"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

TODAY IS: NAT'L. RASPBERRIES & CREAM DAY + WORLD FRIENDSHIP DAY + SISTERS DAY + INT'L. FORGIVENESS DAY + AMERICAN FAMILY DAY + ASSISTANCE DOG DAY + NAT'L. LIGHTHOUSE DAY + PARTICULARLY PREPOSTEROUS PACKAGING DAY + PROFESSIONAL SPEAKERS DAY + PURPLE HEART DAY + SEA SERPENT DAY!! AND TODAY BEGINS: NAT'L. FARMERS' MARKET WEEK + ASSISTANCE DOG WEEK + FEEDING PETS OF THE HOMELESS WEEK + KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS FAMILY WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: CHARLIZE THERON + DAVID DUCHOVNY + "THE AMAZING" JAMES RANDI + CARL "ALFAFA" SWITZER + BILLIE BURKE + MATA HARI + B.J. THOMAS


NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
60 Minutes, Big Brother, Same Name, Dateline NBC, Marriage Ref (x2), Teen Choice 2011 Awards, Ty's Great British Adventure 2011, The Ed Sullivan Comedy Special, True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Season 25:Oprah Behind the Scenes, Ryan & Tatum:The O'Neals, 100 Hollywood Crimes (Pt 1), Curiosity:Did God Create the Universe?, The Creation Question:A Curiosity Conversation, My Strange Addiction (x2), Food Network Challenge, Food Network Star, Iron Chef America, Into the Universe w/Stephen Hawking, Jerseylicious, Big Rich Texas, The Glades, Drop Dead Diva, Against the Wall, In Plain Sight (finale), Falling Skies (x2-finale), So Random!, Good Luck Charlie, Celebrity Rehab w/Dr. Drew, Behind the Music: Adam Lambert, Nick News w/Linda Ellerbee, Ice Road Truckers, Top Gear, Hillbilly Handfishin' (premiere), Tanked, Bar Rescue, Keeping Up w/the Kardashians, Ice Loves Coco, Teen Spirit (movie), Sunday Best, My Classic Car, Car Crazy, Holmes Inspection, House Hunters Int'l., Breaking Bad, The Indestructibles (x2), Bridezillas, Family Renovation, The Glee Project, American Ninja Warrior (x2), Bait Car (x2), Vegas Strip, Jim Jefferies:Alcoholocaust:Live from London

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox, NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain


*CBS is NEW with 60 Minutes, Big Brother and Same Name (Mike Tyson) and has a repeat of CSI: Miami

*NBC is NEW with Dateline NBC, has a repeat of It's Worth What? and is NEW with Marriage Ref (x2-Cedric the Entertainer, Rachel Dratch & Joel McHale + Judah Friedlander, Ali Wentworth & will.i.am)

*FOX has repeats of American Dad! and Family Guy and is NEW with the 13th annual Teen Choice 2011 Awards

*ABC is NEW with Ty's Great British Adventure 2011 and has repeats of Take the Money & Run and Body of Proof

*WWOR has repeats of The Closer, Bones and The Unit

*CW has repeats of Friends, Seinfeld and Two & a Half Men

*PBS is NEW with The Ed Sullivan Comedy Special

*HBO is NEW with True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage

*OWN is NEW with Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes and Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals

*ION has The Pelican Brief and Exit Wounds

*TVGN is NEW with 100 Hollywood Crimes (Pt. 1 of 4 - #100-#76)

*Comedy Cntrl has Just Friends

*TLC is NEW with Curiosity: Did God Create the Universe?, The Creation Question: A Curiosity Conversation and My Strange Addiction (x2)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Food Network Challenge, Food Network Star and Iron Chef America

*Discovery is NEW with Curiosity: Did God Create the Universe?, The Creation Question: A Curiosity Conversation and Into the Universe w/Stephen Hawking

*Style is NEW with Jerseylicious and Big Rich Texas

*A&E is NEW with The Glades

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Drop Dead Diva and Against the Wall

*USA is NEW with the 4th season finale of In Plain Sight

*TNT has Transformers and is NEW with the 1st season finale of Falling Skies (x2)

*FX has Planet of the Apes

*Disney is NEW with So Random! and Good Luck Charlie

*MTV has repeats

*VH1 is NEW with Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and Behind the Music: Adam Lambert

*TBS has 17 Again

*NIK is NEW with Nick News with Linda Ellerbee

*History is NEW with Ice Road Truckers and Top Gear

*Animal Planet is NEW with Curiosity: Did God Create the Universe?, the series premiere of Hillbilly Handfishin' and Tanked

