QUOTE OF THE DAY: "One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." Oliver Wendell Holmes

TODAY IS: MORE HERBS LESS SALT DAY + NAT'L. LEMON JUICE DAY + CHOP SUEY DAY + 6th ANNIVERSARY OF HURRICANE KATRINA + "ACCORDING TO HOYLE" DAY (1769) + BURNING MAN BEGINS TODAY (thru 9/5)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MICHAEL JACKSON + ROBIN LEACH + ELLIOTT GOULD + JOHN MCCAIN + CHARLIE "BIRD" PARKER + ISABEL SANFORD + INGRID BERGMAN + REBECCA DE MORNAY

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Dateline NBC, Hell's Kitchen, Bachelor Pad, Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2-premiere), Kate Plus 8, Surprise Homecoming, Crave (premiere), American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior, Carfellas (x2-premiere), Giuliana & Bill, Tia & Tamera, Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, The Protector, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Ridiculousness (premiere), Death Valley (premiere), Cuff'd (premiere), Basketball Wives LA (premiere), La La's Full Court Life, The T.O. Show, 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Lying Game, Millionaire Matchmaker, Most Eligible Dallas, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, MAD, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Design on a Dime, Built for the Kill, Deadly 60 (x2), CIA Confidential: 9/11 Mastermind, Curiosity: Why is Sex Fun?, Behind Mansion Walls, Top Gear (BBC), Bath Crashers, Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular, RuPaul's Drag U (finale), The A-List: NY, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Ludo Bites America, Lizard Lick Towing, Bear Swamp Recovery, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds + Yankees/Orioles + Marlins/Mets, WWE Monday Night Raw, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with Dateline NBC

*FOX has a repeat of Hell's Kitchen and is NEW with Hell's Kitchen

*ABC is NEW with Bachelor Pad and has a repeat of Castle

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with the series premiere of Supersize vs. Superskinny (x2)

*TVGN has Intolerable Cruelty

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*TLC is NEW with Kate Plus 8 and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with the series premiere of Crave (pizza)

*Discovery is NEW with American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior and the series premiere of Carfellas (x2)

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill and Tia & Tamera

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*Versus has Point Break

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV has Bringing Ashley Home and Taken from Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story and is NEW with The Protector

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has The Proposal

*Disney has Hannah Montana: The Movie

*MTV is NEW with the series premieres of Ridiculousness, Death Valley and Cuff'd

*VH1 is NEW with the series premiere of Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life and The T.O. Show

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Paul Rudd)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and The Lying Game

*Bravo is NEW with Millionaire Matchmaker and Most Eligible Dallas

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Ray and Cadillac Records

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake and MAD

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Orioles

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and Design on a Dime

*AMC has The Italian Job

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Built for the Kill and Deadly 60 (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with CIA Confidential: 9/11 Mastermind

*Science is NEW with Curiosity: Why is Sex Fun?

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with Top Gear

*Lifetime Movies has Amber's Story and When Andrew Came Home

*DIY is NEW with Bath Crashers

*Oxygen is NEW with Bad Girls Club and Hair Battle Spectacular

*VH1CL has Porky's

*Encore has My Best Friend's Wedding, Maid in Manhattan and The Stepfather

*Reelz has Housesitter and Urban Cowboy

*Logo is NEW with the 2nd season finale of RuPaul's Drag U (Lynda Carter), The A-List: New York and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has The Descent and The Babysitter

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (season highlites)

*Indie has Mississippi Masala, The Devil's Backbone and The White River Kid

*Retro has The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday

*TCM has The Blackboard Jungle and Forbidden Planet

*FLix has Night of the Living Dead, Children of the Corn: Revelation and The Craft

*truTV is NEW with Lizard Lick Towing and Bear Swamp Recovery

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Cajun Country)

*GMC has Blue Valley Songbird

*HBO has Life As We Know It and Robin Hood

*Showtime has The Tillman Story and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has Step Up 3, Easy A and The Tourist

*Late Nite Highlites: Jason Sudeikis on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); William Shatner and Eliza Coupe on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); David Koechner on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Robert Duvall and Emmanuelle Chriqui on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Aziz Ansari on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Reese Witherspoon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Conan (repeat)

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