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TODAY IS: NAT'L. JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUT DAY + WORLD OCEANS DAY (Sustainable Seafood) + 1st QUARTER MOON + SHAVOU'OT/PENTECOST/FEAST OF WEEKS + UPSY DAISY DAY + NAME YOUR POISON DAY!! AND TODAY BEGINS: WORLD MENOPAUSE WEEK! ;)

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent (x2), So You Think You Can Dance, 20/20, OUT in America, Mystery Diagnosis, South Park, Workaholics (finale), Extreme Couponing, Top 5 Tornadoes, Twist of Fate, MythBusters, Deception w/Keith Barry, Clean House, Crime Inc., Franklin & Bash, Men of a Certain Age, Real World: Reunion, The Electric Barbarellas (finale), Tyler Perry's House of Payne, Top Chef Masters, Haunted Collector, Hollywood Treasure (x2), Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy, Income Property, Property Brothers, My Bear Family (x3-premiere), Locked Up Abroad, Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman (premiere), Dateline on ID, Money Hunters, Sweat Equity, 10 Grand in Your Hand, Desperate Landscapes, The World According to Paris, CMT Music Awards, E3 2011 Live (Day 3), Web Soup, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Operation Repo, Man v. Food Nation, Sand Masters

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Dodgers/Phillies + Red Sox/Yankees + Mets/Brewers, Stanley Cup Finals-Game 4: Canucks/Bruins, Women’s Softball: TBA, Yankeeography

*CBS has repeats of Undercover Boss, Criminal Minds and Blue Bloods

*NBC is NEW with Minute to Win It and America's Got Talent (x2)

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance

*ABC has repeats of The Middle and Modern Family and is NEW with 20/20 (reality TV)

*WWOR has repeats of Burn Notice, King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond

*CW has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with OUT in America

*HBO has How to Train Your Dragon

*OWN is NEW with Mystery Diagnosis

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with South Park and the 1st season finale of Workaholics

*CSN has MLBaseball: Dodgers/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Extreme Couponing

*TWC is NEW with Top 5 Tornadoes and Twist of Fate

*Discovery is NEW with MythBusters and Deception w/Keith Barry

*Style is NEW with Clean House

*Versus has Stanley Cup Finals-Game 4: Canucks/Bruins

*CNBC is NEW with Crime Inc.

*TNT is NEW with Franklin & Bash and Men of a Certain Age

*FX has Taken and Blow

*Disney has Thunderbirds

*MTV is NEW with Real World: Reunion and the 1st season finale of The Electric Barbarellas

*VH1 has Three Brothers

*TBS is NEW with Tyler Perry's House of Payne

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Ross Mathews, Jen Kirkman & Rove McManus)

*ABCFam has Fried Green Tomatoes

*Bravo is NEW with Top Chef Masters

*Syfy is NEW with Haunted Collector and Hollywood Treasure (x2)

*BET has Not Easily Broken and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Dude, What Would Happen and Destroy Build Destroy

*ESPN has MLBaseball: Red Sox/Yankees

*ESPN2 has Women's Softball: TBA

*YES has MLBaseball: Red Sox/Yankees and is NEW with Yankeeography (Joe Girardi)

*HGTV is NEW with Income Property and Property Brothers

*AMC has Dirty Harry

*SNY has MLBaseball: Mets/Brewers

*NatGeoWild is NEW with the series premiere of My Bear Family (x3)

*NatGeo is NEW with Locked Up Abroad (Henry Hill)

*Science Channel is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of Through the Wormhole w/Morgan Freeman

*ID is NEW with Dateline on ID

*WE has Under the Tuscan Sun

*Lifetime Movies has He Loves Me and Engaged to Kill

*DIY is NEW with Money Hunters, Sweat Equity, 10 Grand in Your Hand and Desperate Landscapes

*Oxygen has Stick It and is NEW with The World According to Paris

*VH1CL has Spaceballs

*CMT is NEW with CMT Music Awards (hosted by Kid Rock)

*Fuse has Juice

*Encore has Radio, Zombieland and Buffy the Vampire Slayer

*Reelz has Hard to Kill and City By the Sea

*G4 is NEW with E3 2011 Live (Day 3) and Web Soup (E3 Special)

*Logo is NEW with 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Meatballs and Slums of Beverly Hills

*Sundance has My Winnipeg, Girl By the Lake and Shadows in the Palace

*Indie has A Texas Funeral, Everything is Illuminated and Dominick & Eugene

*Retro has The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid, Kid Galahad and The Morning After

*TCM has Dave Brubeck: In His Own Sweet Way, Thelonious Monk: Straight, No Chaser and Eastwood After Hours: Live at Carnegie Hall

*Flix has Sliver, Domestic Disturbance and XX/XY

*TVOne has Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

*truTV is NEW with Operation Repo

*Travel is NEW with Man v. Food Nation (Nashville) and Sand Masters

*GMC has The Soul Collector

*Showtime has Janky Promoters and Youth in Revolt

*Starz has 2012

*Late Nite Highlites: Jon Cryer on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Heather Graham and Chris Gorham on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (?); Glenn Close and Zoe Kravitz on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Jimmy Kimmel Live (?); Steven Ho and Peter Sarsgaard on Conan (NEW); Terry Crews on Lopez Tonight

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