*Spike is NEW with Bar Rescue

*TVLand has Titanic

*E! is NEW with Keeping Up w/the Kardashians and Ice Loves Coco

*ABCFam is NEW with Teen Spirit (movie)

*Syfy has Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Beyond Sherwood Forest

*BET is NEW with Sunday Best

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*Speed is NEW with NASCAR Victory Lane, Wind Tunnel w/Dave Despain, My Classic Car and Car Crazy

*HGTV is NEW with Holmes Inspection and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has Pulp Fiction and is NEW with Breaking Bad

*MSG has The Champ

*NatGeo is NEW with The Indestructibles (x2)

*Science is NEW with Curiosity: Did God Create the Universe? and The Creation Question: A Curiosity Conversation

*BBC has The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

*WE is NEW with Bridezillas

*Lifetime Movies has Family Sins and Mother Knows Best

*DIY is NEW with Family Renovation

*Oxygen is NEW with The Glee Project and has Clueless

*Hallmark has reruns of I Love Lucy

*VH1CL has A Hard Day's Night

*Encore has Young Guns II, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and Jason X

*Reelz has Soldier and Stand By Me

*G4 is NEW with American Ninja Warrior (x2)

*Logo has Hairspray and P.U.N.K.S.

*IFC has Bobby and The Last King of Scotland

*Sundance has Oscar & Lucinda

*Indie has Rabbit-Proof Fence, Sling Blade and Lover

*Retro has The Paper Chase and Blue Collar

*TCM has The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Hobson's Choice

*Flix has Father of the Bride, The Good Mother and AntiTrust

*TVOne has Eve's Bayou and Lady Sings the Blues

*truTV is NEW with Bait Car (x2) and Vegas Strip

*Showtime is NEW with Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust: Live from London

*Starz has How Do You Know, Death at a Funeral and Step Up 3

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"We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets." Marilyn Monroe

TODAY IS: NAT'L. ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY + NAT'L. MUSTARD DAY (Oops!! It wasn't yesterday!) + FIRST QUARTER MOON + HIROSHIMA DAY + NAT'L. FRESH BREATH (HALITOSIS) DAY + WIGGLE YOUR TOES DAY

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: LUCILLE BALL + GINGER SPICE + M. NIGHT SHAYAMALAN + ANDY WARHOL + ROBERT MITCHUM + SOLEIL MOON FRYE + ADRIANNE CURRY + LOUISE SOREL + ALFRED LORD TENNYSON

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
48 Hours Mystery, Who Is Simon Miller? (movie), Malt Shop Memories: The Concert, Lockup: Boston---Extended Stay, Michael Ian Black: Very Famous, Good Eats, When Fish Attack 2, Style Exposed, Suze Orman Show, The Troop, Dogs 101, Pit Boss, My Favorite Place, Candice Tells All, Curb Appeal: The Block, Secrets from a Stylist, Color Splash, Home By Novogratz, The Invaders, Outcasts, Graham Norton Show, Friday Night Dinner, Staten Island Cakes, Cupcake Girls (x2), Renovation Realities, From Spain w/Love

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Braves/Mets, MLSoccer: Salt Lake/NY, MLLacrosse: Boston/Hamilton, Bull Riding: PBR in Billings MT, UFC 133 Prelims: From Philadelphia, Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction: From Canton OH, NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series in Newton IA, Women's Tennis: Mercury Insurance Open


*CBS has repeats of CSI: Miami and Hawaii Five-0 and is NEW with 48 Hours Mystery

*NBC is NEW with Who Is Simon Miller? (movie) and has repeats of Law & Order: SVU and Saturday Night Live (Ed Helms and Paul Simon)

*FOX has repeats of Cops, Family Guy, Cleveland Show and Fringe

*ABC has Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire

*TCN is NEW with MLLacrosse: Boston/Hamilton

*WWOR has repeats of House and Bones

*CW has repeats of Family Guy, Scrubs and According to Jim

*PBS is NEW with Malt Shop Memories: The Concert

*HBO has Predators and Robin Hood

*ION has The Pelican Brief and 3000 Miles to Graceland

*TVGN has A Smile Like Yours

*MSNBC is NEW with Lockup: Boston---Extended Stay

*Comedy Cntrl has Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and is NEW with Michael Ian Black: Very Famous

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Good Eats (smoked pork)

