOR has reruns of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and the 2nd season premiere of Outrageous Kid Parties (x2)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and One Man Army

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Versus has Point Break

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Friday Night Lights

*FX has Bride Wars and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Disney has Lemonade Mouth

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food and is NEW with the series premiere of Ton of Cash

*History is NEW with You Don't Know Dixie

*Animal Planet is NEW with Bed Bug Apocalypse and Confessions: Animal Hoarding (x2)

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! has Sweet Home Alabama and is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Anne Hathaway)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2) and State of Georgia (x2)

*Bravo is NEW with the 1st season finale of Rocco's Dinner Party (Liza Minnelli)

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. and Legend Quest

*BET has Ray

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Padres

*NatGeoWild is NEW with the series premiere of Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with Pint-Sized Preachers

*Science is NEW with Wonders of the Universe

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*Military is NEW with Secrets of SEAL Team 6

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and the series premiere of The Hour

*BIO is NEW with Inside Story: Dances with Wolves

*Lifetime Movies has Gothika and Solstice

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech and Desperate Landscapes

*VH1CL has Porky's

*CMT is NEW with To the Mat (movie) and the series premiere of CMT Made

*GAC is NEW with Top 50 Videos of the '90s (Pt. 3 of 5)

*Fuse is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers (Special Edition)

*Encore has 2 Fast 2 Furious, Don't Be a Menace to South Central and Boyz N the Hood

*Reelz has Analyze That and Demolition Man

*Logo has P.U.N.K.S.

*IFC has Apocalypto

*Sundance has The Pleasure of Being Robbed, Victim and Dorm

*Indie has Rabbit-Proof Fence, Thunderheart and Havana

*Retro has To Kill a Mockingbird and Vision Quest

*TCM has The Maltese Falcon and Sahara

*Flix has Miami Rhapsody, Serving Sara and CQ

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Dallas, TX) and Truck Stop, Missouri

*HBO has Too Big to Fail and The Town

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Legion and The Tourist

*Late Nite Highlites: Bono and the Edge on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); David Beckham on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Jason Sudeikis and Adam Levine on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Ryan Gosling and Andy Cohen on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Joel McHale and Joe Mantegna on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (NEW); Paul Rudd and Jessica Chastain on Conan (NEW)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do & you've done it." Margaret Thatcher

TODAY IS: NAT'L. RUM DAY + BRATWURST DAY + JOE MILLER'S JOKE DAY + NAT'L. AIRBORNE DAY + NAT'L. TELL A JOKE DAY + ROLLER COASTER DAY (1898) + ANNIVERSARY OF ELVIS PRESLEY'S DEATH (1977)! AND IT'S ALSO WEIRD CONTEST WEEK + WORLD MONEY WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: VANESSA CARLTON + STEVE CARELL + TIMOTHY HUTTON + ANGELA BASSETT + MADONNA (Louise Veronica Ciccone Richie) + JAMES CAMERON + KATHIE LEE GIFFORD + FRANK GIFFORD + LESLEY ANN WARREN + JULIE NEWMAR + EYDIE GORME

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, MasterChef (finale), Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital, Katie: My Beautiful Friends (premiere), What Not to Wear (premiere), What Not to Wear: Top 10 Fashion Resistas, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Auction Kings (x2), Dirty Money (x2), Billy the Exterminator (x2), Picker Sisters, Memphis Beat (finale), HawthoRNe (finale), Teen Mom, Awkward, Top Shot, The Gorilla Whisperer, Auction Hunters, Repo Games, Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Flipping Out, Born to Dance, My First Place, Built for the Kill, Hard Time, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2), Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2), 90 Minutes in Hell: Assault on Oslo, Downsized (premiere), Family Restaurant (premiere), Hot List: Baths, I Hate My Kitchen, Indoors Out, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Top 50 Videos of the '90s, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America, Hardcore Pawn, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals + Mets/Padres, Feherty, World Series of Poker (x2), Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY, Pass Time, Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel


*CBS has repeats of NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX is NEW with the 2nd season finale of MasterChef

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with the series premiere of Katie: My Beautiful Friends (British Model Katie Piper)

*TVGN has Misery

*TLC is NEW with the 9th season premiere of What Not to Wear and What Not to Wear: Top 10 Fashion Resistas

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars and Chopped

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings (x2) and Dirty Money (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Versus has Any Given Sunday

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Picker Sisters

*TNT is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Memphis Beat and the 3rd season finale of HawthoRNe

*FX has XXX

*Disney has High School Musical 3: Senior Year

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Fluff & Bones)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has reruns of The Office

*History is NEW with Top Shot

*Animal Planet is NEW with The Gorilla Whisperer

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Denis Leary)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy has Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and The Land That Time Forgot

*BET has Notorious and is NEW with Born to Dance and The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has A League of Their Own

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Padres

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Built for the Kill

*NatGeo is v with Hard Time

*ID is NEW with I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2) and Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2)

*Military is NEW with 90 Minutes in Hell: Assault on Oslo

*WE is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Downsized and the 3rd season premiere of Family Restaurant

*Lifetime Movies has Fatal Vows: The Alexandra O'Hara Story and The Two Mr. Kissels

*DIY is NEW with Hot List: Baths, I Hate My Kitchen and Indoors Out

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Campfires & Cowboys) and United Tastes of America (Mac & Cheese)

*Oxygen has Phat Girlz and Something New

*GAC is NEW with Top 50 Videos of the '90s (Pt. 2 of 5) and Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY

*Encore has The American President and Apollo 13

*Reelz has Tin Cup and Analyze That

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has The Last King of Scotland and Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (Raleigh, NC)

*Indie has Of Mice & Men, Class Action and The Lover

*Retro has Double Indemnity, The War of the Roses and Blue Velvet

*TCM has A Kiss Before Dying and The Sound & the Fury

*Flix has Jennifer Eight and Control

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn

*HBO has Life As We Know It and is NEW with Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has The Forgotten, You Again and Easy A

*Late Nite Highlites: Chaz Bono on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Rosie Perez on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Ryan Reynolds and Sheryl Crow on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Alec Baldwin and Maggie Q on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Jamie Foxx on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (NEW); Anne Hathaway and Jason Momoa on Conan (NEW); Marc Anthony on Lopez Tonight














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