"I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much!" Mother Teresa

TODAY IS: NAT'L. TAPIOCA DAY + INSURANCE AWARENESS DAY + PAUL BUNYAN DAY + NATIONAL COLUMNISTS DAY

CELEB B-DAYS: KELLIE PICKLER + JOHN CUSACK + KATHY BATES + GILDA RADNER + PAT MORITA + MEL BROOKS + ROB DYRDEK

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
America's Got Talent, The Voice, MasterChef, Wipeout, 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, Combat Hospital, History Detectives, Frontline, POV, Primetime on OWN, Nail Files, Tosh.0, I Kid w/Brad Garrett (x2-premiere), 19 Kids & Counting, Little Couple, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Deadliest Catch, After the Catch, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 60 Minutes on CNBC, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Memphis Beat, HawthoRNe, 16 & Pregnant: Life After Labor 4, Only in America w/Larry the Cable Guy, How the States Got Their Shapes, Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Million Dollar Decorators, Toya: A Family Affair, Looney Tunes Show, My First Place, Property Virgins, Life on the Line, 20/20 on ID, I (Almost) Got Away w/It, Missions That Changed the War: The Flying Tigers, Staten Island Cakes, Cupcake Girls (x2), Rescue Renovation, Kitchen Impossible, Indoors Out, Extra Yardage, Eat Street, Hook Line & Dinner, 1 Girl 5 Gays, Love/Lust, Hardcore Pawn, Storage Hunters, Bizarre Foods w/Andrew Zimmern

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Brewers/Yankees + Mets/Tigers, Feherty, Barrett-Jackson Special Edition

*CBS has repeats of NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles and The Good Wife

*NBC is NEW with America's Got Talent and The Voice (Live)

*FOX is NEW with MasterChef and has repeats of Raising Hope

*ABC is NEW with Wipeout, 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show and Combat Hospital

*WWOR has repeats of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? and Don't Forget the Lyrics!

*CW has repeats of One Tree Hill, Hellcats and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with History Detectives, Frontline and POV

*HBO has Inception

*OWN is NEW with Primetime on OWN

*TVGN has Legally Blonde and is NEW with Nail Files

*Comedy Cntrl is NEW with Tosh.0

*TLC is NEW with the series premiere of I Kid with Brad Garrett (x2), 19 Kids & Counting and Little Couple

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Cupcake Wars and Chopped

*Discovery is NEW with Deadliest Catch and After the Catch

*A&E is NEW with Gene Simmons Family Jewels

*Versus has American Flyers

*CNBC is NEW with 60 Minutes on CNBC

*USA is NEW with White Collar and Covert Affairs

*TNT is NEW with Memphis Beat and HawthoRNe

*FX has Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

*Golf is NEW with Feherty (Don Cheadle)

*MTV is NEW with 16 & Pregnant: Life After Labor 4

*VH1 has repeats

*TBS has repeats of The Office

*History is NEW with Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy and How the States Got Their Shapes

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Liv Tyler)

*ABCFam is NEW with Pretty Little Liars and The Nine Lives of Chloe King

*Bravo is NEW with Million Dollar Decorators

*Syfy has The World is Not Enough and Tomorrow Never Dies

*BET is NEW with Toya: A Family Affair and The Mo'Nique Show

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Looney Tunes Show

*YES is NEW with MLBaseball: Brewers/Yankees

*Speed is NEW with Barrett-Jackson Special Edition

*HGTV is NEW with My First Place and Property Virgins

*AMC has Jeremiah Johnson

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Tigers

*Science Channel is NEW with Life on the Line

*ID is NEW with 20/20 on ID and I (Almost) Got Away with It

*Military is NEW with Missions That Changed the War: The Flying Tigers (conclusion)

*WE is NEW with Staten Island Cakes and Cupcake Girls (x2)

*Lifetime Movies has Picture Perfect and Lying to Be Perfect

*DIY is NEW with Rescue Renovation, Kitchen Impossible, Indoors Out and Extra Yardage

*Cooking is NEW with Eat Street and Hook Line & Dinner (New Orleans)

*Oxygen has A Lot Like Love and Just Friends

*VH1CL has A Hard Day's Night and The Song Remains the Same

*CMT has Hidalgo

*Encore has The Bourne Identity and XXX

*Reelz has The Siege and Witness

*Logo has Hairspray and is NEW with 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Hostel Part II

*Sundance has Wild at Heart and is NEW with Love/Lust (The Undead)

*Indie has Italian for Beginners, Mallrats and The Guru

*Retro has Breaker! Breaker!, Star 80 and Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

*TCM has Home Before Dark and Elmer Gantry

*Flix has Ironweed and Billy Bathgate

*truTV is NEW with Hardcore Pawn and Storage Hunters

*Travel is NEW with Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Morocco)

*GMC has Flicka 2

*Showtime has Next Day Air

*Starz has The Stepfather, Armored and Chloe

*Late Nite Highlites: Tom Hanks on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Paris Hilton on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Blake Lively, Blake Shelton, and Scotty McCreery on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (repeat); Larry King, Kourtney + Khloe Kardashian, and My Morning Jacket) on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (repeat); Jason Bateman on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Elijah Wood and Leslie Bibb on Conan (NEW); Andy Richter and Constance Marie on Lopez Tonight (NEW)


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