*Discovery is NEW with When Fish Attack 2

*Style is NEW with Style Exposed (shoplifting)

*Versus is NEW with Bull Riding: PBR in Billings MT

*CNBC is NEW with Suze Orman Show

*Lifetime TV has Seventeen & Missing, Accused at 17 and Dead at 17

*TNT has War of the Worlds

*FX has Planet of the Apes

*MTV has House of Wax

*VH1 has You Got Served

*TBS has 17 Again and Drillbit Taylor

*NIK is NEW with The Troop

*Animal Planet is NEW with Dogs 101 and Pit Boss

*Spike is NEW with UFC 133 Prelims: From Philadelphia and has Die Hard

*E! has Sweet Home Alabama

*ABCFam has The Princess Diaries and Step Up 2: The Streets

*Bravo has 50 First Dates

*Syfy has Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes and House of Bones

*BET has Why Did I Get Married? and Brothers

*Cartoon Ntwrk has Shrek

*ESPN is NEW with Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction: From Canton OH

*ESPN2 is NEW with NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series in Newton IA and Women's Tennis: Mercury Insurance Open

*HGTV is NEW with My Favorite Place, Candice Tells All, Curb Appeal: The Block, Secrets from a Stylist, Color Splash and Home By Novogratz

*AMC has Goodfellas

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Braves/Mets

*MSG is NEW with MLSoccer: Salt Lake/NY and has The Champ

*NatGeoWild is NEW with The Invaders

*BBC is NEW with Outcasts, Graham Norton Show and Friday Night Dinner

*WE is NEW with Staten Island Cakes and Cupcake Girls (x2) and has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Ann Rule's Too Late to Say Goodbye and A Date w/Darkness: The Trial & Capture of Andrew Luster

*DIY is NEW with Renovation Realities

*Cooking is NEW with From Spain with Love

*Oxygen has Message in a Bottle and The Notebook

*Hallmark has reruns of I Love Lucy

*MTV2 has Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

*VH1CL has Real Genius

*CMT has Fried Green Tomatoes and Son-in-Law

*Encore has The Bourne Identity, 2 Fast 2 Furious and Porky's 2: The Next Day

*Reelz has Demolition Man and Soldier

*IFC has Zodiac

*Sundance has The Lucky Ones and A Little Trip to Heaven

*Indie has Existenz, Monsoon Wedding and Full Frontal

*Retro has Close Encounters of the Third Kind and The Philadelphia Experiment

*TCM has Stage Door, The Big Street and Easy to Wed

*Flix has The Four Feathers and The Scarlet Letter

*TVOne has Gun and Get Rich or Die Tryin'

*GMC has Deacons for Defense and Freedom Song

*Showtime has The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Jackass: The Movie and Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin' with the Godmother

*Starz has The Other Guys, How Do You Know and Law Abiding Citizen

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"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." Lao-Tzu

TODAY IS: NAT'L. OYSTER DAY + INT'L. BEER DAY + NAT'L. MUSTARD DAY + BRAHAM PIE DAY (Minnesota) + NAT'L. UNDERWEAR DAY + WORK LIKE A DOG DAY

 CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: PATRICK EWING + MAUREEN MCCORMICK + LONI ANDERSON + NEIL ARMSTRONG + JOHN HUSTON + TAWNY KITAEN + KAJOL + HALLMARK CHANNEL (10th)

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Flashpoint, Friends w/Benefits (x2-premiere), Dateline NBC, 20/20, Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal, Need to Know, Real Time w/Bill Maher, Best of the Gayle King Show, Extraordinary Acts of Courage (x2-premiere), Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (x2), Four Weddings (?), Heat Seekers, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Phineas & Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension, Whale Wars, The Soup, Fashion Police, Platinum Hit (finale), Haven, ThunderCats, Monster Fish, How Do They Do It?, Deadly Women, Top 20 Country Countdown, Iron Man, Wolverine, Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings, Whisker Wars (premiere), Pauly Shore's Vegas is My Oyster, Torchwood: Miracle Day

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox + Braves/Mets + Phillies/Giants, PGA Golf Tour: Reno-Tahoe Open, WWE SmackDown, of the Quarterback: The Total Quarterback Rating, Baseball Tonight, Tennis: Legg Mason Classic, Boxing: Coleman-Paris (light welterweights)

*CBS is NEW with Flashpoint and has repeats of CSI: NY and Blue Bloods

*NBC is NEW with the series premiere of Friends with Benefits (x2) and Dateline NBC

