QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." Fred Allen

TODAY IS: NAT'L. VANILLA CUSTARD DAY + NAT'L. MEDICAL DOSIMETRIST'S DAY + NAT'L. THRIFT SHOP DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: DAVY CROCKETT (1786) + DONNIE WAHLBERG + SEAN PENN + ROBERT DE NIRO + MAUREEN O'HARA + MAE WEST + BELINDA CARLISLE + DAVID CONRAD

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild (finale), Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Outrageous Kid Parties (x2-premiere), Sons of Guns, One Man Army, Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Unnecessary Roughness, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, Famous Food, Ton of Cash (premiere), You Don't Know Dixie, Bed Bug Apocalypse, Confessions: Animal Hoarding (x2), Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Melissa & Joey (x2), State of Georgia (x2), Rocco's Dinner Party (finale), Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Property Brothers, Pint-Sized Preachers, Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2-premiere), Wonders of the Universe, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Secrets of SEAL Team 6, Law & Order: UK, The Hour (premiere), Inside Story: Dances w/Wolves, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech, Desperate Landscapes, To the Mat (movie), CMT Made (premiere), Top 50 Videos of the '90s, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Man v. Food Nation, Truck Stop Missouri

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies + Yankees/Royals + Mets/Padres, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and the 1st season finale of Love in the Wild

*FOX has repeats of Mobbed and House

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief

*WWOR has reruns of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and the 2nd season premiere of Outrageous Kid Parties (x2)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and One Man Army

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Versus has Point Break

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Friday Night Lights

*FX has Bride Wars and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Disney has Lemonade Mouth

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food and is NEW with the series premiere of Ton of Cash

*History is NEW with You Don't Know Dixie

*Animal Planet is NEW with Bed Bug Apocalypse and Confessions: Animal Hoarding (x2)

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! has Sweet Home Alabama and is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Anne Hathaway)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2) and State of Georgia (x2)

*Bravo is NEW with the 1st season finale of Rocco's Dinner Party (Liza Minnelli)

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. and Legend Quest

*BET has Ray

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Diamondbacks/Phillies

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Royals

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Padres

*NatGeoWild is NEW with the series premiere of Animals Say the Wildest Things (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with Pint-Sized Preachers

*Science is NEW with Wonders of the Universe

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*Military is NEW with Secrets of SEAL Team 6

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and the series premiere of The Hour

*BIO is NEW with Inside Story: Dances with Wolves

*Lifetime Movies has Gothika and Solstice

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech and Desperate Landscapes

*VH1CL has Porky's

*CMT is NEW with To the Mat (movie) and the series premiere of CMT Made

*GAC is NEW with Top 50 Videos of the '90s (Pt. 3 of 5)

*Fuse is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers (Special Edition)

*Encore has 2 Fast 2 Furious, Don't Be a Menace to South Central and Boyz N the Hood

*Reelz has Analyze That and Demolition Man

*Logo has P.U.N.K.S.

*IFC has Apocalypto

*Sundance has The Pleasure of Being Robbed, Victim and Dorm

*Indie has Rabbit-Proof Fence, Thunderheart and Havana

*Retro has To Kill a Mockingbird and Vision Quest

*TCM has The Maltese Falcon and Sahara

*Flix has Miami Rhapsody, Serving Sara and CQ

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Dallas, TX) and Truck Stop, Missouri

*HBO has Too Big to Fail and The Town

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Legion and The Tourist

*Late Nite Highlites: Bono and the Edge on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); David Beckham on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Jason Sudeikis and Adam Levine on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Ryan Gosling and Andy Cohen on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Joel McHale and Joe Mantegna on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (NEW); Paul Rudd and Jessica Chastain on Conan (NEW)

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