QUOTE OF THE DAY: "One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." Samuel Johnson

TODAY IS: NAT'L. TRAIL MIX DAY + EAT OUTSIDE DAY + LOVE LITIGATING LAWYERS DAY + ANNIVERSARY OF PRINCESS DIANA'S DEATH

CELEB FAMOUS/B-DAYS: ALAN JAY LERNER + DEBBIE GIBSON + RICHARD GERE + VAN MORRISON + JAMES COBURN + BUDDY HACKETT + MARIA MONTESSORI

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Buried Treasure, Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family, Primetime on OWN, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2), Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, Sons of Guns, Swamp Brothers (x2), Storage Wars (x2), Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals Reunion, Famous Food, Ton of Cash, Confessions: Animal Hoarding, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland (finale), Melissa & Joey (x2), Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ghost Hunters, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules, The Car Show, Property Brothers, Dark Matters: Twisted But True, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, Law & Order: UK, The Hour, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Jake on the Lake, Hip Hop Shop, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds + Yankees/Red Sox + Marlins/Mets, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play, Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training Camps, The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It and America's Got Talent (Live) and has a repeat of Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with Buried Treasure

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: My (Extra) Ordinary Family

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats of Nova

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Reds

*TLC is NEW with I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (x2) and Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible (Wilmington, DE)

*Discovery is NEW with Sons of Guns and Swamp Brothers (x2)

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT has Murder at 1600

*FX is NEW with Rescue Me

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals Reunion

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food and Ton of Cash and has Billy Madison

*Animal Planet is NEW with Confessions: Animal Hoarding

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Hot in Cleveland

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Nikki Sixx)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2)

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef: Just Desserts

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters

*BET has Baby Boy and Truth Hall

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels, My Ride Rules and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has The Mummy

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*Science is NEW with the series premiere of Dark Matters: Twisted But True

*ID is NEW with Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*BBC is NEW with Law & Order: UK and The Hour

*Lifetime Movies has Beauty Shop and Disappearing Acts

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand and This New House

*Oxygen has Hope Floats and 50 First Dates

*VH1CL has Rock Star

*CMT has My Cousin Vinny

*GAC is NEW with Jake on the Lake (Jake Owen)

*Fuse is NEW with Hip Hop Shop

*Encore has Home Alone, Blue Crush and Knockaround Guys

*Reelz has Hudson Hawk and Alien Nation

*IFC has The Aviator and The Last King of Scotland

*Sundance has Trivial, Three Blind Mice and My Year Without Sex

*Indie has A Family Thing, Existenz and Sling Blade

*Retro has An Affair to Remember and An Unmarried Woman

*TCM has The Scarlet Empress, The Devil is a Woman and Manpower

*FLix has Vanilla Sky and Changing Lanes

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*GMC has A River Runs Through It

*HBO is NEW with Hard Knocks: A Decade of NFL Training Camps

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has You Again and About a Boy

*Late Nite Highlites: Aubrey Plaza on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Leslie Bibb on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Allison Janney and Jay Mohr on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Christina Ricci on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Betty White on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); John Krasinski on Conan (repeat)

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