*FOX has repeats of Bones and House

*ABC has repeats of Shark Tank and Primetime: What Would You Do? and is NEW with 20/20

*WWOR has repeats of Monk

*CW has repeats of Nikita, Supernatural and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill & Nat'l. Journal and Need to Know

*HBO has Cop Out and is NEW with Real Time with Bill Maher (Anthony Bourdain)

*OWN is NEW with Best of the Gayle King Show (Friends & Family: Oprah's Inner Circle) and the series premiere of Extraordinary Acts of Courage (x2)

*ION has repeats of Without a Trace and Criminal Minds

*TVGN has A Smile Like Yours

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Giants

*TLC is NEW with Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (x2) and Four Weddings (?)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Heat Seekers (Santa Fe) and The Best Thing I Ever Ate (Eggstraordinary)

*Style has St. Elmo's Fire

*TNT has Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Aliens

*FX has Taken and Planet of the Apes

*Disney is NEW with Phineas & Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension

*Golf is NEW with PGA Golf Tour: Reno-Tahoe Open

*MTV has Cloverfield

*VH1 has Rock Star

*TBS has 17 Again and Kindergarten Cop

*Animal Planet is NEW with Whale Wars

*E! is NEW with The Soup and Fashion Police

*ABCFam has School of Rock and Remember the Titans

*Bravo is NEW with the 1st season finale of Platinum Hit and has Meet the Parents

*Syfy is NEW with WWE SmackDown and Haven

*BET has Ray and Idlewild

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with ThunderCats

*ESPN is NEW with Year of the Quarterback: The Total Quarterback Rating and Baseball Tonight

*ESPN2 is NEW with Tennis: Legg Mason Classic and Boxing: Coleman-Paris (light welterweights)

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/Red Sox

*AMC has Donnie Brasco

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Braves/Mets

*NatGeo is NEW with Monster Fish

*Science is NEW with How Do They Do It?

*ID is NEW with Deadly Women

*BBC has Batman Forever

*WE has reruns of Frasier

*Lifetime Movies has Pick-A-Flicks

*Oxygen has A Lot Like Love and Ever After

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*CMT has Steel Magnolias

*GAC is NEW with Top 20 Country Countdown (Luke Bryan)

*Encore has The Hot Chick, The American President and 2012

*Reelz has Mercenary for Justice and Today You Die

*G4 has Commando and is NEW with Iron Man and Wolverine

*IFC has The Descent, is NEW with Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings and the series premiere of Whisker Wars and has Ginger Snaps

*Sundance has Wild at Heart

*Indie has Mississippi Masala, The End of Violence and Mallrats

*Retro has Double Indemnity and The China Syndrome

*TCM has The Postman Always Rings Twice and The Breaking Point

*Flix has Vanilla Sky and The Others

*TVOne has 48 Hrs. and Another 48 Hrs.

*GMC has Little Big League

*Showtime has Inglourious Basterds, is NEW with Pauly Shore's Vegas is My Oyster and has Next Day Air

*Starz has The Tourist and is NEW with Torchwood: Miracle Day

*Late Nite Highlites: Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Craig performs at the Moulin Rouge on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Dennis Miller and Dennis Rodman on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Triple H on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat)

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"On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time." George Orwell

TODAY IS: NAT'L. CHOCOLATE CHIP DAY + NAT'L. CHAMPAGNE DAY + U.S. COAST GUARD DAY (1790)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: JEFF GORDON + ROGER CLEMENS + BARACK OBAMA + BILLY BOB THORNTON + LOUIS ARMSTRONG + ELIZABETH, THE QUEEN MOTHER + PERCY SHELLEY + RICHARD BELZER + DANIEL DAE KIM + CRYSTAL CHAPPELL

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance, Wipeout, Expedition Impossible, Rookie Blue, Best of the Gayle King Show: Men That Rock, Futurama, Ugly Americans, LA Ink, Extreme Chef, Shark City, When Fish Attack 3, CNBC Titans: Jack Daniel's, Project Runway, Burn Notice, Suits, Wilfred, Louie, Jersey Shore (premiere), Ancient Aliens, American Trucker, Selling New York, House Hunters, Wicked Attraction, Detroit in Overdrive (x3-premiere), Sweet Home Alabama, Texas Women, Ultimate Merger (premiere), truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., Green Room w/Paul Provenza

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox + Phillies/Giants, PGA Tour Golf: Reno-Tahoe Open, Impact Wrestling, MLB All-Star Road Trip Adventure


*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory and Rules of Engagement, is NEW with Big Brother (Live) and has a repeat of The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock and Law & Order: SVU

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live) and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, Expedition Impossible and Rookie Blue

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Plain Jane and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Best of the Gayle King Show: Men That Rock (Josh Groban, Bret Michaels, Barry Manilow, John Legend & David Foster) and has When Harry Met Sally...

