QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Happiness is not a feeling, it is a choice. To be happy, one must choose to be happy, not respond to a circumstance that now controls your happiness.” Joyce Meyer

TODAY IS: NAT'L. (RUM) PUNCH DAY + APHA GET READY DAY + LAST QUARTER MOON (9:39AM EDT) + GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE U.N. + ROCK OF CHICKAMAUGA ANNIVERSARY (1863)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: MOON BLOODGOOD + GARY COLE + SOPHIA LOREN + ANNE MEARA + DR. JOYCE BROTHERS + UPTON SINCLAIR + FERDINAND "JELLY ROLL" MORTON + DEBBI MORGAN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
NCIS (season premiere), NCIS: Los Angeles (season premiere), Unforgettable (series premiere), Biggest Loser (season premiere), Parenthood, Glee (season premiere), New Girl (series premiere), Raising Hope (season premiere), Dancing w/the Stars: Meet the Cast, Dancing w/the Stars (results), Body of Proof (season premiere), 90210, Ringer, History Detectives, POV, Turning Point (x2), Tosh.0, Workaholics (season premiere), What Not to Wear, Big Hair Alaska (x2), Chopped, Auction Kings, Carfellas (x2), Sons of Anarchy, Teen Mom (season finale), Awkward, Top Shot, Human Planet (x2), Kathy Griffin: Pants Off, Rachel Zoe Project, Born to Dance (season finale), Looney Tunes Show, For Rent, Frontier Force, Dateline on ID, I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks, Downsized, I Hate My Kitchen, I Hate My Bath, Foodography, Legends of the Parks, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees + Nationals/Phillies + Mets/Cardinals, Playing Lessons, Big Break Ireland (season premiere), World Series of Poker (x2), UFC 135 Countdown, Real Sports w/Bryant Gumbel



*CBS is NEW with the 9th season premiere of NCIS, the 3rd season premiere of NCIS: Los Angeles and the series premiere of Unforgettable

*NBC is NEW with the 12th season premiere of Biggest Loser and Parenthood

*FOX is NEW with the 3rd season premiere of Glee, the series premiere of New Girl and the 2nd season premiere of Raising Hope

*ABC is NEW with Dancing with the Stars: Meet the Cast, Dancing with the Stars (Live) and the 2nd season premiere of Body of Proof

*WWOR is NEW with MLBaseball: Rays/Yankees

*CW is NEW with 90210 and Ringer

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives and POV

*OWN is NEW with Turning Point (x2)

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Nationals/Phillies

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Tosh.0 and the 2nd season premiere of Workaholics

*TLC is NEW with What Not to Wear and Big Hair Alaska (x2)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Chopped (Pt. 4 of 5)

*Discovery is NEW with Auction Kings and Carfellas (x2)

*FX is NEW with Sons of Anarchy

*Golf is NEW with Playing Lessons (Matt Ryan) and the 16th season premiere of Big Break Ireland

*MTV is NEW with the season finale of Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*History is NEW with Top Shot

*Animal Planet is NEW with Human Planet (x2)

*Spike is NEW with UFC 135 Countdown

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Anthony Mackie)

*Bravo is NEW with Kathy Griffin: Pants Off and Rachel Zoe Project

*BET is NEW with the 1st season finale of Born to Dance

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*HGTV is NEW with For Rent

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Cardinals

*NatGeo is NEW with Frontier Force

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID and I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks

*WE is NEW with Downsized

*Lifetime Movies has Nora Roberts' Carnal Innocence and Sex & Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal

*DIY is NEW with I Hate My Kitchen and I Hate My Bath

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Greek)

*Encore has Anger Management, Zombieland and Navy SEALs

*Reelz has Primal Fear and Hard to Kill

*IFC has Carrie and Turistas

*Indie has The Velocity of Gary, The Professional and Twin Town

*Retro has Kid Galahad, Jesus Christ Superstar and The Deep

*TCM has Lust for Life and Paths of Glory

*FLix has Born Romantic, Mona Lisa and Harvard Man

*Travel is NEW with Legends of the Parks

*HBO is NEW with Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

*Cinemax has The A-Team and Due Date

*Showtime is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has Blue Crush, The Green Hornet and The Bourne Identity

*Late Nite Highlites: Jonah Hill and Paula Abdul on Late Show w/David Letterman (repeat); Harry Connick Jr on The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Gerard Butler and Whitney Cummings on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Dana Carvey and Demi Lovato on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Simon Cowell on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Simon Baker and Bryce Dallas Howard on Conan (NEW)

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