QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do & you've done it." Margaret Thatcher

TODAY IS: NAT'L. RUM DAY + BRATWURST DAY + JOE MILLER'S JOKE DAY + NAT'L. AIRBORNE DAY + NAT'L. TELL A JOKE DAY + ROLLER COASTER DAY (1898) + ANNIVERSARY OF ELVIS PRESLEY'S DEATH (1977)! AND IT'S ALSO WEIRD CONTEST WEEK + WORLD MONEY WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: VANESSA CARLTON + STEVE CARELL + TIMOTHY HUTTON + ANGELA BASSETT + MADONNA (Louise Veronica Ciccone Richie) + JAMES CAMERON + KATHIE LEE GIFFORD + FRANK GIFFORD + LESLEY ANN WARREN + JULIE NEWMAR + EYDIE GORME

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, MasterChef (finale), Take the Money & Run, Combat Hospital, Katie: My Beautiful Friends (premiere), What Not to Wear (premiere), What Not to Wear: Top 10 Fashion Resistas, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Auction Kings (x2), Dirty Money (x2), Billy the Exterminator (x2), Picker Sisters, Memphis Beat (finale), HawthoRNe (finale), Teen Mom, Awkward, Top Shot, The Gorilla Whisperer, Auction Hunters, Repo Games, Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Flipping Out, Born to Dance, My First Place, Built for the Kill, Hard Time, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2), Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2), 90 Minutes in Hell: Assault on Oslo, Downsized (premiere), Family Restaurant (premiere), Hot List: Baths, I Hate My Kitchen, Indoors Out, Foodography, United Tastes of America, Top 50 Videos of the '90s, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America, Hardcore Pawn, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals + Mets/Padres, Feherty, World Series of Poker (x2), Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY, Pass Time, Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel


*CBS has repeats of NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX is NEW with the 2nd season finale of MasterChef

*ABC has a repeat of Wipeout and is NEW with Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*OWN is NEW with the series premiere of Katie: My Beautiful Friends (British Model Katie Piper)

*TVGN has Misery

*TLC is NEW with the 9th season premiere of What Not to Wear and What Not to Wear: Top 10 Fashion Resistas

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars and Chopped

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings (x2) and Dirty Money (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Versus has Any Given Sunday

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Picker Sisters

*TNT is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Memphis Beat and the 3rd season finale of HawthoRNe

*FX has XXX

*Disney has High School Musical 3: Senior Year

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Fluff & Bones)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has reruns of The Office

*History is NEW with Top Shot

*Animal Planet is NEW with The Gorilla Whisperer

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Denis Leary)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy has Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and The Land That Time Forgot

*BET has Notorious and is NEW with Born to Dance and The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has A League of Their Own

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Padres

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Built for the Kill

*NatGeo is v with Hard Time

*ID is NEW with I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks (x2) and Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (x2)

*Military is NEW with 90 Minutes in Hell: Assault on Oslo

*WE is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Downsized and the 3rd season premiere of Family Restaurant

*Lifetime Movies has Fatal Vows: The Alexandra O'Hara Story and The Two Mr. Kissels

*DIY is NEW with Hot List: Baths, I Hate My Kitchen and Indoors Out

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Campfires & Cowboys) and United Tastes of America (Mac & Cheese)

*Oxygen has Phat Girlz and Something New

*GAC is NEW with Top 50 Videos of the '90s (Pt. 2 of 5) and Bull Riding: CBR in Cheyenne WY

*Encore has The American President and Apollo 13

*Reelz has Tin Cup and Analyze That

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has The Last King of Scotland and Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (Raleigh, NC)

*Indie has Of Mice & Men, Class Action and The Lover

*Retro has Double Indemnity, The War of the Roses and Blue Velvet

*TCM has A Kiss Before Dying and The Sound & the Fury

*Flix has Jennifer Eight and Control

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn

*HBO has Life As We Know It and is NEW with Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has The Forgotten, You Again and Easy A

*Late Nite Highlites: Chaz Bono on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Rosie Perez on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Ryan Reynolds and Sheryl Crow on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Alec Baldwin and Maggie Q on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Jamie Foxx on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (NEW); Anne Hathaway and Jason Momoa on Conan (NEW); Marc Anthony on Lopez Tonight














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