*ION has repeats of Criminal Minds

*TVGN has Dolores Claiborne

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Futurama and Ugly Americans

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Giants

*TLC is NEW with LA Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Extreme Chef (Survive the Farm)

*Discovery is NEW with Shark City and When Fish Attack 3

*CNBC is NEW with CNBC Titans: Jack Daniel's

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Project Runway

*USA is NEW with Burn Notice and Suits

*FX is NEW with Wilfred and Louie

*Disney has The Game Plan

*Golf is NEW with PGA Tour Golf: Reno-Tahoe Open

*MTV is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Jersey Shore

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has The Whole Nine Yards

*History is NEW with Ancient Aliens

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling and has Damage

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Mary McCormack)

*ABCFam has The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday

*Syfy has The Core and Descent

*BET has B.A.P.S. and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with MLB All-Star Road Trip Adventure

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox

*Speed is NEW with American Trucker

*HGTV is NEW with Selling New York and House Hunters

*AMC has Scarface

*ID is NEW with Wicked Attraction

*Planet Green is NEW with the series premiere of Detroit in Overdrive (x3)

*BBC has Batman and Batman Forever

*Lifetime Movies has Perfect Murder, Perfect Town

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has Rock Star

*CMT is NEW with Sweet Home Alabama and Texas Women

*Fuse has The Five Heartbeats

*Encore has Brooklyn's Finest and All About the Benjamins

*Reelz has In the Line of Fire and Mercenary for Justice

*IFC has Zodiac

*Sundance has Dinner Rush, In a Day and Tenderness

*Indie has A Family Thing, Dogfight and The Lodger

*Retro has Airport and Airport 1975

*TCM has A Tale of Two Cities and Random Harvest

*Flix has Burden of Dreams and Beautiful Dreamer: Brian Wilson & the Story of Smile

*TVOne is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Ultimate Merger

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest...

*Showtime is NEW with Green Room w/Paul Provenza (Lewis Black, Ron White, Kathleen Madigan & Jamie Kilstein)

*Starz has Eat Pray Love, Old Dogs and Grown Ups

*Late Nite Highlites: Colin Farrell on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Craig tours the Palace of Versailles on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Roseanne Bar and Jason Momoa on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Ryan Reynolds and Viola Davis on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jeremy Piven and Denise Richards on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Jason Bateman and Noah Ringer on Conan (NEW); Hank Azaria and Nicole Scherzinger on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."

TODAY IS: NAT'L. WATERMELON DAY + GRAB SOME NUTS DAY ;) + MAINE LOBSTER FESTIVAL (3rd-7th) + COLUMBUS SET SAIL (1942)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: EVANGELINE LILLY + MARTIN SHEEN + MARTHA STEWART + JAMES HETFIELD + TOM BRADY + JAY NORTH + TONY BENNETT

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:Big Brother, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Love in the Wild, So You Think You Can Dance, Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, Best of the Gayle King Show, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Toddlers & Tiaras, Restaurant: Impossible, How Sharks Hunt, One Man Army, Clean House, Storage Wars (x2), Roseanne's Nuts, Dance Moms, Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness, Franklin & Bash (finale), Rescue Me, The Challenge: Rivals, Famous Food, Deadliest Warrior, Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Melissa & Joey (x2), State of Georgia (x2), Rocco's Dinner Party, Ghost Hunters Int'l., Legend Quest, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Dumbest Stuff on Wheels (x2), My Ride Rules (x2), The Car Show, Property Brothers, Shark Invasion, Locked Up Abroad, Wonders of the Universe, Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman, Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, I Married a Mobster, 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech, Desperate Landscapes, Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers, Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Man v. Food Nation, Truck Stop Missouri (x2-premiere), The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

NEW SPORTS STUFF:MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox + Marlins/Mets, MLSoccer: Chicago/Philadelphia + Portland/Los Angeles, Soccer: Barcelona/Chivas, Senior PGA Championship Highlights: From 2011, Road to the PGA Championship


*CBS is NEW with Big Brother and has repeats of Criminal Minds and CSI

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent (Live) and Love in the Wild

