"The talent for being happy is appreciating & liking what you have, instead of what you don't have." Woody Allen

HAPPY NAT'L. ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM DAY + NAT'L. BUBBA DAY (honors anyone named/called "Bubba") + LEAVE THE OFFICE EARLY DAY + YELL "FUDGE" @ THE COBRAS IN NO. AMERICA DAY (apparently fudge makes cobras gag?) + I LOVE MY DENTIST DAY + ASCENSION DAY (Christian) + RADIO PATENTED (1896)!! =)

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Love Bites (premiere), So You Think You Can Dance, Police Women of Broward County, NY Ink, 24 Hour Restaurant Battle, From the Edge w/Peter Lik, Swords: Life on the Line, First 48, First 48: Missing Persons (premiere), Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew, Son of a Gun (x2), Real Housewives of NYC, Watch What Happens: Live, American Trucker, House Hunters, Nat'l. Spelling Bee, Death of a Mars Rover, Known Universe, Break It Down, Dresscue Me, DIY Dominator, Originals w/Emeril, Snapped, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Power Rangers Samurai, truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., It Only Hurts When I Laugh, Scenarios USA Shorts, Pride Comedy Jam

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night, NBA Countdown, NBA Finals-Game 2: Mavericks/Heat, Impact Wrestling, Women's Softball: College World Series Game 3, NCAA Championship Update, Women's Softball: College World Series Game 4

*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, CSI and The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, 30 Rock, The Office and Parks & Recreation and is NEW with the series premiere of Love Bites (Jennifer Love Hewitt)

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC is NEW with Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night, NBA Countdown and NBA Finals-Game 2: Mavericks/Heat

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace, King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Nikita and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has repeats

*TVGN has The River Wild

*TLC is NEW with Police Women of Broward County and the series premiere of NY Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with 24 Hour Restaurant Battle

*TWC is NEW with From the Edge w/Peter Lik (Alaska Melt)

*Discovery is NEW with Swords: Life on the Line

*A&E is NEW with First 48 and the series premiere of First 48: Missing Persons

*FX has X-Men: The Last Stand

*Disney has Another Cinderella Story

*MTV is NEW with Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew and Son of a Gun (x2)

*VH1 has Ferris Bueller's Day Off

*TBS has Rush Hour 3

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling

*E! has Because I Said So and is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Piper Perabo)

*ABCFam has The Karate Kid

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New York City and Watch What Happens: Live (Sandra Bernhard)

*BET has Lean on Me and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*ESPN is NEW with the 84th annual Nat'l. Spelling Bee

*ESPN is NEW with Women's Softball: College World Series Game 3, NCAA Championship Update and Women's Softball: College World Series Game 4

*Speed is NEW with American Trucker

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters

*AMC has The Juror

*NatGeo is NEW with Death of a Mars Rover, Known Universe and Break It Down

*Planet Green is NEW with Dresscue Me

*BBC has Interview w/the Vampire

*Lifetime Movies has The Two Mr. Kissels and If Looks Could Kill: The John Hawkins Story

*DIY is NEW with DIY Dominator

*Cooking is NEW with Originals w/Emeril (Atlanta)

*Oxygen is NEW with Snapped

*NickToons is NEW with Dragon Ball Z Kai and Power Rangers Samurai

*VH1CL has Empire Records

*Encore has Smokey & the Bandit II, Young Guns and Strange Days

*Reelz has Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and Witness

*IFC has The Devil's Rejects and Bug

*Sundance has A Year Ago in Winter and A Life Less Ordinary

*Indie has Sugar Town, Crooklyn and The Guru

*Retro has Return to Horror High, The House on Skull Mountain and Bright Lights, Big City

*TCM has Godzilla King of the Monsters, Challenge of Champions, Rodan and Ghidorah, The Three-Headed Monster

*Flix has Never Cry Wolf, The Company of Wolves and Deuces Wild

*TVOne has Dead Presidents

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest... and It Only Hurts When I Laugh

*Showtime has Children of God, is NEW with Scenarios USA Shorts, has Beyond Gay: The Politics of Pride, is NEW with Pride Comedy Jam and has The Reader

*Starz has Disney's A Christmas Carol, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 and Did You Hear About the Morgans?

*Late Nite Highlites: Will Ferrell on Late Show With David Letterman (repeat); D!ck Van Dyke on Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (NEW); Ed Helms on Tonight Show With Jay Leno (repeat); Rudolph and Nick Offerman on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Jason Sudeikis and Piers Morgan on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Jake Gyllenhaal and Randy Jackson on Conan; Rainn Wilson and Lil Jon on Lopez Tonight

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