QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work." ~ Mark Twain

TODAY IS: LABOR DAY + NAT'L. CHEESE PIZZA DAY + NAT'L. BE LATE FOR SOMETHING DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: ROSE MCGOWAN + DWEEZIL ZAPPA + MICHAEL KEATON + CATHY GUISEWITE + FREDDIE MERCURY + RAQUEL WELCH + BOB NEWHART + JESSE JAMES (the outlaw) + KRISTIAN ALFONSO + WILLIAM DEVANE

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Children of 9/11, Hell's Kitchen, Bachelor Pad, Kate Plus 8, Crave, American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior, Swamp Loggers, The Glades (season finale), The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Ridiculousness, Death Valley, MTV's Cuff'd, Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life, The T.O. Show, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), Hillbilly Handfishin', Keeping Up w/the Kardashians, Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Lying Game, Real Housewives of BH (season premiere), Most Eligible Dallas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, MAD, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, Interiors Inc. (premiere), Deadly 60 (x2-4?), Flying Anvils 2011, Top Gear (BBC), When Pop Culture Saved America: A 9/11 Story, Turf War, Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular, Lizard Lick Towing, Bear Swamp Recovery, Russell Peters: The Green Card Tour Live from the O2 Area, Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Braves/Phillies + Mets/Marlins, WWE Monday Night Raw, U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has a repeat of America's Got Talent and is NEW with Children of 9/11

*FOX has a repeat of and is NEW with Hell's Kitchen

*ABC is NEW with Bachelor Pad and has a repeat of Castle

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*TVGN has Murder By Numbers and The Client

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Braves/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Kate Plus 8

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Crave (fried chicken)

*Discovery is NEW with American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior and Swamp Loggers

*A&E is NEW with the 2nd season finale of The Glades

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*Disney has College Road Trip

*MTV is NEW with Ridiculousness (Johnny Knoxville), Death Valley and MTV's Cuff'd

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives LA, La La's Full Court Life and The T.O. Show

*History is NEW with American Pickers (Urban Cowboy) and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Animal Planet is NEW with Hillbilly Handfishin'

*E! is NEW with Keeping Up w/the Kardashians and Chelsea Lately (Usher)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and The Lying Game

*Bravo is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Most Eligible Dallas

*Syfy has Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and Wes Craven Presents Dracula III: The Legacy

*BET has Stomp the Yard and Notorious

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake and MAD

*ESPN2 is NEW with U.S. Open Tennis: Early-round play

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l. (x2), HGTV Design Star and the series premiere of Interiors Inc.

*AMC has Bulletproof

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Marlins

*NatGeo is NEW with Deadly 60 (x2-4?)

*Science is NEW with Flying Anvils 2011

*BBC is NEW with Top Gear

*BIO is NEW with When Pop Culture Saved America: A 9/11 Story

*Lifetime Movies has Maternal Obsession and What She Knew

*DIY is NEW with Turf War

*Oxygen is NEW with Bad Girls Club and Hair Battle Spectacular

*MTV2 has Bad Boys

*VH1CL has Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*Encore has Daddy Day Care, Law Abiding Citizen and Point of No Return

*Reelz has Scarface and Hard to Kill

*IFC has Beyond Re-Animator and Layer Cake

*Indie has Immortal Beloved, Winged Migration and Men of Respect

*Retro has The Great Sioux Massacre

*TCM has Wanda, The Plumber and The Breaking Point

*FLix has The Disorderly Orderly, Boeing Boeing and The Patsy

*truTV is NEW with Lizard Lick Towing and Bear Swamp Recovery

*HBO has Avatar

*Showtime is NEW with Russell Peters: The Green Card Tour Live from the O2 Area and Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour

*Starz has The Karate Kid, The Other Guys and The Social Network

*Late Nite Highlites: Emma Stone on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Julie Chen on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Steve Carell on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Norm Macdonald on Conan (repeat)

















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