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live)

*ABC has repeats of The Middle, Modern Family and Happy Endings and is NEW with Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has repeats

*OWN is NEW with Best of the Gayle King Show

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Jon Benjamin Has a Van

*CSN is NEW with MLSoccer: Chicago/Philadelphia

*TLC is NEW with Toddlers & Tiaras

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Restaurant: Impossible

*Discovery is NEW with How Sharks Hunt and One Man Army

*Style is NEW with Clean House

*A&E is NEW with Storage Wars (x2)

*Versus has Any Given Sunday

*Lifetime TV is NEW with Roseanne's Nuts and Dance Moms

*USA is NEW with Royal Pains and Necessary Roughness

*TNT is NEW with the 1st season finale of Franklin & Bash

*FX has Wanted and is NEW with Rescue Me

*Disney has The Suite Life Movie

*Golf is NEW with Senior PGA Championship Highlights: From 2011 and Road to the PGA Championship

*MTV is NEW with The Challenge: Rivals

*VH1 is NEW with Famous Food

*Spike is NEW with Deadliest Warrior

*TVLand is NEW with Hot in Cleveland and Happily Divorced

*E! has Because I Said So and is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Lisa Kudrow)

*ABCFam is NEW with Melissa & Joey (x2) and State of Georgia (x2)

*Bravo is NEW with Rocco's Dinner Party

*Syfy is NEW with Ghost Hunters Int'l. and Legend Quest

*BET has Love & Basketball and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox

*ESPN2 is NEW with Soccer: Barcelona/Chivas and MLSoccer: Portland/Los Angeles

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox

*Speed is NEW with Dumbest Stuff on Wheels (x2), My Ride Rules (x2) and The Car Show

*HGTV is NEW with Property Brothers

*AMC has The Untouchables and Carlito's Way

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Shark Invasion

*NatGeo is NEW with Locked Up Abroad (Thailand)

*Science is NEW with Wonders of the Universe and Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and I Married a Mobster

*WE has Under the Tuscan Sun

*Lifetime Movies has Sister Act and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

*DIY is NEW with 10 Grand in Your Hand, This New House, Hollywood Hi-Tech and Desperate Landscapes

*Oxygen has Hope Floats and Mrs. Doubtfire

*VH1CL has Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*Fuse has Never Die Alone and is NEW with Cee Lo Green: Talking to Strangers (Kelly Rowland, Part 2)

*Encore has The Fast & the Furious, The Bourne Identity and The Professional

*Reelz has City Slickers and In the Line of Fire

*IFC has Monty Python's Life of Brian and Monty Python & the Holy Grail

*Sundance has Mermaid, White Night Wedding and Jar City

*Indie has Class Action, The Devil's Backbone and Session 9

*Retro has The Towering Inferno and Blue Velvet

*TCM has The Old Maid and Jezebel

*Flix has AntiTrust, No Good Deed and The Untold

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo and South Beach Tow

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Milwaukee) and the series premiere of Truck Stop, Missouri

*Showtime is NEW with The Franchise: A Season w/the San Francisco Giants

*Starz has Step Up 3 and District 9

*Late Nite Highlites: Emma Stone on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Jean-Michel Cousteau on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Jeremy Piven and Kelly Osbourne on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Jason Bateman, Freida Pinto, and Tony Bennett on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); James Franco on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Olivia Wilde on Conan (NEW); Adrian Grenier on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

(http://www.tvguide.com/)

"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine." Ralph Waldo Emerson

TODAY IS: NAT'L. ICE CREAM SANDWICH DAY + NAT'L. NIGHT OUT (America's Night Out Against Crime) + FIRST INCOME TAX ENACTED (1861) + FIRST LINCOLN PENNY ISSUED (1909)

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: SAM WORTHINGTON + VICTORIA JACKSON + PETER O'TOOLE + CARROLL O'CONNOR + MYRNA LOY + WES CRAVEN + MARY-LOUISE PARKER + JAMES BALDWIN

