"Our dilemma is that we hate change & love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better." Sydney J. Harris

TODAY IS: NAT'L. FUDGE DAY + NAT'L. NURSING ASSISTANTS DAY + NAT'L. RECESS AT WORK DAY + US OPEN GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP (16th-19th)

CELEB B-DAYS: LAURIE METCALF + JOAN VAN ARK + TUPAC SHAKUR + JOYCE CAROL OATES + STAN LAUREL

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Love Bites, So You Think You Can Dance, Police Women of Broward County, NY Ink, 24 Hour Restaurant Battle, From the Edge w/Peter Lik, Swords: Life on the Line, First 48, First 48: Missing Persons, Swamp People, Mounted in Alaska, Real Housewives of NYC, Watch What Happens: Live, House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Naked Science, Known Universe, True Crime w/Aphrodite Jones, Nightmare Next Door, Yard Crashers, Originals w/Emeril, Snapped, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Voltron Force (premiere), Penguins of Madagascar, Kickin' It, Headline Country, G4 Specials, 1 Girl 5 Gays, truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., It Only Hurts When I Laugh

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Mets/Braves, Live From the U.S. Open, Max Kellerman Face Off: Klitschko vs. Haye, Impact Wrestling, MLLacrosse: Chesapeake/Long Island


*CBS has repeats of The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, CSI and The Mentalist

*NBC has repeats of Community, 30 Rock, The Office and Parks & Recreation and is NEW with Love Bites

*FOX is NEW with So You Think You Can Dance (Live) and has a repeat of Glee

*ABC has repeats of Wipeout and Rookie Blue

*WWOR has repeats of Without a Trace, King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond

*CW has repeats of Vampire Diaries, Nikita and Seinfeld

*PBS has Christie on the Line and Boxing Gym

*HBO has Our Family Wedding and is NEW with Max Kellerman Face Off: Klitschko vs. Haye

*TVGN has The River Wild

*TLC is NEW with Police Women of Broward County and NY Ink

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with 24 Hour Restaurant Battle

*TWC is NEW with From the Edge w/Peter Lik (Grand Canyon)

*Discovery is NEW with Swords: Life on the Line

*A&E is NEW with First 48 and First 48: Missing Persons

*FX has Definitely, Maybe

*Disney has The Suite Life Movie

*Golf is NEW with Live From the U.S. Open

*MTV has The Truth Below

*VH1 has American Pie 2

*History is NEW with Swamp People and Mounted in Alaska

*Spike is NEW with Impact Wrestling and has Damage

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Mo Mandel, Loni Love & Brad Wollack)

*ABCFam has Meet the Parents and Along Came Polly

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New York City and Watch What Happens: Live (Rocco DiSpirito + Mary McDonald)

*BET has Daddy's Little Girls and is NEW with The Mo'Nique Show

*HGTV is NEW with House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*ESPN2 is NEW with MLLacrosse: Chesapeake/Long Island

*AMC has Se7en

*SNY is NEW with MLBaseball: Mets/Braves

*NatGeo is NEW with Naked Science and Known Universe

*ID is NEW with True Crime w/Aphrodite Jones and Nightmare Next Door

*BBC has Interview with the Vampire

*Lifetime Movies has Texas Justice

*DIY is NEW with Yard Crashers

*Cooking is NEW with Originals with Emeril (Chicago)

*Oxygen is NEW with Snapped

*NickToons is NEW with Dragon Ball Z Kai and the series premiere of Voltron Force

*Nick2 is NEW with Penguins of Madagascar

*DisXD is NEW with Kickin' It

*Hallmark has repeats of Frasier

*VH1CL has The Doors

*CMT has The Rookie

*GAC is NEW with Headline Country

*Fuse has Juice

*Encore has When in Rome, Sleepless in Seattle and Money Train

*Reelz has Gorky Park and Assassins

*G4 is NEW with G4 Specials (Green Lantern)

*Logo is NEW with 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Lord of War

*Indie has Relative Values, Boyz N the Hood and Mississippi Masala

*Retro has All That Jazz, Crimewave and The Beguiled

*TCM has Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman, The King of the Duplicators, Village of the Giants and Queen of Outer Space

*Flix has Scenes from a Mall, Passed Away and Fool for Love

*truTV is NEW with truTV Presents: World's Dumbest... and It Only Hurts When I Laugh

*Showtime has The Times of Harvey Milk

*Starz has Takers, The Bounty Hunter and Year One

*Late Nite Highlites: Samuel L. Jackson and Josh Hamilton on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Diane Lane on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (repeat); Larry David and Ashley Hebert on Tonight Show w/Jay Leno (NEW); Keith Olbermann and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Cedric the Entertainer on Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW); Ryan Reynolds and Simon Pegg on Conan (NEW); Lucy Punch on Lopez Tonight (NEW)
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