TODAY IS: KITCHEN KLUTZES OF AMERICA DAY + SEWING MACHINE DAY + WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY! TODAY BEGINS MEN'S HEALTH WEEK! =)

CELEB B-DAYS: MARY-KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN + JAMIE WALTERS + ALLY SHEEDY + TIM ALLEN + STEVE-O 

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
MasterChef, The Bachelorette, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal, Dr. Laura Berman Show, Cake Boss, Kate Plus 8 (x2), Meat & Potatoes, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, It's Everybody's Business w/Jack & Suzy Welch, Nora Roberts' Carnal Innocence (movie), Vanished w/Beth Holloway, Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), Jail (x4), Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth, Real Housewives of Orange County: Reunion Part 2, Platinum Hit, Sanctuary, Johnny Test, Regular Show, MAD, Problem Solverz, My Yard Goes Disney, House Hunters on Vacation, HGTV'd, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Man v. Monster, What is Reality?, Behind Mansion Walls, Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too (finale), 1 Girl 5 Gays, Penguins of Madagascar, Pair of Kings (premiere), Kickin' It (premiere), I'm in the Band, UnSung, Bait Car, Off Limits, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Indians/Yankees + Mets/Pirates, Stanley Cup Finals-Game 6: Canucks/Bruins, WWE Monday Night Raw, Big Break: Indian Wells, Champions Tour Learning Center

*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC is NEW with Stanley Cup Finals-Game 6: Canucks/Bruins

*FOX is NEW with MasterChef

*ABC is NEW with The Bachelorette and Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond

*CW has repeats of 90210, Gossip Girl and Seinfeld

*PBS has repeats

*HBO has Sex & the City 2

*OWN is NEW with Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal and Dr. Laura Berman Show (Sexual Fantasies)

*TVGN has Fear

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Kate Plus 8 (x2)

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Meat & Potatoes and The Best Thing I Ever Ate

*Versus has Bloodsport

*CNBC is NEW with It's Everybody's Business w/Jack & Suzy Welch (Pepsi)

*Lifetime TV has Nora Roberts' Carnal Innocence (NEW 2011) and is NEW with Vanished with Beth Holloway

*USA is NEW with WWE Monday Night Raw

*FX has 27 Dresses

*Golf is NEW with Big Break: Indian Wells and Champions Tour Learning Center

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with Jail (x4) and has Swordfish

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Jada Pinkett Smith)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and Switched at Birth

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of Orange County: Reunion (Part 2) and Platinum Hit

*Syfy has Devil's Advocate and is NEW with Sanctuary

*BET has Preacher's Kid and Love Don't Cost a Thing

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Johnny Test, Regular Show, MAD and Problem Solverz

*ESPN is NEW with MLBaseball: Indians/Yankees

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Indians/Yankees

*HGTV is NEW with My Yard Goes Disney, House Hunters on Vacation, HGTV'd, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has A Few Good Men

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Pirates

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Man v. Monster

*Science Channel is NEW with What is Reality?

*ID is NEW with Behind Mansion Walls

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has Tell Me No Lies and Night of Terror

*Oxygen is NEW with the 2nd season finale of Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too

*NIK2 is NEW with Penguins of Madagascar

*DisXD is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Pair of Kings, the series opener of Kickin' It and I'm in the Band

*VH1CL has The Temptations

*CMT has Dale

*Encore has The Princess & the Frog, Austin Powers in Goldmember and Die Hard 2

*Reelz has Killing Me Softly and Ruthless People

*G4 has The Road Warrior

*Logo is NEW with 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Cursed

*Sundance has Thumbsucker

*Indie has Twin Town, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and Jude

*Retro has Gunsmoke, The Virginian and The Frisco Kid

*TCM has David Copperfield and Lloyds of London

*Flix has Sister Act and Heartbreakers

*TVOne is NEW with UnSung (The Spinners)

*Centric has Training Day

*truTV is NEW with Bait Car

*Travel is NEW with Off Limits (Arizona)

*GMC has My Date with the President's Daughter

*Showtime is NEW with Nurse Jackie and United States of Tara

*Starz has Armored, Maid in Manhattan and Brooklyn's Finest

*Late Nite Highlites: Michael Mullen on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Kristen Bell on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Adam Levine on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Jada Pinkett Smith and Simon Pegg on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Noah Wyle and Riley Griffiths on Conan (NEW); Adam Carolla on Lopez Tonight (NEW)


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