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
It's Worth What?, America's Got Talent, Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, Wipeout, Take the Money & Run (premiere), Combat Hospital, Live From Lincoln Center: Mostly Mozart Festival Opening Night, POV, Primetime on OWN, Nail Files (x2-finale), 19 Kids & Counting (x2), Little Couple, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Storm Riders, Killer Sharks, Billy the Exterminator (x2-premiere), Picker Sisters (x-premiere), White Collar, Covert Affairs, Memphis Beat, HawthoRNe, Teen Mom, Awkward, Auction Hunters, Repo Games (x2), Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Flipping Out, Born to Dance (premiere), My First Place, World's Deadliest Sharks, Hard Time, Big Bigger Biggest, True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up, Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape (finale), Aftermath w/William Shatner, Rescue Renovation, Hot List: Kitchens, I Hate My Kitchen, Foodography, United Tastes of America, G4's Proving Ground, Ludo Bites America, Hardcore Pawn, Storage Hunters, Web Therapy

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Phillies/Rockies + Yankees/White Sox + Marlins/Mets, Feherty, World Series of Poker (x2), Pass Time


*CBS has repeats of NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles and 48 Hours Mystery

*NBC is NEW with It's Worth What? and America's Got Talent (Live)

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, the series premiere of Take the Money & Run and Combat Hospital

*WWOR has repeats of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? and Don't Forget the Lyrics!

*CW has repeats of 90210, Shedding For the Wedding and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Live From Lincoln Center: Mostly Mozart Festival Opening Night and POV

*HBO has The Town

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*TVGN has Intolerable Cruelty and is NEW with Nail Files (x2-finale)

*CSN is NEW with MLBaseball: Phillies/Rockies

*TLC is NEW with 19 Kids & Counting (x2) and Little Couple

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars and Chopped

*TWC is NEW with Storm Riders (Oklahoma Tornado Outbreak)

*Discovery is NEW with Killer Sharks

*A&E is NEW with the 4th season premiere of Billy the Exterminator (x2)

*Versus has Point Break

*Lifetime TV is NEW with the series premiere of Picker Sisters (x2)

*USA is NEW with White Collar and Covert Affairs

*TNT is NEW with Memphis Beat and HawthoRNe

*FX has Planet of the Apes (2001)

*Disney has Sky High

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Ian Poulter)

*MTV is NEW with Teen Mom and Awkward

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has repeats of The Office

*Spike is NEW with Auction Hunters and Repo Games (x2)

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Flipping Out

*Syfy has Category 6: Day of Destruction and NYC: Tornado Terror

*BET has Stomp the Yard and is NEW with the series premiere of Born to Dance and The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with World Series of Poker (x2)

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox

*Speed is NEW with Pass Time

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place

*AMC has The Godfather, Part II

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with World's Deadliest Sharks

*NatGeo is NEW with Hard Time

*Science is NEW with Big, Bigger, Biggest

*ID is NEW with True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up

*BBC is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape (Thailand)

*BIO is NEW with Aftermath with William Shatner (The Mayflower Madam: Sydney Barrows)

*Lifetime Movies has Another Man's Wife and Trust

*DIY is NEW with Rescue Renovation, Hot List: Kitchens and I Hate My Kitchen

*Cooking is NEW with Foodography (Chinese) and United Tastes of America (cocktails)

*Oxygen has 50 First Dates

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*VH1CL has The Jacksons: An American Dream

*Fuse has Airheads

*Encore has Moby D!ck, Blade II and Don't Be a Menace to South Central

*Reelz has Analyze That and City Slickers

*G4 is NEW with G4's Proving Ground

*IFC has Apocalypto

*Sundance is NEW with Ludo Bites America (Mobile, AL)

*Indie has I'm with Lucy, Full Frontal and The Opposite of Sex

*Retro has The Verdict and The Beguiled

*TCM has The Great Dictator and Reap the Wild Wind

*Flix has The Craft, Children of the Corn: Revelation and Changing Lanes

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn and Storage Hunters

*Showtime has Wild Target and is NEW with Web Therapy

*Starz has About a Boy, The Tourist and Anger Management

*Late Nite Highlites: Ricky Gervais and Cat Deeley on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Kristen Bell and Eddie Izzard on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Katie Holmes on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Danny McBride and Dianna Agron on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Hank Azaria and Jim Sturgess on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Shaquille O'Neal and Olivia Wilde on Conan (NEW); Lavell Crawford on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."

TODAY IS: NAT'L RASPBERRY CREAM PIE DAY + NAT'L. GIRLFRIENDS DAY + MTV DEBUTED (1981) + RESPECT FOR PARENTS DAY + LUGHNASADH (Celtic Harvest Festival) + NAT'L. MINORITY AWARENESS DONOR DAY + AIR FORCE DAY (1947)! AND TODAY BEGINS: NAT'L. CLOWN WEEK + NAT'L. SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE WEEK + EXHIBITOR APPRECIATION WEEK + PSYCHIC WEEK + SINGLE WORKING WOMEN'S WEEK!

