“Open your eyes – to the beauty around you. Open your mind – to the wonders of life. Open your heart – to those who love you. And always – be true to yourself.”

TODAY IS: NAT'L. PINA COLADA DAY + TEDDY BEAR PICNIC DAY + DON'T STEP ON A BEE DAY + CLERIHEW DAY (a whimsical 4 line biographical poem)! AND TODAY BEGINS: SPORTS CLICHE WEEK + NAT'L. FARRIERS WEEK!

CELEB B-DAYS: JESSICA SIMPSON + ARLO GUTHRIE + RON GLASS + ARTHUR ASHE + RONNIE JAMES DIO + FRED GWYNNE + JAKE LAMOTTA + SOFIA VERGARA

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
60 Minutes, Big Brother 13, Dateline NBC, Marriage Ref, Special Edition of Primetime w/Diane Sawyer, Masterpiece Mystery!, True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm (premiere), Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World, Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals, Hollywood 411, Caught on Camera, Hoarding: Buried Alive (premiere), Sex Lies & Power, Food Network Star, Tough Cookies (premiere), Secrets of SEAL Team 6, Jerseylicious, The Glades, Drop Dead Diva, The Protector, In Plain Sight, Leverage, Falling Skies, Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up, So Random!, Mob Wives: Reunion, Celebrity Rehab w/Dr. Drew, Famous Food (premiere), Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures, Ice Road Truckers, Swamp Wars, Finding Bigfoot, Keeping Up w/the Kardashians, Ice Loves Coco, Real Housewives of NJ, Watch What Happens: Live, Sunday Best (x2-premiere), Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1, Holmes Inspection, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., The Indestructibles (x2-premiere), On the Case w/Paula Zahn, Bridezillas, Amsale Girls, Unique Eats, Unique Sweets, The Glee Project, Police P.O.V., Sand Masters, The Real L Word

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Mets/Giants, Champions Tour Golf: First Tee Open @ Pebble Beach, NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain, My Classic Car, On! With John Salley

*CBS is NEW with 60 Minutes and Big Brother 13 and has repeats of Undercover Boss and CSI: Miami

*NBC is NEW with Dateline NBC, has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with Marriage Ref (Kathy Griffin, Ellen Pompeo + Brian Regan)

*FOX has repeats of American Dad!, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Cleveland Show and Family Guy

*ABC has a repeat of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and is NEW with Special Edition of Primetime with Diane Sawyer (Jaycee Dugard)

*WWOR has repeats of The Closer, Bones and The Unit

*CW has repeats of Friends, Seinfeld and Two & a Half Men

*PBS is NEW with Masterpiece Mystery! (Miss Marple: The Pale Horse)

*HBO is NEW with True Blood and the 8th season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm

*OWN is NEW with Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World and Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals

*ION has The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

*TVGN is NEW with Hollywood 411 and has The Other End of the Line

*MSNBC is NEW with Caught on Camera

*TLC is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of Hoarding: Buried Alive and Sex, Lies, and Power (Weiner, Schwarzenegger, etc.)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Food Network Star and the series premiere of Tough Cookies

*Discovery is NEW with Secrets of SEAL Team 6

*Style is NEW with Jerseylicious

*A&E is NEW with The Glades

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Drop Dead Diva and The Protector

*USA is NEW with In Plain Sight

*TNT is NEW with Leverage and Falling Skies

*FX has Mr. & Mrs. Smith

*Disney is NEW with Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up and So Random!

*Golf is NEW with Champions Tour Golf: First Tee Open @ Pebble Beach

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 is NEW with Mob Wives: Reunion, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and the series premiere of Famous Food

*TBS has Why Did I Get Married?

*NIK is NEW with Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventure

*History is NEW with Ice Road Truckers

*Animal Planet is NEW with Swamp Wars and Finding Bigfoot

*E! is NEW with Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Ice Loves Coco

*ABCFam has Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New Jersey and Watch What Happens: Live (Kathy & Rich Wakile)

*Syfy has Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and National Treasure: Book of Secrets

*BET is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Sunday Best (x2)

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Giants

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel with Dave Despain and My Classic Car

*HGTV is NEW with Holmes Inspection, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has Batman Begins

*MSG has The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and Serpico

*NatGeo is NEW with the series premiere of The Indestructibles (x2)

*ID is NEW with On the Case with Paula Zahn

*BBC has Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

*WE is NEW with Bridezillas and Amsale Girls

*Lifetime Movies has The Boy She Met Online and Perfect Plan

*Cooking is NEW with Unique Eats and Unique Sweets

*Oxygen is NEW with The Glee Project

*Hallmark has The Wedding Dress

*VH1CL has The Doors and Tommy

*Encore has Did You Hear About the Morgans? and Conspiracy Theory

*Reelz has Once Upon a Time in Mexico, is NEW with Game On! With John Salley and has Silverado

*G4 has Bad Boys

*Logo has Showgirls

*IFC has Derailed and The Boondock Saints

*Sundance has The Closer You Get and Moulin Rouge

*Indie has Cry Freedom, Hounddog and Crooklyn

*Retro has 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010

*TCM has Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and Louisiana Purchase

*Flix has Traveller, The Big Hit and To Live & Die in L.A.

*TVOne has The Temptations and Sparkle

*truTV is NEW with Police P.O.V.

*Travel is NEW with Sand Masters

*GMC has Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force and Left Behind: World at War

*Showtime is NEW with The Real L Word

*Starz has The Other Guys and The Bourne Identity

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