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TODAY IS: NAT'L. APPLESAUCE CAKE DAY + ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY + DRIVE-IN MOVIE DAY + NAT'L. GARDENING EXERCISE DAY + NAT'L. YO-YO DAY! AND TODAY BEGINS: NAT'L. AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE PROFESSIONALS WEEK + NAT'L. BUSINESS ETIQUETTE WEEK! :o)

NEW STUFF AT A GLANCE:
Law & Order: Los Angeles, MasterChef (premiere), The Bachelorette, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, Great Performances, The Truth of My Sex, Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal (premiere), Dr. Laura Berman Show (premiere), Cake Boss, Kate Plus 8, Meat & Potatoes, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Top 5 Extreme Weather Events of 2011, American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior, Swamp Brothers, It's Everybody's Business w/Jack & Suzy Welch, Last Man Standing (movie), Teen Wolf, Basketball Wives, Single Ladies, American Pickers, Pawn Stars (x2), Jail (x2), Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched at Birth (premiere), Real Housewives of NJ, Platinum Hit, Sanctuary, Regular Show, MAD, Problem Solverz, My Yard Goes Disney (premiere), House Hunters on Vacation (premiere), HGTV'd (premiere), House Hunters, House Hunters Int'l., Man v. Monster, To See or Not to See?, Behind Mansion Walls (premiere), Biography, Turf War, Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too, E3 2011 Live, Setup Squad, 1 Girl 5 Gays, UnSung (premiere), Bait Car (x2), All Worked Up, Off Limits, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara

NEW SPORTS STUFF:
MLBaseball: Dodgers/Phillies, Stanley Cup Finals-Game 3: Canucks/Bruins, WWE Tough Enough, WWE Monday Night Raw, Big Break: Indian Wells, Champions Tour Learning Center, Women's Softball: College World Series Finals Game 1

*CBS has repeats of How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Hawaii Five-0

*NBC has repeats of Minute to Win It, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and is NEW with Law & Order: Los Angeles

*FOX is NEW with the 2nd season premiere of MasterChef and has a repeat of House

*ABC is NEW with The Bachelorette and Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

*WWOR has repeats of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond

*CW has repeats of 90210, Gossip Girl and Seinfeld

*PBS is NEW with Great Performances (Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 3)

*HBO has Bobby Fischer Against the World and Get Him to the Greek

*OWN is NEW with The Truth of My Sex, the series premiere of Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal and the series premiere of Dr. Laura Berman Show

*TVGN has The River Wild

*CSN has MLBaseball: Dodgers/Phillies

*TLC is NEW with Cake Boss and Kate Plus 8

*Food Ntwrk is NEW with Meat & Potatoes and The Best Thing I Ever Ate

*TWC is NEW with Top 5 Extreme Weather Events of 2011

*Discovery is NEW with American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior and Swamp Brothers

*Versus has Stanley Cup Finals-Game 3: Canucks/Bruins

*CNBC is NEW with the series premiere of It's Everybody's Business w/Jack & Suzy Welch

*Lifetime TV has Last Man Standing (NEW 2011)

*USA is NEW with WWE Tough Enough and WWE Monday Night Raw

*FX has The Simpsons Movie

*Disney has Halloweentown

*Golf is NEW with Big Break: Indian Wells and Champions Tour Learning Center

*MTV is NEW with Teen Wolf

*VH1 is NEW with Basketball Wives and Single Ladies

*History is NEW with American Pickers and Pawn Stars (x2)

*Spike is NEW with Jail (x2) and has Shoot 'Em Up

*E! is NEW with Chelsea Lately (Lauren Conrad)

*ABCFam is NEW with Secret Life of the American Teenager and the series premiere of Switched at Birth

*Bravo is NEW with Real Housewives of New Jersey and Platinum Hit

*Syfy has Dawn of the Dead and is NEW with Sanctuary

*BET has Romeo Must Die and A Low Down Dirty Shame

*Cartoon Ntwrk is NEW with Regular Show, MAD and Problem Solverz

*ESPN has MLBaseball: Dodgers/Phillies

*ESPN2 has Women's Softball: College World Series Finals Game 1

*HGTV is NEW with the series premiere of My Yard Goes Disney, the series premiere of House Hunters on Vacation, the series premiere of HGTV'd, House Hunters and House Hunters Int'l.

*AMC has Terminator 2: Judgment Day and True Lies

*NatGeoWild is NEW with Man v. Monster

*Science Channel is NEW with To See or Not to See?

*DiscTimes (ID) is NEW with the series premiere of Behind Mansion Walls

*BIO is NEW with Biography (Steve-O)

*WE has reruns of Golden Girls

*Lifetime Movies has She's Too Young and True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet

*DIY is NEW with Turf War

*Oxygen is NEW with Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too

*VH1CL has Real Genius

*Encore has Angels & Demons and The Bourne Identity

*Reelz has Robin Hood and Assassins

*G4 is NEW with E3 2011 Live

*Logo is NEW with Setup Squad and 1 Girl 5 Gays

*IFC has Cabin Fever and Chopper

*Sundance has A Life Less Ordinary

*Indie has Plunkette & Maclean, My Beautiful Laundrette and Sugar Town

*Retro has Gunsmoke, The Virginian and Bite the Bullet

*TCM has North to Alaska and Operation Mad Ball

*Flix has On Golden Pond and The Safety of Objects

*TVOne has Why Do Fools Fall in Love and is NEW with the 4th season premiere of UnSung (Deniece Williams)

*truTV is NEW with Bait Car (x2) and All Worked Up

*Travel is NEW with Off Limits (San Fran)

*GMC has Dear God

*Showtime has Extraordinary Measures and is NEW with Nurse Jackie and United States of Tara

*Starz has Legion, The Hot Chick and Stone

*Late Nite Highlites: Meredith Vieira on Late Show w/David Letterman (NEW); Don Cheadle and Brooklyn Decker on Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson (NEW); Tonight Show w/Jay Leno; Kathie Lee Gifford and Jason Earles on Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon (NEW); Wanda Sykes and Ashley Hebert on Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat); Ice-T and Breckin Meyer on Conan (NEW); David Arquette on Lopez Tonight (NEW)

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