QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." Steven Wright

TODAY IS: NAT'L. TOASTED MARSHMALLOW DAY + NAT'L. HOLISTIC PET DAY + FRANKENSTEIN DAY (In honor of Mary Shelley's b-day)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MARY SHELLEY + CAMERON DIAZ + PEGGY LIPTON + FRANK "TUG" MCGRAW + WARREN BUFFETT + MICHAEL MICHELE + LEWIS BLACK + ELIZABETH COLE + JOAN BLONDELL + FRED MACMURRAY + TED WILLIAM

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, POV, Katie: My Beautiful Friends, What Not to Wear, Big Sexy (premiere), Chopped (premiere), Auction Kings (x2), Dirty Money (x2), Billy the Exterminator (x2), Picker Sisters (x2), MTV Presents: Seventeen Magazine's Pretty Amazing Contest, Teen Mom, Awkward, Cocaine: History Behind the Lines, Top Shot, Auction Hunters, Repo Games, Pretty Little Liars, Flipping Out, Born to Dance, Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, 9/11: Where Were You?, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks, Downsized, I Hate My Kitchen, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Red Hot Chili Peppers Live from the Roxy, G4's Proving Ground, Quirky (premiere), Hardcore Pawn, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox + Marlins/Mets, Feherty, SuperSmackDown Live, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play, Bull Riding:CBR in Lubbock TX, Pass Time


*CBS has repeats of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX has repeats of Glee and Raising Hope

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and POV (Armadillo)

*OWN is NEW with Katie: My Beautiful Friends

*TVGN has Single White Female

*TLC is NEW with What Not to Wear and the series premiere of Big Sexy

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with the 9th season premiere of Chopped (Pt 1 of 4)

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings (x2) and Dirty Money (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Picker Sisters (x2)

*FX has Superbad

*Disney has Hoodwinked

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Luke Donald)

*MTV is NEW with MTV Presents: Seventeen Magazine's Pretty Amazing Contest, Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*History is NEW with Cocaine: History Behind the Lines and Top Shot

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy is NEW with SuperSmackDown Live and has Troy

*BET has Love & Basketball and is NEW with Born to Dance

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has Top Gun

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeo is NEW with 9/11: Where Were You?

*ID is NEW with I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks

*WE is NEW with Downsized

*Lifetime Movies has Chasing Liberty and Caught in the Act

*DIY is NEW with I Hate My Kitchen

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Mexican) and United Tastes of America (Burritos)

*Oxygen has What's Love Got to Do with It and Phat Girlz

*VH1CL has Real Genius and Rock Star

*CMT has Fletch

*GAC is NEW with Bull Riding:CBR in Lubbock TX

*Fuse is NEW with Red Hot Chili Peppers Live from the Roxy

*Encore has Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Jason X and Young Guns II

*Reelz has Urban Cowboy and Hudson Hawk

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has Lord of War and Chaos

*Sundance is NEW with the series premiere of Quirky

*Indie has The End of Violence, Monsoon Wedding and Miss Julie

*Retro has Close Encounters of the Third Kind and The Thing

*TCM has Three Guys Named Mike, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and Kiss Me Kate

*FLix has Return to Oz, The Great Muppet Caper and The Four Feathers

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn

*HBO has Conviction

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has Burlesque, Tangled and Salt

*Late Nite Highlites: Alec Baldwin on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Chi McBride on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jeff Bridges and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Will Forte and Amy Sedaris on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jesse Eisenberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Steve Martin on Conan (repeat)

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