CELEB/FAMOUS B-DAYS: TEMPESTT BLEDSOE + ADAM DURITZ + COOLIO + JERRY GARCIA + YVES SAINT LAURENT + DOM DELUISE + HERMAN MELVILLE + FRANCIS SCOTT KEY + ROBERT CRAY + ASHLEY ANGEL

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, The Bachelorette (finale), The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose, Cake Boss, Surprise Homecoming, Tough Cookies, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Storm Riders, Rogue Sharks, Summer of the Shark, Giuliana & Bill, Hoarders, Intervention, How I Made My Millions, The Protector, The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, Winx Club, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), 1000 Ways to Die, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth, Real Housewives of NYC Reunion: Part 2, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, Regular Show, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star, High Low Project (premiere), Deadly 60 (x2), Prison Women, Lockdown, Behind Mansion Walls, James May Drinks to Britain, Bad Girls Club (premiere), The A-List: New York, UnSung, All Worked Up, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Weeds, The Big C

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
Phillies Pre-Game Live, MLBaseball: Phillies/Rockies + Indians/Red Sox + Yankees/White Sox + Marlins/Mets, WWE Monday Night Raw, Nat'l. Heads-Up Poker Championship, Champions Tour Learning Center, UFC 133 Countdown


*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Mike & Molly, Two & a Half Men and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has repeats of America's Got Talent, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Harry's Law

*FOX is NEW with Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with the 7th season finale of The Bachelorette and The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

*CW has repeats of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has Inception

*TVGN has Dolores Claiborne

*CSN is NEW with Phillies Pre-Game Live and MLBaseball: Phillies/Rockies

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Surprise Homecoming

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Tough Cookies and The Best Thing I Ever Ate (Eggstraordinary)

*TWC is NEW with Storm Riders (Iowa)

*Discovery is NEW with Rogue Sharks and Summer of the Shark

*Style is NEW with Giuliana & Bill

*A&E is NEW with Hoarders and Intervention

*Versus has Brian's Song and is NEW with Nat'l. Heads-Up Poker Championship

*CNBC is NEW with How I Made My Millions

*Lifetime TV has The Craigslist Killer and is NEW with The Protector

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*TNT is NEW with The Closer and Rizzoli & Isles

*FX has The Day the Earth Stood Still

*Disney has Bolt

*Golf is NEW with Champions Tour Learning Center

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*NIK is NEW with Winx Club

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with 1000 Ways to Die and UFC 133 Countdown

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and Switched at Birth

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion, Part 2

*Syfy is NEW with Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas

*BET has Exit Wounds and Paid in Full

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Adventure Time w/Finn & Jake, Regular Show and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Indians/Red Sox

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Yankees/White Sox

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., HGTV Design Star and the series premiere of High Low Project

*AMC has The Godfather

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Marlins/Mets

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Deadly 60 (x2)

*NatGeo is NEW with Prison Women and Lockdown (Mexico)

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*BBC is NEW with James May Drinks to Britain (Ireland)

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Widow on the Hill and The Obsession

*Oxygen is NEW with the 7th season opener of Bad Girls Club

*Hallmark has reruns of Frasier

*CMT has My Cousin Vinny

*Encore has Moby Dick (Pt 1), Young Guns and Big Trouble in Little China

*Reelz has Above the Law and Analyze That

*Logo is NEW with The A-List: New York

*IFC has Basic Instinct and Requiem for a Dream

*Indie has Havana and Sling Blade

*Retro has Man in the Wilderness

*TCM has The Wild One and A Streetcar Named Desire

*Flix has The Night We Never Met, Mostly Martha and Miami Rhapsody

*TVOne is NEW with UnSung (The Sylvers)

*truTV is NEW with All Worked Up

*Travel is NEW with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Spain)

*GMC has A River Runs Through It

*Showtime has High Heels & Lowlifes and is NEW with Weeds and The Big C

*Starz has The Princess & the Frog, Eat Pray Love and Easy A

*Late Nite Highlites: James Franco and Dianna Agron on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Craig tours the Eiffel Tower on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Ryan Reynolds and Sheryl Crow on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Cory Monteith and Lou Dobbs on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jon Favreau on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Harrison Ford and Marisa Miller on Conan (NEW); Jon Favreau and Aaron Paul on Lopez Tonight (NEW)


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